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X4v13r wrote: Jinx wrote: Lahtina wrote: Jinx wrote: Lahtina wrote: Jinx wrote: I couple of nights ago I dreamed that Ted Lilly was banging me Who is Ted Lilly and how was he? Ted Lilly is a Blue Jay pitcher, he was very good lmao Is he related to you in any way, shape or form? I am unable to see how this can be an F'ed up sexual dream. he put a baseball in my as* WTF!!! and it sounds like u liked it X@vier I like it believe it or not!


 


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Jinx wrote: Lahtina wrote: Jinx wrote: Lahtina wrote: Jinx wrote: I couple of nights ago I dreamed that Ted Lilly was banging me Who is Ted Lilly and how was he? Ted Lilly is a Blue Jay pitcher, he was very good lmao Is he related to you in any way, shape or form? I am unable to see how this can be an F'ed up sexual dream. he put a baseball in my as* WTF!!! and it sounds like u liked it X@vier
I like it believe it or not!




i guess the saying "junk in da trunk" fits u perfectly

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X4v13r wrote: Jinx wrote: Lahtina wrote: Jinx wrote: Lahtina wrote: Jinx wrote: I couple of nights ago I dreamed that Ted Lilly was banging me Who is Ted Lilly and how was he? Ted Lilly is a Blue Jay pitcher, he was very good lmao Is he related to you in any way, shape or form? I am unable to see how this can be an F'ed up sexual dream. he put a baseball in my as*:biggrin: WTF!!! and it sounds like u liked it X@vier I like it believe it or not!


And so I take back my comment. This Ted Lilly dream certainly belongs on this thread.



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mmmmmmmm what a fine piece of a**

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Jinx wrote: Lahtina wrote: Jinx wrote: Lahtina wrote: Jinx wrote: I couple of nights ago I dreamed that Ted Lilly was banging me Who is Ted Lilly and how was he? Ted Lilly is a Blue Jay pitcher, he was very good lmao Is he related to you in any way, shape or form? I am unable to see how this can be an F'ed up sexual dream. he put a baseball in my as* WTF!!! and it sounds like u liked it X@vier

I like it believe it or not!

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Jinx wrote: Lahtina wrote: Jinx wrote: I couple of nights ago I dreamed that Ted Lilly was banging me Who is Ted Lilly and how was he? Ted Lilly is a Blue Jay pitcher, he was very good lmao Is he related to you in any way, shape or form? I am unable to see how this can be an F'ed up sexual dream.
he put a baseball in my as*




WTF!!!

and it sounds like u liked it

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Jinx wrote: Lahtina wrote: Jinx wrote: I couple of nights ago I dreamed that Ted Lilly was banging me Who is Ted Lilly and how was he? Ted Lilly is a Blue Jay pitcher, he was very good lmao Is he related to you in any way, shape or form? I am unable to see how this can be an F'ed up sexual dream.

he put a baseball in my as*

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Lahtina wrote: Jinx wrote: I couple of nights ago I dreamed that Ted Lilly was banging me Who is Ted Lilly and how was he? Ted Lilly is a Blue Jay pitcher, he was very good lmao


Is he related to you in any way, shape or form? I am unable to see how this can be an F'ed up sexual dream.



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Jinx wrote: I couple of nights ago I dreamed that Ted Lilly was banging me Who is Ted Lilly and how was he?

Ted Lilly is a Blue Jay pitcher, he was very good lmao

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I couple of nights ago I dreamed that Ted Lilly was banging me


Who is Ted Lilly and how was he?



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I couple of nights ago I dreamed that Ted Lilly was banging me

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Well if a doctor says so, it must be true, more so if she's a doctor who's on t.v. Thank you for answering, guy, me quedó casi tan claro como el agua de caño.  





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I'm sure this has to either mean something else (not on a sexual level) or just nothing at all. Do dreams really mean anything anyway?  


Who knows, Some pple say they do other that they don't.


They are few books on dreams interpretations, including Freud's



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Lahtina wrote: I'm sure this has to either mean something else (not on a sexual level) or just nothing at all. Do dreams really mean anything anyway?   Dr. MILF (Dr. Melfi - The Sopranos)... would say that YES, dreams DO mean something... who knows!?

Well if a doctor says so, it must be true, more so if she's a doctor who's on t.v. Thank you for answering, guy, me quedó casi tan claro como el agua de caño.  



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I'm sure this has to either mean something else (not on a sexual level) or just nothing at all. Do dreams really mean anything anyway?  



Dr. MILF (Dr. Melfi - The Sopranos)... would say that YES, dreams DO mean something... who knows!?



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I'm sure this has to either mean something else (not on a sexual level) or just nothing at all.


Do dreams really mean anything anyway?  



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Wondering... do any of you have weird sexual dreams? I don't really have sexual dreams that often anymore (DAMMIT!) but when I do, they're usually effed up. I'll dream that I'm with another girl. Awake there is no way in hell that I would do it. The thought of being with another woman does cross my mind at times but if I really think about it ewwww, no, way Jose. I've also dreamt that I'm with my dad. Ok, very EWWWW. Once I dreamt I got it on with a priest too. (He was good, hehehe... I mean, EWWW!!!). So, que es el dillio with these stupid dreams?    


WTF         


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 



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THIS IS SOME DISTURBING SHIT...

If I have had dreams like these..I have supressed them...THANK GOD.

-- Edited by melanie at 00:01, 2006-05-25

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i dreamt that i was with my dad..brother and uncle....sooo nasty...but i wonder y i dreamt this


- Wow -


This Type Of Dream Appears To Be Common Among Female Foroholics . . .



What Gives ? ? ?



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Wondering... do any of you have weird sexual dreams? I don't really have sexual dreams that often anymore (DAMMIT!) but when I do, they're usually effed up. I'll dream that I'm with another girl. Awake there is no way in hell that I would do it. The thought of being with another woman does cross my mind at times but if I really think about it ewwww, no, way Jose. I've also dreamt that I'm with my dad. Ok, very EWWWW. Once I dreamt I got it on with a priest too. (He was good, hehehe... I mean, EWWW!!!). So, que es el dillio with these stupid dreams?    

i've had wierd sexual dreams 2..i dreamt that i was with my dad..brother and uncle....sooo nasty...but i wonder y i dreamt this

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Lately I've been dreaming of having quickies in the morning!!!  Then I wake up all excited and no one's there!!   

how may I assist you???? 

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That's what YOU think!!!!!







Yes I have my doubts too.

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One time she was dreaming of fighting someone but in reality she was throwing punches at my back. Faak, talk about rude awakenings!!! She didn't even know she was punching in real life!


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Marky Mark wrote: One time she was dreaming of fighting someone but in reality she was throwing punches at my back. Faak, talk about rude awakenings!!! She didn't even know she was punching in real life! That's what YOU think!!!!!


Exactly what I thought. I think Lahtina deserves an Oscar.


 


Okay, now she's gonna dream she's having sex with the golden statue.



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I was about to post until I read Buffy's post. So I withold comment. ok... can't... resist....typing... I just wanna say lahtina has the most effed up dreams I've ever known anyone to have. One time she was dreaming of fighting someone but in reality she was throwing punches at my back. Faak, talk about rude awakenings!!! She didn't even know she was punching in real life!

I had one episode of THAT kind of dream:  I had dreamt that I was in a fight and I woke up throwing a big right (punch) to my mattress - gf was like: WTF?  I just recall my heart was pounding and my addrenaline was pumping hard... then realized that it was just a dream and went back to sleep.

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One time she was dreaming of fighting someone but in reality she was throwing punches at my back. Faak, talk about rude awakenings!!! She didn't even know she was punching in real life!






That's what YOU think!!!!!








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I was about to post until I read Buffy's post.

So I withold comment.


ok... can't... resist....typing...


I just wanna say lahtina has the most effed up dreams I've ever known anyone to have. One time she was dreaming of fighting someone but in reality she was throwing punches at my back. Faak, talk about rude awakenings!!! She didn't even know she was punching in real life!



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Lahtina wrote: So, que es el dillio with these stupid dreams?     It means you're crazy. And you're also a lezbo, incestual (if that's a word) and you're also Satan.   And it also confirms all of our suspicions.   On a side note, why is this the ONLY THREAD EVER where MiMi hasn't posted. Tings that make you go


He may be shopping for a "grandpa" costume


EWWWW... yeah, nasty dreams... HATE THEM: Worse that comes to mind is doing it with an aunt - she's got great big hooters, mind you; PERO EWWWW it's a big no-no!



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Lately I've been dreaming of having quickies in the morning!!!  Then I wake up all excited and no one's there!!   


WoooHooo ! ! !


Poor You . . .




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Wondering... do any of you have weird sexual dreams?
I don't really have sexual dreams that often anymore (DAMMIT!) but when I do, they're usually effed up. I'll dream that I'm with another girl. Awake there is no way in hell that I would do it. The thought of being with another woman does cross my mind at times but if I really think about it ewwww, no, way Jose. I've also dreamt that I'm with my dad. Ok, very EWWWW. Once I dreamt I got it on with a priest too. (He was good, hehehe... I mean, EWWW!!!).
So, que es el dillio with these stupid dreams?
 
 





I think that it means that MiMi isn't satisfying your sexual needs and you're looking for something more....but you wanna keep it in the family











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So, que es el dillio with these stupid dreams?    


It means you're crazy. And you're also a lezbo, incestual (if that's a word) and you're also Satan.


 


And it also confirms all of our suspicions.


 


On a side note, why is this the ONLY THREAD EVER where MiMi hasn't posted. Tings that make you go



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Lately I've been dreaming of having quickies in the morning!!! 


Then I wake up all excited and no one's there!!   



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 I've also dreamt that I'm with my dad. Ok, very EWWWW. Once I dreamt I got it on with a priest too. (He was good, hehehe... I mean, EWWW!!!). So, que es el dillio with these stupid dreams?    


Wow . . .


I Think This Means You Have Problems ? ? ?


WoooHooo ! ! !


You Sick Puppy - Get Some Help B4 It's To Late . . .




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MAAAAAAAAAJOR EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!! Major


Yeah, that's what I said. OMG - Ewwww, same thing.



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Dogo wrote: Lahtina wrote: Wondering... do any of you have weird sexual dreams? I don't really have sexual dreams that often anymore (DAMMIT!) but when I do, they're usually effed up. I'll dream that I'm with another girl. Awake there is no way in hell that I would do it. The thought of being with another woman does cross my mind at times but if I really think about it ewwww, no, way Jose. I've also dreamt that I'm with my dad. Ok, very EWWWW. Once I dreamt I got it on with a priest too. (He was good, hehehe... I mean, EWWW!!!). So, que es el dillio with these stupid dreams?     Oh, don't be such a puritan!  I don't know why I dream such things!  Oh! I just remembered that once I dreamt I was with my grandfather too. MAAAAAAAAAJOR EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!


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Lahtina wrote: Wondering... do any of you have weird sexual dreams? I don't really have sexual dreams that often anymore (DAMMIT!) but when I do, they're usually effed up. I'll dream that I'm with another girl. Awake there is no way in hell that I would do it. The thought of being with another woman does cross my mind at times but if I really think about it ewwww, no, way Jose. I've also dreamt that I'm with my dad. Ok, very EWWWW. Once I dreamt I got it on with a priest too. (He was good, hehehe... I mean, EWWW!!!). So, que es el dillio with these stupid dreams?    


Oh, don't be such a puritan!  I don't know why I dream such things!  Oh! I just remembered that once I dreamt I was with my grandfather too. MAAAAAAAAAJOR EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!



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McOSIRIS wrote: dreams are a pragmatic reflection of your feelings and experiences, this might be a question that you always have had, like what it would be like to be with another woman.... kinky girl.... Surely... as I'm sure you've asked yourself what it would be like to be with another man. Now the question is... have you dreamt you're with another man? Oh and in me dreams, I'm ALWAYS the active one. Sometimes I'm a guy in my dream penis and all. That's kinda neat... the peeing, I mean.


I have... and I feel very disgusted when I wake up....


but I think this is normal.... as long as I don't do it in real life it's all cool...


 


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Wondering... do any of you have weird sexual dreams? I don't really have sexual dreams that often anymore (DAMMIT!) but when I do, they're usually effed up. I'll dream that I'm with another girl. Awake there is no way in hell that I would do it. The thought of being with another woman does cross my mind at times but if I really think about it ewwww, no, way Jose. I've also dreamt that I'm with my dad. Ok, very EWWWW. Once I dreamt I got it on with a priest too. (He was good, hehehe... I mean, EWWW!!!). So, que es el dillio with these stupid dreams?    




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McOSIRIS wrote:


dreams are a pragmatic reflection of your feelings and experiences, this might be a question that you always have had, like what it would be like to be with another woman.... kinky girl....


Surely... as I'm sure you've asked yourself what it would be like to be with another man. Now the question is... have you dreamt you're with another man?

Oh and in me dreams, I'm ALWAYS the active one. Sometimes I'm a guy in my dream penis and all. That's kinda neat... the peeing, I mean.



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Wondering... do any of you have weird sexual dreams? I don't really have sexual dreams that often anymore (DAMMIT!) but when I do, they're usually effed up. I'll dream that I'm with another girl. Awake there is no way in hell that I would do it. The thought of being with another woman does cross my mind at times but if I really think about it ewwww, no, way Jose. I've also dreamt that I'm with my dad. Ok, very EWWWW. Once I dreamt I got it on with a priest too. (He was good, hehehe... I mean, EWWW!!!). So, que es el dillio with these stupid dreams?    


dreams are a pragmatic reflection of your feelings and experiences, this might be a question that you always have had, like what it would be like to be with another woman....


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Wondering... do any of you have weird sexual dreams?


I don't really have sexual dreams that often anymore (DAMMIT!) but when I do, they're usually effed up. I'll dream that I'm with another girl. Awake there is no way in hell that I would do it. The thought of being with another woman does cross my mind at times but if I really think about it ewwww, no, way Jose. I've also dreamt that I'm with my dad. Ok, very EWWWW. Once I dreamt I got it on with a priest too. (He was good, hehehe... I mean, EWWW!!!).


So, que es el dillio with these stupid dreams?


 


 



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