DIET PILLS... do they REALLY work?!

McOSIRIS · Comandante

RE: DIET PILLS... do they REALLY work?!

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

McOSIRIS wrote:

Motown Junkie wrote: Day #1 of SlimFast!!!! I tried Slimfast a while ago and I almost disappeared.... make sure you follow the Diet and you don't snack ... although you shouldn't feel hungry because of the product...

Now THAT'S what I want to hear!!! How long did it take for you to lose weight? I put myself on a STRICT diet!! I'M SORRY NeNa but I keep hitting stuff that's 3ft away from me with my arse!!!!!

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Motown Junkie wrote:

Day #1 of SlimFast!!!!

I tried Slimfast a while ago and I almost disappeared....

make sure you follow the Diet and you don't snack ... although you shouldn't feel hungry because of the product...

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

Day #1 of SlimFast!!!!

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

NeNa wrote:

Motown Junkie wrote: Oh f@ck. I failed. The guys ordered pizza so I'm the left over queen!!! LMAO... I knew it!!...

These bastards ordered chicken wings and garlic bread too!!!!

"A" for effort??? PWEEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NeNa · Guru

Motown Junkie wrote:

Oh f@ck. I failed. The guys ordered pizza so I'm the left over queen!!!

LMAO...

I knew it!!...

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

NeNa wrote:

Motown Junkie wrote: DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had a salad for lunch today!!!!!!!! A house salad to be exact!!! AND A SMIRNOFF ICE TO CONGRATULATE MYSELF AND COME BACK TO WORK DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you. :curtsy: The end. Whaaaaa.. a salad for lunch.. YOU.... well.. u almost dissapoint me there.. but the smirnoff brought u back to life!!!

Oh f@ck. I failed. The guys ordered pizza so I'm the left over queen!!!

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

luna chiquitita wrote:

MJ: did you ever end up going to LA Weightloss? How'd that go? What's their program all about?

As with everything else in my life, I bailed!!!!!!!!!

*high five*

HOWEVER, Genie is DRAGGING my arse to the gym tonight!!

I hate her!!

NeNa · Guru

Motown Junkie wrote:

DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had a salad for lunch today!!!!!!!! A house salad to be exact!!! AND A SMIRNOFF ICE TO CONGRATULATE MYSELF AND COME BACK TO WORK DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you. :curtsy: The end.

Whaaaaa.. a salad for lunch..

YOU....

well.. u almost dissapoint me there.. but the smirnoff brought u back to life!!!

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

MJ: did you ever end up going to LA Weightloss? How'd that go? What's their program all about?

Pelon` · Guru

Motown Junkie wrote:

It's sitting in my cupboard collecting dust. How's that???

It's a start

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

Pelon` wrote:

Motown Junkie wrote: DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had a salad for lunch today!!!!!!!! A house salad to be exact!!! AND A SMIRNOFF ICE TO CONGRATULATE MYSELF AND COME BACK TO WORK DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you. :curtsy: The end. Well done on your big meal...how is that thingy TrimSpa coming along? Does it work? What do you think?

It's sitting in my cupboard collecting dust. How's that???

Pelon` · Guru

Motown Junkie wrote:

DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had a salad for lunch today!!!!!!!! A house salad to be exact!!! AND A SMIRNOFF ICE TO CONGRATULATE MYSELF AND COME BACK TO WORK DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you. :curtsy: The end.

Well done on your big meal...how is that thingy TrimSpa coming along? Does it work? What do you think?

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had a salad for lunch today!!!!!!!! A house salad to be exact!!!

AND A SMIRNOFF ICE TO CONGRATULATE MYSELF AND COME BACK TO WORK DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you. :curtsy:

The end.

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

Marky Mark wrote:

GENIE wrote: According to Nicole i dont know her last name the white chick that advertises it its Trimspa Baby!!!! Anna Nicole Smith... now if she can lose all that weight, there must be something good about the product.

HA!!! I just need to marry an old guy with a gazillion dollars and I'm on my way!!!!

Well last night, I still wasn't hungry but I made myself eat so I had some soup and salad.

Now I'm having a green tea.

Marky Mark · Foro Master

GENIE wrote:

According to Nicole i dont know her last name the white chick that advertises it
its Trimspa Baby!!!!

Anna Nicole Smith... now if she can lose all that weight, there must be something good about the product.

GENIE · Foro Master

Marky Mark wrote:

MJ, you're probably losing your appetite from the Hoodia in the TrimSpa. It's suppressing your appetite. Be careful tho... you don't want to totally deprive yourself of nutrients that your body needs. Continue eating but not junk and smaller portions. Recap for DG in under 50 words? hmmmm.... I can do it with one.... TrimSpa.

According to Nicole i dont know her last name the white chick that advertises it

its Trimspa Baby!!!!

Marky Mark · Foro Master

MJ, you're probably losing your appetite from the Hoodia in the TrimSpa. It's suppressing your appetite. Be careful tho... you don't want to totally deprive yourself of nutrients that your body needs. Continue eating but not junk and smaller portions.

Recap for DG in under 50 words? hmmmm.... I can do it with one....

TrimSpa.

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Motown Junkie wrote:

My kangaroo "pouch" and my thighs!!!! *sigh* Is a woman ever satisfied?? I'll keep my fatty boobs though!!!!

Yeah your right again LoL!! We never are satisfied jajaja ....

But wouldn't the pills make you lose weight elsewhere too in places you don't want to lose ...

Ahh, yeah we all like to keep the pechonalidad LoL

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

DulceGalletita wrote:

Motown Junkie wrote: Oh boy! You have a lot to read. Marky Mark is good at recapping! This is DAY 4 of my TrimSpa challenge!!!! Ok, this deserves a triple AY DIO MIO!!!!!!!!! Pero what are you trimming ... but umm yeah if you still ain't hungry something is wrong cut down on the dose OK, WOO HOO I get to VOTE again ... I VOTE Marky to recap this all for me in 50 words or less ...

My kangaroo "pouch" and my thighs!!!! *sigh* Is a woman ever satisfied??

I'll keep my fatty boobs though!!!!

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Motown Junkie wrote:

Oh boy! You have a lot to read. Marky Mark is good at recapping! This is DAY 4 of my TrimSpa challenge!!!!

Ok, this deserves a triple AY DIO MIO!!!!!!!!!

Pero what are you trimming ... but umm yeah if you still ain't hungry something is wrong cut down on the dose

OK, WOO HOO I get to VOTE again ...

I VOTE Marky to recap this all for me in 50 words or less ...

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

DulceGalletita wrote:

Motown Junkie wrote: Something's wrong I've only had a green tea and a muffin today. I'm still not hungry..........wtf????? are u taking diet pills?

Oh boy! You have a lot to read. Marky Mark is good at recapping!

This is DAY 4 of my TrimSpa challenge!!!!

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Motown Junkie wrote:

Something's wrong I've only had a green tea and a muffin today. I'm still not hungry..........wtf?????

are u taking diet pills?

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

Something's wrong

I've only had a green tea and a muffin today.

I'm still not hungry..........wtf?????

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Daeveed wrote:

Yes I'm in. I need your full name and bank information to send you the deposit. Please don't forget to include your PIN number. Thank you!

did you vote?

GENIE · Foro Master

Marky Mark wrote:

Daeveed wrote: neruda wrote: On a similar note I have my own homeopathic remedy for loosing weight. It comes in a form of a $2 pill. Take it twice a day, followed by a 5 km brisk walk. I'll guarantee you will loose weight. Send your cheques to me. Yes I'm in. I need your full name and bank information to send you the deposit. Please don't forget to include your PIN number. Thank you! But you can't mix it with Ephedra!!! @Genie.. be careful with GNC.. they'll say anything to make the sale!!!!!!

oh i know thats why im going with my extrainer today!!! hes gonna teach me a few things plus he gets a discount for being a trainer!!!

Marky Mark · Foro Master

Daeveed wrote:

neruda wrote:
On a similar note I have my own homeopathic remedy for loosing weight. It comes in a form of a $2 pill. Take it twice a day, followed by a 5 km brisk walk. I'll guarantee you will loose weight. Send your cheques to me.

Yes I'm in.
I need your full name and bank information to send you the deposit. Please don't forget to include your PIN number.

Thank you!

But you can't mix it with Ephedra!!!

@Genie.. be careful with GNC.. they'll say anything to make the sale!!!!!!

Daeveed · Foro Master

neruda wrote:

On a similar note I have my own homeopathic remedy for loosing weight. It comes in a form of a $2 pill. Take it twice a day, followed by a 5 km brisk walk. I'll guarantee you will loose weight. Send your cheques to me.

Yes I'm in.

I need your full name and bank information to send you the deposit. Please don't forget to include your PIN number.

Thank you!

GENIE · Foro Master

Motown Junkie wrote:

Marky Mark wrote: Motown Junkie wrote: Day 3 (yesterday): I had about half a box of timbits for breakfast, 4 slices of pizza and 3 wings for lunch and half a cheese burger and half of my french fries for dinner. Then I ate 9 cheese sticks!! So far, so F@CKED!!!!!! I'm eating a raisin bran muffin now and green tea (black). Ummmm......I've had 4 glasses of water so far. "A" for effort? What's this MetaSlim I see Jovi and Genie talking about??? -- Edited by Motown Junkie at 10:51, 2006-05-25

ill let u know im going to Walmart to buy it today and im going to GNC to find out what works and what doesnt!!!

Bainaman · Foro Master

What about liposuction?!?!?

How much?!?!?

It's faster than anything else.

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

Marky Mark wrote:

Motown Junkie wrote: Day 3 (yesterday): I had about half a box of timbits for breakfast, 4 slices of pizza and 3 wings for lunch and half a cheese burger and half of my french fries for dinner. Then I ate 9 cheese sticks!! So far, so F@CKED!!!!!!

I'm eating a raisin bran muffin now and green tea (black). Ummmm......I've had 4 glasses of water so far. "A" for effort?

What's this MetaSlim I see Jovi and Genie talking about???

-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 10:51, 2006-05-25

Marky Mark · Foro Master

Motown Junkie wrote:

Day 3 (yesterday): I had about half a box of timbits for breakfast, 4 slices of pizza and 3 wings for lunch and half a cheese burger and half of my french fries for dinner. Then I ate 9 cheese sticks!!
So far, so F@CKED!!!!!!

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

Day 3 (yesterday): I had about half a box of timbits for breakfast, 4 slices of pizza and 3 wings for lunch and half a cheese burger and half of my french fries for dinner. Then I ate 9 cheese sticks!!

So far, so F@CKED!!!!!!

Chilenita · Comandante

Daeveed wrote:

neruda wrote: I believe you should then thank me for reminding you to do so! (see above) That I have no idea of your homeopathic knowledge (isn't that oxymoron, Moron?) nor do most people who read your postings underscores that any advice you give should be taken with a grain of salt. Cavet emptor! I have very little patience for people who prescribe ridiculous concoctions because some birkenstock wearing med school drop out tested it out on his cat. On the same note, I taped a pen to my eyeglasses, because one arm broke.

Oh man that was funny!

@Neruda..I kind of missed the old BITCHY Neruda. Where you been?

@MC don't worry about Birkenstocks anyone who wears them should be shot! Especially if it's with grey winter socks with a red stripe at the top

neruda · Guru

On a similar note I have my own homeopathic remedy for loosing weight. It comes in a form of a $2 pill. Take it twice a day, followed by a 5 km brisk walk. I'll guarantee you will loose weight.

Send your cheques to me.

McOSIRIS · Comandante

neruda wrote:

I believe you should then thank me for reminding you to do so! (see above) That I have no idea of your homeopathic knowledge (isn't that oxymoron, Moron?) nor do most people who read your postings underscores that any advice you give should be taken with a grain of salt. Cavet emptor! I have very little patience for people who prescribe ridiculous concoctions because some birkenstock wearing med school drop out tested it out on his cat.

isn't that a German beer???

Marky Mark · Foro Master

Daeveed wrote:

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On the same note, I taped a pen to my eyeglasses, because one arm broke.

Daeveed · Foro Master

neruda wrote:

I believe you should then thank me for reminding you to do so! (see above) That I have no idea of your homeopathic knowledge (isn't that oxymoron, Moron?) nor do most people who read your postings underscores that any advice you give should be taken with a grain of salt. Cavet emptor! I have very little patience for people who prescribe ridiculous concoctions because some birkenstock wearing med school drop out tested it out on his cat.

On the same note, I taped a pen to my eyeglasses, because one arm broke.

neruda · Guru

Loco_Lopez wrote:

neruda wrote: I don't know which is more inane (i.e. stupid!): 1. Someone encouraging/prescibing a cycle of drugs without knowing someone's medical history nor possible interactions with other drugs or 2. Someone taking advice on drugs from a person named "loco lopez" Two things, frist off never judge a book by it's cover, second WHO IN THA BLUE HELL ARE YOU? and who do come off insulting me when you have no idea of my homeopathic backround and/or knowledge, As you notice i'm not shoving anything down anyones throat. If you read my previous threads you'll notice i don't prescribe nor encourage the use of any homeopathic remedy's i'm simply educating to have a better understanding of products on the market. I know I should of warned everyone that Ephedra shouldn't be taking by those suffering from liver and heart problem, high blood pressure, moderated or high depression, or history of seizures and/or strokes! Like I always say plz PM if you have any questions or concern your health and/or nurtion and products that you might come accross!! Like Confu Alway says KE TE -- Edited by Loco_Lopez at 15:56, 2006-05-23

I believe you should then thank me for reminding you to do so! (see above)

That I have no idea of your homeopathic knowledge (isn't that oxymoron, Moron?) nor do most people who read your postings underscores that any advice you give should be taken with a grain of salt. Cavet emptor!

I have very little patience for people who prescribe ridiculous concoctions because some birkenstock wearing med school drop out tested it out on his cat.

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

Marky Mark wrote:

Motown Junkie wrote: Day 2 of TrimSpa.........I think I'm pissing all my fat away!!!! You gotta drink so much water!!!! And the tablets are huge!!! On the upside though, I wasn't hungry THAT much. I actually ate a freakin' salad for dinner and that's it!!!! Let's see how well I do today. Are u doing any exercises too?

Rollerblading and $ex!!

How's that?

jovi__jovs · Regular

GENIE wrote:

jovi__jovs wrote: I think they work only if you balance it out with proper dieting. I used MetaSlim. It has healthy ingredients like orange extract, mate, green tea etc. I went from a 136 lbs to 117 lbs. have u stopped using it??? did u have side effects and how long did u use it for????

Yeh, I stopped using it after I went back to my normal weight. There wasn't any side effects at all and I used it for two months. The bottle comes with 60 capsules. But, after I stopped using I continued the diet plan, like healthy eating and some excerise here and there.

GENIE · Foro Master

jovi__jovs wrote:

I think they work only if you balance it out with proper dieting. I used MetaSlim. It has healthy ingredients like orange extract, mate, green tea etc. I went from a 136 lbs to 117 lbs.

have u stopped using it??? did u have side effects and how long did u use it for????

jovi__jovs · Regular

I think they work only if you balance it out with proper dieting. I used MetaSlim. It has healthy ingredients like orange extract, mate, green tea etc. I went from a 136 lbs to 117 lbs.

Marky Mark · Foro Master

Motown Junkie wrote:

Day 2 of TrimSpa.........I think I'm pissing all my fat away!!!! You gotta drink so much water!!!! And the tablets are huge!!!
On the upside though, I wasn't hungry THAT much. I actually ate a freakin' salad for dinner and that's it!!!!
Let's see how well I do today.

Are u doing any exercises too?

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

Day 2 of TrimSpa.........I think I'm pissing all my fat away!!!! You gotta drink so much water!!!! And the tablets are huge!!!

On the upside though, I wasn't hungry THAT much. I actually ate a freakin' salad for dinner and that's it!!!!

Let's see how well I do today.

El Representante · Guru

Motown Junkie wrote:

That's like telling me not to breath!!!

Try Cutting Down On The Bread . . .

Try To Avoid Drinking Pops/Sodas . . .

This Should Be A Bit Easier . . .

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

El Representante wrote:

Cut The Bread Out Of Your Diet. Only Drink Water - Pop Is No Good For You . . . - You Will Notice A Difference -

That's like telling me not to breath!!!

El Representante · Guru

Cut The Bread Out Of Your Diet.

Only Drink Water - Pop Is No Good For You . . .

- You Will Notice A Difference -

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

Continuation of journal......

I bailed on my "consultation" with L.A. Weight Loss crap!!!!

F@ck!

El Representante · Guru

Boooo - That Sucks ! ! !