Bainaman wrote: The point was to tell us how/why you got thrown in jail..... SPILL IT WOMAN!! Indecent exposure?? Yes, apparently you must be wearing something underneath your trenchcoat before you open it up in public.
You naughty girl!!!
Never knew you had it in you......
.......well.....suspected it.........after the stripperella dance!!!
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"Most of us fall short much more by omission than by commission."
Well, it wasn't an entire night, just 4 hours but it was four hours late at night. I thought it was an interesting night. The first half hour wasn't so bad. I was thinking of making little lines on the wall to keep track of time. I read all the scribbles on the wall and tried to look out the window. After I had checked out the joint, I started to panic. Yeah, it wasn't funny anymore. I wanted out! Then I decided to calm down and go to sleep but I was hungry. So they brought me something to eat: a sandwich, a pasta salad and some milk. The sandwich was crap, the salad was crappier and the milk was warm. I drank it anyway, I was starving. Then I had to pee but the ****ing toilet was just there... in the open. How is a woman supposed to pee there? Easy, you pull your pants down and stop tightening your belly, so I learned. Then I decided to sleep for awhile; not much else you can do. I didn't have a pillow though. They don't want you to smother yourself. Pfffft. So I used the toilet paper as a pillow. Too bad they didn't have Charmin Ultra. I was barely falling asleep when they kicked me out. Bastards!
Neat experience overall. Not that I'd want to relive it, tyvm.
"Most of us fall short much more by omission than by commission."
Yes, apparently you must be wearing something underneath your trenchcoat before you open it up in public. 
Not that I'd want to relive it, tyvm.
