SO THIS IS THE STORY ABOUT A YOUNG MAN - COINSIDENTALLY BY THE NAME OF X4VIER (YES, HE HAS A 4 IN THERE TOO) - THAT WORKED AS A CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE FOR WORD PERFECT.... SHOULD X4VIER HAVE BEEN FIRED?This has got to be one of the funniest I've heard of in a long time. I think X4vier should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say, the Help Desk employee, X4VIER, was fired; however, he is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for Termination without Cause."This is the actual dialogue (now I know why they record these conversations):X4VIER--"Rich Hall, Computer Assistance; may I help you?"Customer--"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with Word Perfect."X4VIER--"What sort of trouble?"Customer--"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden, the words went away."X4VIER--"Went away?"Customer--"They disappeared."X4VIER--"Hmmm So what does your screen look like now?"Customer--"Nothing."X4VIER--"Nothing?"Customer--"It's a blank; it won' t accept anything when I type."X4VIER--"Are you still in Word Perfect, or did you get out?"Customer--"How do I tell?"X4VIER--"Can you see the 'C:' prompt on the screen?"Customer--"What is a sea prompt?"X4VIER--"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"Customer--"There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type."X4VIER--"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"Customer--"What's a monitor?"X4VIER--"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"Customer--"I don't know"X4VIER--"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"Customer--"Yes, I think so."X4VIER--"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."Customer--"Yes, it is."X4VIER--"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"Customer--"No."X4VIER--"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."Customer--"Okay, here it is."X4VIER--"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."Customer--"I can't reach."X4VIER--"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"Customer--"No."X4VIER--"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"Customer--"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle, it's because it's dark."X4VIER--"Dark?"Customer--"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."X4VIER--"Well, turn on the office light then."Customer--"I can't."X4VIER--"No? Why not?"Customer--"Because there's a power failure."X4VIER--"A power.......a power failure?.... Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and the packing stuff your computer came in?"Customer--"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."X4VIER--"Good.. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it Then take it back to the store you bought it from".Customer--"Really? Is it that bad?"X4VIER--"Yes, I'm afraid it is."Customer--"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"X4VIER--"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer." Ok so someone decided to give the employee a name that would likely fit! - I SOOO picture him -if he had the job and gone through it - to have said the above - or at least, to have thought of a similar response... Go X!!! LOL
- I SOOO picture him -if he had the job and gone through it - to have said the above - or at least, to have thought of a similar response... Go X!!! LOL
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SO THIS IS THE STORY ABOUT A YOUNG MAN - COINSIDENTALLY BY THE NAME OF X4VIER (YES, HE HAS A 4 IN THERE TOO) - THAT WORKED AS A CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE FOR WORD PERFECT....
SHOULD X4VIER HAVE BEEN FIRED?
This has got to be one of the funniest I've heard of in a long time. I think X4vier should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say, the Help Desk employee, X4VIER, was fired; however, he is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for Termination without Cause."
This is the actual dialogue (now I know why they record these conversations):
X4VIER--"Rich Hall, Computer Assistance; may I help you?" Customer--"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with Word Perfect." X4VIER--"What sort of trouble?" Customer--"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden, the words went away." X4VIER--"Went away?" Customer--"They disappeared." X4VIER--"Hmmm So what does your screen look like now?" Customer--"Nothing." X4VIER--"Nothing?" Customer--"It's a blank; it won' t accept anything when I type." X4VIER--"Are you still in Word Perfect, or did you get out?" Customer--"How do I tell?" X4VIER--"Can you see the 'C:' prompt on the screen?" Customer--"What is a sea prompt?" X4VIER--"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?" Customer--"There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type." X4VIER--"Does your monitor have a power indicator?" Customer--"What's a monitor?" X4VIER--"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?" Customer--"I don't know" X4VIER--"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?" Customer--"Yes, I think so." X4VIER--"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall." Customer--"Yes, it is." X4VIER--"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?" Customer--"No." X4VIER--"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable." Customer--"Okay, here it is." X4VIER--"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer." Customer--"I can't reach." X4VIER--"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?" Customer--"No." X4VIER--"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?" Customer--"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle, it's because it's dark." X4VIER--"Dark?" Customer--"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window." X4VIER--"Well, turn on the office light then." Customer--"I can't." X4VIER--"No? Why not?" Customer--"Because there's a power failure." X4VIER--"A power.......a power failure?.... Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and the packing stuff your computer came in?" Customer--"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet." X4VIER--"Good.. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it Then take it back to the store you bought it from". Customer--"Really? Is it that bad?" X4VIER--"Yes, I'm afraid it is." Customer--"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?" X4VIER--"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."
Ok so someone decided to give the employee a name that would likely fit! - I SOOO picture him -if he had the job and gone through it - to have said the above - or at least, to have thought of a similar response... Go X!!! LOL
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BY THE NAME OF X4VIER (YES, HE HAS A 4 IN THERE TOO) - THAT WORKED AS A CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE FOR WORD PERFECT.... SHOULD X4VIER HAVE BEEN FIRED?This has got to be one of the funniest I've heard of in a long time. I think X4vier should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say, the Help Desk employee, X4VIER, was fired; however, he is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for Termination without Cause."This is the actual dialogue (now I know why they record these conversations):X4VIER--"Rich Hall, Computer Assistance; may I help you?"Customer--"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with Word Perfect."X4VIER--"What sort of trouble?"Customer--"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden, the words went away."X4VIER--"Went away?"Customer--"They disappeared."X4VIER--"Hmmm So what does your screen look like now?"Customer--"Nothing."X4VIER--"Nothing?"Customer--"It's a blank; it won' t accept anything when I type."X4VIER--"Are you still in Word Perfect, or did you get out?"Customer--"How do I tell?"X4VIER--"Can you see the 'C:' prompt on the screen?"Customer--"What is a sea prompt?"X4VIER--"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"Customer--"There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type."X4VIER--"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"Customer--"What's a monitor?"X4VIER--"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"Customer--"I don't know"X4VIER--"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"Customer--"Yes, I think so."X4VIER--"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."Customer--"Yes, it is."X4VIER--"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"Customer--"No."X4VIER--"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."Customer--"Okay, here it is."X4VIER--"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."Customer--"I can't reach."X4VIER--"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"Customer--"No."X4VIER--"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"Customer--"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle, it's because it's dark."X4VIER--"Dark?"Customer--"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."X4VIER--"Well, turn on the office light then."Customer--"I can't."X4VIER--"No? Why not?"Customer--"Because there's a power failure."X4VIER--"A power.......a power failure?.... Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and the packing stuff your computer came in?"Customer--"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."X4VIER--"Good.. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it Then take it back to the store you bought it from".Customer--"Really? Is it that bad?"X4VIER--"Yes, I'm afraid it is."Customer--"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"X4VIER--"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer." Ok so someone decided to give the employee a name that would likely fit! - I SOOO picture him -if he had the job and gone through it - to have said the above - or at least, to have thought of a similar response... Go X!!! LOL 
