neruda wrote: Chilenita wrote: Bainaman wrote: How about her trombone story?? Does she remember that?? OMG the trombone story! WHat a sexy ****ing instrument The sax...now that is DISGUSTING!!!!!!! IT's just plain DISGUSTING ...look at yourself in the mirror and play the sax....it's so not sexy Having sax in front of a mirror is plenty sexy! Oh my you must meet the Chilena that lives next door to me! You MUST!!!
OMG, I can't believe I missed that
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Chilenita wrote: Bainaman wrote: How about her trombone story?? Does she remember that?? OMG the trombone story! WHat a sexy Facking instrument The sax...now that is DISGUSTING!!!!!!! IT's just plain DISGUSTING ...look at yourself in the mirror and play the sax....it's so not sexyHaving sax in front of a mirror is plenty sexy!
Oh my you must meet the Chilena that lives next door to me! You MUST!!!
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Bainaman wrote: How about her trombone story?? Does she remember that?? OMG the trombone story! WHat a sexy Facking instrument The sax...now that is DISGUSTING!!!!!!! IT's just plain DISGUSTING ...look at yourself in the mirror and play the sax....it's so not sexy
How about her trombone story??Does she remember that??
OMG the trombone story! WHat a sexy Facking instrument The sax...now that is DISGUSTING!!!!!!! IT's just plain DISGUSTING ...look at yourself in the mirror and play the sax....it's so not sexy
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Chilenita wrote: Daeveed wrote: Chilenita wrote: Come on even Chilenas have a way of telling stories that will keep you listening....like my next door neighbour oh yes!! BTW say hi to her! OMG the other day I said something like "you gotta hear Daeveed and his band play sometime" and she was like "who" and I said "Daeveed you know the Chileno in the band.....he was at my place with his girlfriend"....."DAEVEED the only Chileno there that night"......she doesn't remember anything after going home the first time She just doesn't remember anything after a certian point in the night but I'll tell her you said hi.... She doesn't remember giving a SHAKIRA speech either
How about her trombone story?? Does she remember that??
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Chilenita wrote: Come on even Chilenas have a way of telling stories that will keep you listening....like my next door neighbour oh yes!! BTW say hi to her!
OMG the other day I said something like "you gotta hear Daeveed and his band play sometime" and she was like "who" and I said "Daeveed you know the Chileno in the band.....he was at my place with his girlfriend"....."DAEVEED the only Chileno there that night"......she doesn't remember anything after going home the first time She just doesn't remember anything after a certian point in the night but I'll tell her you said hi.... She doesn't remember giving a SHAKIRA speech either
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I knew this Chileneano guy yeeeeears ago... that would be able to tell even not so funny jokes incredibly well......... he really should've turned pro joker teller guy thingy
Chilenos are just gifted when it comes to telling jokes. Yep Chilenos are the funniest ever by far!!!
Come on even Chilenas have a way of telling stories that will keep you listening....like my next door neighbour
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Dogo wrote: I knew this Chileneano guy yeeeeears ago... that would be able to tell even not so funny jokes incredibly well......... he really should've turned pro joker teller guy thingy And the Chilean accent just cracks me up to begin with... not in a bad way, it's just one of those languages......... like Italian Me estai agarrando pal weveo culiao?? Mira que te pongo en cuatro y te hago gritar viva chile! j/k man.
you really didn't have to make clear you were joking
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Zipote is great at telling jokes!!!! So is Ponches......even though lately he's been slacking.....but he's good too! All Zipote does is stand up....and you're laughing already! "Clavos Garcia!"
So true !
Back to Buffy´s question, I can´t tell jokes, maybe stories but I have a friend here, she is like Zipote but no need for her to stand up or anything, she is just hilarious and crack us up all the time. We are really pushing her to write everything down and start a "oneman show" ........ GO M.E GO
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I knew this Chileneano guy yeeeeears ago... that would be able to tell even not so funny jokes incredibly well......... he really should've turned pro joker teller guy thingy And the Chilean accent just cracks me up to begin with... not in a bad way, it's just one of those languages......... like Italian
Me estai agarrando pal weveo culiao??
Mira que te pongo en cuatro y te hago gritar viva chile!
I knew this Chileneano guy yeeeeears ago... that would be able to tell even not so funny jokes incredibly well......... he really should've turned pro joker teller guy thingy
And the Chilean accent just cracks me up to begin with... not in a bad way, it's just one of those languages......... like Italian
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Zipote is great at telling jokes!!!! So is Ponches......even though lately he's been slacking.....but he's good too! All Zipote does is stand up....and you're laughing already! "Clavos Garcia!"
hahahaha you stole the words from my fingers man!!
Jade wrote: I Totally hear you there!!! I cant tell Jokes nor stories FOR BEANS! lol Its really bad,,,i ll put the punch line at the beginning of the joke and then be like "NO NO NO THATS NOT HOW IT WENT" lol Oh, and trying to explain the joke is even more pathetic than attempting to tell a joke...
El Pibe wrote: Just this past weekend I was at one of my very good friends stag, and he is awsome at telling jokes, there is just something about him, that he know how to build it up, and then deliver the punch line. Also, you know the Black guy from the Molson Canadian commercials, he's a friend of mine too, and he has that same quality, he knows how to talk up a story and then he hits the punch line perfectly. I went out with both of them about 3 weeks ago, and I couldn't stop laughing all night with those two guys. It's even better when there's more than one. And even betterer when there's like a couple and they feed off each other with their storytelling and one will tell a good joke and the other will add to the punchline and keep the people in stitches... I love those gatherings...
oh exactly, its like they were each trying to out shine the other one, making them both even funnier without even trying
Just this past weekend I was at one of my very good friends stag, and he is awsome at telling jokes, there is just something about him, that he know how to build it up, and then deliver the punch line. Also, you know the Black guy from the Molson Canadian commercials, he's a friend of mine too, and he has that same quality, he knows how to talk up a story and then he hits the punch line perfectly. I went out with both of them about 3 weeks ago, and I couldn't stop laughing all night with those two guys.
It's even better when there's more than one. And even betterer when there's like a couple and they feed off each other with their storytelling and one will tell a good joke and the other will add to the punchline and keep the people in stitches... I love those gatherings...
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Just this past weekend I was at one of my very good friends stag, and he is awsome at telling jokes, there is just something about him, that he know how to build it up, and then deliver the punch line.
Also, you know the Black guy from the Molson Canadian commercials, he's a friend of mine too, and he has that same quality, he knows how to talk up a story and then he hits the punch line perfectly.
I went out with both of them about 3 weeks ago, and I couldn't stop laughing all night with those two guys.
I Totally hear you there!!! I cant tell Jokes nor stories FOR BEANS! lol Its really bad,,,i ll put the punch line at the beginning of the joke and then be like "NO NO NO THATS NOT HOW IT WENT" lol
Oh, and trying to explain the joke is even more pathetic than attempting to tell a joke...
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Do you know how when a group of people gather, there's (okay, Pinky, THERE ARE) two or three people who are AWESOME at telling jokes? I SUCK BIG TIME at telling jokes, that's why I would never try. But there are some people that MAKE the party. Do you know people like that?
you suck at telling jokes and you send ME :crickets: ?
You can not park, you can not tell jokes, you can't park, you can't park, you can't park... you good at anything?
(yes, I do foresee a smartass answer coming!)
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Do you know how when a group of people gather, there's (okay, Pinky, THERE ARE) two or three people who are AWESOME at telling jokes? I SUCK BIG TIME at telling jokes, that's why I would never try. But there are some people that MAKE the party. Do you know people like that?
I Totally hear you there!!! I cant tell Jokes nor stories FOR BEANS! lol Its really bad,,,i ll put the punch line at the beginning of the joke and then be like "NO NO NO THATS NOT HOW IT WENT" lol
Do you know how when a group of people gather, there's (okay, Pinky, THERE ARE) two or three people who are AWESOME at telling jokes? I SUCK BIG TIME at telling jokes, that's why I would never try. But there are some people that MAKE the party. Do you know people like that?
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OMG the trombone story! WHat a sexy ****ing instrument
The sax...now that is DISGUSTING!!!!!!! IT's just plain DISGUSTING ...look at yourself in the mirror and play the sax....it's so not sexy
you mean - other than neruda? 
the trombone story! WHat a sexy Facking instrument
oh yes!! BTW say hi to her! 
She just doesn't remember anything after a certian point in the night
She doesn't remember giving a SHAKIRA speech either
"Most of us fall short much more by omission than by commission."
