Jinx wrote: Porque los hombres despues que mean no se lavan las manos? Se sacuden la picha pero no se lavan las manos! te apuesto que nunca que quejas cuando te hacen caricias en la cara con la manos meadas... no te hagas....
lmao!
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Jinx wrote: Porque los hombres despues que mean no se lavan las manos? Se sacuden la picha pero no se lavan las manos! Don't know what men you are referring to. I always wash my hands after.Maybe the ones you are talking about have already washed their hands with a golden shower
no me vengas con ese cuento que diske te lavas las manos, la mayoria de los hombres no se la lavan!
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El Duro wrote: LGigolo wrote: NeNa wrote: LGigolo wrote: but he always find the hole It's A MALE organ - therefore, smart enough to know what's convenient for him! yeahhh.. finds the hole que le conviene!!!!!!!!!!! yeah, that was my point too Hey a Hole is a hole no matter who it's glued on It DOES matter - unless you're desperate and in JAIL and swing to both sides
LGigolo wrote: NeNa wrote: LGigolo wrote: but he always find the hole It's A MALE organ - therefore, smart enough to know what's convenient for him! yeahhh.. finds the hole que le conviene!!!!!!!!!!! yeah, that was my point too Hey a Hole is a hole no matter who it's glued on
It DOES matter - unless you're desperate and in JAIL and swing to both sides
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LGigolo wrote: NeNa wrote: LGigolo wrote: but he always find the hole It's A MALE organ - therefore, smart enough to know what's convenient for him! yeahhh.. finds the hole que le conviene!!!!!!!!!!! yeah, that was my point too Hey a Hole is a hole no matter who it's glued on
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NeNa wrote: LGigolo wrote: but he always find the hole It's A MALE organ - therefore, smart enough to know what's convenient for him! yeahhh.. finds the hole que le conviene!!!!!!!!!!! yeah, that was my point too
Hey a Hole is a hole no matter which women it's glued on
LGigolo wrote: but he always find the hole It's A MALE organ - therefore, smart enough to know what's convenient for him! yeahhh.. finds the hole que le conviene!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah, that was my point too
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LGigolo wrote: NeNa wrote: El Duro wrote: so we dont pee on the seat so u women can't complain about the seat being wet LOL... .. well if all men "aim".. straight we won't have wet toilet seats!!!! The schlong can't see very well... it's only got ONE eye! but he always find the hole
It's A MALE organ - therefore, smart enough to know what's convenient for him!
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LGigolo wrote: NeNa wrote: El Duro wrote: so we dont pee on the seat so u women can't complain about the seat being wet LOL... .. well if all men "aim".. straight we won't have wet toilet seats!!!! The schlong can't see very well... it's only got ONE eye! but he always find the hole
(and this was taken from JR's "Guys' Rules Thread")
Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
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NeNa wrote: El Duro wrote: so we dont pee on the seat so u women can't complain about the seat being wet LOL... .. well if all men "aim".. straight we won't have wet toilet seats!!!! The schlong can't see very well... it's only got ONE eye!
NeNa wrote: El Duro wrote: so we dont pee on the seat so u women can't complain about the seat being wet LOL... .. well if all men "aim".. straight we won't have wet toilet seats!!!! The schlong can't see very well... it's only got ONE eye!
NeNa wrote: El Duro wrote: so we dont pee on the seat so u women can't complain about the seat being wet LOL... .. well if all men "aim".. straight we won't have wet toilet seats!!!! The schlong can't see very well... it's only got ONE eye!
El Duro wrote: so we dont pee on the seat so u women can't complain about the seat being wet LOL... .. well if all men "aim".. straight we won't have wet toilet seats!!!!
The schlong can't see very well... it's only got ONE eye!
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El Duro wrote: so we dont pee on the seat so u women can't complain about the seat being wet LOL... .. well if all men "aim".. straight we won't have wet toilet seats!!!!
The only time a man can aim straight is when he's having sex, and u try to handle a 9 inch monster..
Jaime Cruz wrote: El Duro wrote: NeNa wrote: Hmmmm.......why do men leave the toilet seat up????? -- Edited by NeNa at 11:08, 2006-05-25 Because we don't piss sitting down............ and why do women go to the washroom in pairs... what they need help sitting down-- Edited by El Duro at 11:12, 2006-05-25 Ya I know. What's up with that??Girls always leave to the washroom in pairs. Do any girls here get bothered by having your friend(s) tag along everytime you say "I have to go to the washroom"?I mean what if you have to take a dump? Do you need your privacy? It's like me asking my boys to come with me to the washroom in hand
McOSIRIS wrote: NeNa wrote: Hmmmm.......why do men leave the toilet seat up????? we don't complain when we have to lift it to use it.... yeah... but why do u lift it when u don't even sit down to pee!!!...
so we dont pee on the seat so u women can't complain about the seat being wet
Jaime Cruz wrote: El Duro wrote: NeNa wrote: Hmmmm.......why do men leave the toilet seat up????? -- Edited by NeNa at 11:08, 2006-05-25 Because we don't piss sitting down............ and why do women go to the washroom in pairs... what they need help sitting down-- Edited by El Duro at 11:12, 2006-05-25 Ya I know. What's up with that??Girls always leave to the washroom in pairs. Do any girls here get bothered by having your friend(s) tag along everytime you say "I have to go to the washroom"?I mean what if you have to take a dump? Do you need your privacy? It's like me asking my boys to come with me to the washroom in hand
El Duro wrote: NeNa wrote: Hmmmm.......why do men leave the toilet seat up????? -- Edited by NeNa at 11:08, 2006-05-25 Because we don't piss sitting down............ and why do women go to the washroom in pairs... what they need help sitting down-- Edited by El Duro at 11:12, 2006-05-25 Ya I know. What's up with that??Girls always leave to the washroom in pairs. Do any girls here get bothered by having your friend(s) tag along everytime you say "I have to go to the washroom"?I mean what if you have to take a dump? Do you need your privacy?
It's like me asking my boys to come with me to the washroom in hand
NeNa wrote: Hmmmm.......why do men leave the toilet seat up????? -- Edited by NeNa at 11:08, 2006-05-25 Because we don't piss sitting down............ and why do women go to the washroom in pairs... what they need help sitting down-- Edited by El Duro at 11:12, 2006-05-25
Ya I know. What's up with that?? Girls always leave to the washroom in pairs. Do any girls here get bothered by having your friend(s) tag along everytime you say "I have to go to the washroom"? I mean what if you have to take a dump? Do you need your privacy?
NeNa wrote: Hmmmm.......why do men leave the toilet seat up????? -- Edited by NeNa at 11:08, 2006-05-25 Because we don't be sitting down............ and why do women go to the washroom in pairs... what they need help sitting down
Two ppl are much better.. !!!...
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Why do people go in the fast lane if they're not PASSING anyone!?!?!?! It doesn't make me go "HHHMMMM" it makes me go: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?"
Because nobody takes Honda Elements seriously!!! Please view "Just thinking....." thread.
NEXT QUESTION!!!! I'm feeling smart today!!!
-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 10:39, 2006-05-25
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Why do people go in the fast lane if they're not PASSING anyone!?!?!?! It doesn't make me go "HHHMMMM" it makes me go: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?"
Sorry, but this is a 'hmmmmm' thread.
Hmmmm, i wonder why people don't answer the threads questions correctly. Hmmm, i just wonder!!
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...
but he always find the hole It's A MALE organ - therefore, smart enough to know what's convenient for him! 
The schlong can't see very well... it's only got ONE eye! 
-- Edited by El Duro at 11:12, 2006-05-25 Ya I know. What's up with that??Girls always leave to the washroom in pairs. Do any girls here get bothered by having your friend(s) tag along everytime you say "I have to go to the washroom"?I mean what if you have to take a dump? Do you need your privacy? It's like me asking my boys to come with me to the washroom in hand 
It doesn't make me go "HHHMMMM" it makes me go: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?"
