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LGigolo wrote:

Guadalupana is not saying this:

LGigolo ABSOLUTELY said:

  no creo que sea buena idea, i suffer from performance anxiety.




Aww Lg...it's ok, Dogo is patient and understanding and he told me you're really good at licking his lollipop   It will get you going like never before! Better than viagra!

Thanks Guada - I knew I could count on you, you always cheer me up with your optimism!


Look Lg, what ever you and poor dogo do is none of my business.
So, Dogo if you read this, don't take it out on me, you're my favorite spammer.

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Guadalupana wrote:

LGigolo SUPOSSEDLY said:

  no creo que sea buena idea, i suffer from performance anxiety.




Aww Lg...it's ok, I am patient and understanding and I am really good at licking that lollipop   I will get you going like never before!

Thanks Guada - I knew I could count on you!

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Chica W wrote:


Sausage Fest? Wow!! this is a very nice idea!!


Can I join or at least watch?.:smile:



  no creo que sea buena idea, i suffer from performance anxiety.


Aww Lg...it's ok, dogo is patient and understanding.

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Chica W wrote:


Sausage Fest? Wow!! this is a very nice idea!!


Can I join or at least watch?.:smile:



 

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LGigolo wrote:


hummm... let me think about it actually, i think i'm going to have to pass... I'm saving myself for Dogo 

( Messing up my hair from down there  and bringing them here in hopes that Dogo will notice me! )



A total spicy sausage fest for two!




I can't deny it girl, I would like to get a piece of this heat.

hey Guada... I won't judge you... Join in the Sausage Fest, by all means.  I just can't be a part of it.  I'm sorry.

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Don't deny girl, that you like my heat.


I didn’t realize that Luna and Guada liked girls - and that they were "seeing" each other!



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luna chiquitita wrote:

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luna chiquitita wrote:

@ LG... my bathtub is full of water and it is clean... u wanna join me? 


hummm... let me think about it actually, i think i'm going to have to pass... I'm saving myself for Dogo 


( Messing up my hair from down there  and bringing them here in hopes that Dogo will notice me! )



A total spicy sausage fest for two!


Don't deny girl, that you like the heat.

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@ LG... my bathtub is full of water and it is clean... u wanna join me? 


hummm... let me think about it actually, i think i'm going to have to pass... I'm saving myself for Dogo 


( Messing up my hair from down there  and bringing them here in hopes that Dogo will notice me! )





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luna chiquitita wrote:

@ LG... my bathtub is full of water and it is clean... u wanna join me? 


hummm... let me think about it


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


( Messing up quotes from OTHER threads and bringing them here!)



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BUTT

This is one of my favorite parts of the male body.


 at the first guy who touches mine




 


I was hoping you would admit this one day!


I wanna touch yours !!



 

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BUTT

This is one of my favorite parts of the male body.


 at the first guy who touches mine




 


I knew you would admit it one day!


Good for you !!  Now... can I be the first?


ME FIRST… ME FIRST… ME FIRST!!!



:nono: :nono:

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BUTT

This is one of my favorite parts of the male body.


 at the first guy who touches mine




 


I knew you would admit it one day!


Good for you !!



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B.U.T.T

This is one of my favorite threads.


at the first person who rephrases my words



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WTF  ...... this is the MAri-con thread I've been looking for! Fellas I'm here  

Bro all we are doing is just twisting words around. I think the thread your looking for is not here.-- Edited by Jaime Cruz at 15:03, 2006-05-08

LMAO....puchicas ere malo man..........you sure are 100% mariquita...

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WTF  ...... this is the MAri-con thread I've been looking for! Fellas I'm here  

Bro all we are doing is just twisting words around. I think the thread your looking for is not here.

-- Edited by Jaime Cruz at 15:03, 2006-05-08

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WTF......is this the MAri-con thread????? bye...

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I even authographed X's ass, now YOU ALL biatches, Hands off!!!
 

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LGigolo wrote:

That's my name tatted on X's ass biatches  
Hands off!!!      -- Edited by LGigolo at 14:35, 2006-05-08
Alright man. No problems here.

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Marky Mark wrote:


I love X'shairy butt     

 

-- Edited by LGigolo at 14:35, 2006-05-08

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I wanna make Marky Mark my nassssty biatch since I'm so done with LGiggy's hairy butt    
 




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I wanna make Marky Mark my nassssty biatch    
 

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LGigolo wrote:

X4v13r wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote... 8 don't worry bro, I'm sure thatYOU CAN HELP ME, AND i HELP YOU     X@vier HMMMM... I wanna make you two my nassssty biatches  
 

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X4v13r wrote:

LGigolo wrote: X4v13r wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote... 8 don't worry bro, I'm sure thatYOU CAN HELP ME, AND i HELP YOU     X@vier You two are nassssty biatches, PLS DON'T LEAVE ME OUT!!!!! ewwwwww u r too BIG El GIGI. X@vier
shhhhhhh - keep it on the DL

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Jaime Cruz wrote...
8 don't worry bro, I'm sure thatYOU CAN HELP ME, AND i HELP YOU     X@vier

You two are nassssty biatches, PLS DON'T LEAVE ME OUT!!!!!


ewwwwww u r too much El GIGI.

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X4v13r wrote:




Jaime Cruz wrote...


8 don't worry bro, I'm sure thatYOU CAN HELP ME, AND i HELP YOU     X@vier



You two are nassssty biatches

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X4v13r wrote:

LGigolo wrote: Chale Tanga wrote:  My poor friend, Luna. Someone do her  I settle for Dogo! and did it in la caja. do u think she would want the same? Too much people bro Let's just do it the same always you, Dogo and me in la caja  X@vier -- Edited by X4v13r at 15:59, 2006-05-07


no es justo que no inviten-- Edited by Jaime Cruz at 09:47, 2006-05-08


don't worry bro, I'm sure they will now that they know.

X@vier



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LGigolo wrote: Chale Tanga wrote:  My poor friend, Luna. Someone do her  I settle for Dogo! and did it in la caja. do u think she would want the same? Too much people bro
Let's just do it the same always you, Dogo and me in la caja  X@vier -- Edited by X4v13r at 15:59, 2006-05-07




-- Edited by Jaime Cruz at 09:47, 2006-05-08

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LGigolo wrote:
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 My poor friend, Luna. Someone do her
 I settle for Dogo! and did it in la caja. do u think she would want the same?


too much info bro

X@vier


-- Edited by X4v13r at 15:59, 2006-05-07

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Chale Tanga wrote:

 My poor friend, Luna. Someone do her
 Will she settle for Dogo? and is she willing to do it en la caja?

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luna chiquitita wrote:

Dear Dr. Luna,  I have a problem, I'm addicted to midget sex and toe sucking but thats besides the point... my co-worker absolutely loves vaseline enhanced probbing with giant plastic phallic shaped cucumbers.  I want to invite her to a support group, but she's too busy with all the foro boys role playing 'catch the reindeer/Spank Santa' games.  How do help my poor anal veggie ****ing Santa spanking friend? 
My poor friend. Someone help her

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Dear Dr. Luna,
 I have a problem, I'm addicted to midget sex, toe sucking and vaseline enhanced probbing.  I want to invite all the foro boys to play my reindeer games but they are all obsessed with Dogo... how do i eliminate Dogo so that the boys will play with me?  Lonely SexpOt in Mississauga 



um.. Chale, i think you posted in the wrong forum.

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luna chiquitita wrote:

Daeveed wrote: i've been staying off weed for a while and i've realized that it doesn't hurt....   i'm 100% officially SOBER! DAEVEEED NOOOOOOO!!! Say it aint sooooO!!!!!!!!   Do you at least SELL? cause I need sum weed
 druggies!

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luna chiquitita wrote:

that's nothing a little vaseline won't fix... the problem is that you're just taking it too far without lube.... cant do it without the lube.
says Dr. Luna, Sexpert

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luna chiquitita wrote:

Jaime Cruz wrote: Daeveed wrote: luna chiquitita wrote: JAIME!!!! HONESTLY! I smelled like a tuna sandwich yesterday!  Now i'll never eat tuna again! You know I play with myself down there in the shower once a day and I should stop cause it's starting to hurt      that's nothing a little vaseline won't fix now don't get me started on how to play with yourself. I don't wanna stop right now to give you guys tips.....oooohhhh......ahhhh........

I think you shouldn't be logged on right now

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luna chiquitita wrote:
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Daeveed wrote: luna chiquitita wrote: JAIME!!!! HONESTLY! I smelled like a tuna sandwich yesterday!  Now i'll never eat tuna again! You know I play with myself down there in the shower once a day and I should stop cause it's starting to hurt      that's nothing a little vaseline won't fix

now you're just taking it like a girl!.....come over and I'll show u how a real man takes it.


don't forget to take pics and share with foroland

X@vier


-- Edited by X4v13r at 15:52, 2006-05-05

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Jaime Cruz wrote:

Daeveed wrote: luna chiquitita wrote: JAIME!!!! HONESTLY! I smelled like a tuna sandwich yesterday!  Now i'll never eat tuna again! You know I play with myself down there in the shower once a day and I should stop cause it's starting to hurt      that's nothing a little vaseline won't fix

now you're just taking it too far!



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Daeveed wrote:

i've been staying off weed for a while and i've realized that it doesn't hurt....   i'm 100% officially SOBER!

DAEVEEED NOOOOOOO!!! Say it aint sooooO!!!!!!!!


 



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luna chiquitita wrote: JAIME!!!! HONESTLY! I smelled like a tuna sandwich yesterday!  Now i'll never eat tuna again! You know I play with myself down there in the shower once a day and I should stop cause it's starting to hurt

 


 



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luna chiquitita wrote:  I'm sorry, I'm sorry.  I didn't know you went to school and got certified.  Please don't spank me... cover me with raspberry jam and lick me instead... go for it... X is allllllll yours for the spanking though! Whoa!! A little too much for you too, wait for me ladies....
Hurry up Chale !!!! We're waiting

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JAIME!!!! HONESTLY! I smelled like a tuna sandwich yesterday!  Now i'll never eat tuna again!

you know a shower once in a while down there doesn't hurt....


 



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 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.  I didn't know you went to school and got certified.  Please don't spank me... cover me with raspberry jam and lick me instead... go for it... X is allllllll yours for the spanking though!
Whoa!! A little too much information there ladies....

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Jaime Cruz wrote:

 Stop calling it animal cruelty!!! Making love to animals feels like the opposite of cruel X@vier Damn bro! That's something I didn't expect. come over and I'll show u my home made bestiality videos  WOOO HOOO!!!! I didn't know you did that. I'll be there soon  X@vier The videos are mine. I bought them in Cuba, but I'm sure you'll escpecially enjoy the ones with me, a can of Tuna and that Cuban cigar.
JAIME!!!! HONESTLY! I had a tuna sandwich yesterday!  Now i'll never eat tuna again!

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Jaime Cruz wrote: X4v13r wrote: LGigolo wrote: X4v13r wrote: luna chiquitita wrote: X4v13r wrote: sorry to let u down like that. but my heart belongs to Dogo and yes princessa is very supportive and understands my undying love towards Dogo X@vier Oh man... I should call Chale... maybe we can start a swingers group.  All the foro men are sure to look our way and maybe show us the infamous Doguito -- Edited by luna chiquitita at 15:02, 2006-05-05 sorry but i don't show it just to any1.  Only to Dogo cause doguito is special  X@vier Doguito likes me over everyone else... men, women, etc... Miguel, hide your cat because if I find him I'm gonna tap that p*ssy! Stop calling it animal cruelty!!! Making love to animals feels like the opposite of cruel X@vier Damn bro! That's something I didn't expect. come over and I'll show u my home made bestiality videos. WOOO HOOO!!!! I didn't know you did that. I'll be there soon  X@vier
The videos aren't mine. I borrowed them from Luna, but I'm sure you'll enjoy it as much as she does

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luna chiquitita wrote: X4v13r wrote: animal cruelty rocks!!! X@vier whoa whoa whoa.. X, I think you are getting too excited here, I think you need to be spanked   Luna, i am the Foro certified spanking instructor and administrator! STEP OFF! 
Julie... I'm sorry, I'm sorry.  I didn't know you went to school and got certified.  Please don't spank me!  Go for it... X is allllllll yours for the spanking!

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Damn cum! That's something I didn't expect.

 
you should really know when to stop playing with yourself.... and come and play with me


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luna chiquitita wrote:
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animal cruelty rocks!!! X@vier
whoa whoa whoa.. X, I think you are getting me too excited here, I think I need a time out now


yes u do.

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X4v13r wrote: animal cruelty rocks!!! X@vier whoa whoa whoa.. X, I think you are getting too excited here, I think you need to be spanked

 


Go for it Luna !



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LGigolo wrote: X4v13r wrote: luna chiquitita wrote: X4v13r wrote: sorry to let u down like that. but my heart belongs to Dogo and yes princessa is very supportive and understands my undying love towards Dogo X@vier Oh man... I should call Chale... maybe we can start a swingers group.  All the foro men are sure to look our way and maybe show us the infamous Doguito -- Edited by luna chiquitita at 15:02, 2006-05-05 sorry but i don't show it just to any1.  Only to Dogo cause doguito is special  X@vier Doguito likes me over everyone else... men, women, etc... Miguel, hide your cat because if I find him I'm gonna tap that p*ssy! Stop calling it animal cruelty!!! Making love to animals feels like the opposite of cruel X@vier
Damn bro! That's something I didn't expect. come over and I'll show u my home made bestiality videos.


sorrry but i don't do that

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Damn cum! That's something I didn't expect.

 


you should really know when to stop playing with yourself....



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animal cruelty rocks!!! X@vier
whoa whoa whoa.. X, I think you are getting too excited here, I think you need a time out

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