House Alarms

McOSIRIS · Comandante

RE: House Alarms

Lahtina · Foro Master

McOSIRIS wrote:

Lahtina wrote: confundida wrote: @lathina how was ur first day on the job? I start on the 15th, girl. Still living la vida loca... without a dime in my pocket! sell kisses on Ebay....

Bah! I hate EBay... what if I do it on foro?

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Lahtina wrote:

confundida wrote: @lathina how was ur first day on the job? I start on the 15th, girl. Still living la vida loca... without a dime in my pocket!

sell kisses on Ebay....

Lahtina · Foro Master

confundida wrote:

@lathina how was ur first day on the job?

I start on the 15th, girl. Still living la vida loca... without a dime in my pocket!

confundida · Foro Master

@lathina

how was ur first day on the job?

Julie · Comandante

Lahtina wrote:

Julie wrote: Give me a break will you ! NO!

:whatever:

Lahtina · Foro Master

Julie wrote:

Give me a break will you !

NO!

Julie · Comandante

Lahtina wrote:

Julie wrote: Lahtina wrote: Julie wrote: confundida wrote: GUSY I USED TO WORK AT A CENTRAL STATION AND U KNOW WAT HTERE NOT WORTH IT!!! THEY CAN BRAKE IN REGARDLESS OF WAT U HAVE!!! AND THE RESPONSE TIME PFFTT I WONT EVEN TELL U!!! I agree ! That's why, a dog, well trained is much safer ! O todo hambriento en la azotea, tmb. NUNCA ! and you know it. Cerca de mi y lo mando si se necesita ! This coming from the cat slapper!

Give me a break will you !

Lahtina · Foro Master

Julie wrote:

Lahtina wrote: Julie wrote: confundida wrote: GUSY I USED TO WORK AT A CENTRAL STATION AND U KNOW WAT HTERE NOT WORTH IT!!! THEY CAN BRAKE IN REGARDLESS OF WAT U HAVE!!! AND THE RESPONSE TIME PFFTT I WONT EVEN TELL U!!! I agree ! That's why, a dog, well trained is much safer ! O todo hambriento en la azotea, tmb. NUNCA ! and you know it. Cerca de mi y lo mando si se necesita !

This coming from the cat slapper!

Julie · Comandante

Lahtina wrote:

Julie wrote: confundida wrote: GUSY I USED TO WORK AT A CENTRAL STATION AND U KNOW WAT HTERE NOT WORTH IT!!! THEY CAN BRAKE IN REGARDLESS OF WAT U HAVE!!! AND THE RESPONSE TIME PFFTT I WONT EVEN TELL U!!! I agree ! That's why, a dog, well trained is much safer ! O todo hambriento en la azotea, tmb.

NUNCA ! and you know it.

Cerca de mi y lo mando si se necesita !

Lahtina · Foro Master

Julie wrote:

confundida wrote: GUSY I USED TO WORK AT A CENTRAL STATION AND U KNOW WAT HTERE NOT WORTH IT!!! THEY CAN BRAKE IN REGARDLESS OF WAT U HAVE!!! AND THE RESPONSE TIME PFFTT I WONT EVEN TELL U!!! I agree ! That's why, a dog, well trained is much safer !

O todo hambriento en la azotea, tmb.

Julie · Comandante

confundida wrote:

GUSY I USED TO WORK AT A CENTRAL STATION AND U KNOW WAT HTERE NOT WORTH IT!!! THEY CAN BRAKE IN REGARDLESS OF WAT U HAVE!!! AND THE RESPONSE TIME PFFTT I WONT EVEN TELL U!!!

I agree ! That's why, a dog, well trained is much safer !

confundida · Foro Master

GUSY I USED TO WORK AT A CENTRAL STATION AND U KNOW WAT HTERE NOT WORTH IT!!!

THEY CAN BRAKE IN REGARDLESS OF WAT U HAVE!!! AND THE RESPONSE TIME PFFTT I WONT EVEN TELL U!!!

Chilenita · Comandante

El Duro wrote:

Chilenita wrote: I don't have a home alarm. My dog is a beast and i am pretty sure he will murder any unwanted guests! I feel sorry for the person that enters my home without permission. Oh especially if it's with a fake gun or a knife...you better be prepared to kill my dog or he will kill you. No joke Nice... I have 3 dogs in my house so there is no way out off my house

It's the best thing!! He makes me feel safe! If he so much as hears a noise outside he starts to pace back and forth in front of me growling with the hair standing up on the back of his head. He's the best!!

El Duro · Foro Master

Chilenita wrote:

I don't have a home alarm. My dog is a beast and i am pretty sure he will murder any unwanted guests! I feel sorry for the person that enters my home without permission. Oh especially if it's with a fake gun or a knife...you better be prepared to kill my dog or he will kill you. No joke

Nice... I have 3 dogs in my house so there is no way out off my house

Chilenita · Comandante

I don't have a home alarm. My dog is a beast and i am pretty sure he will murder any unwanted guests! I feel sorry for the person that enters my home without permission. Oh especially if it's with a fake gun or a knife...you better be prepared to kill my dog or he will kill you. No joke

Lahtina · Foro Master

McOSIRIS wrote:

eso lo tenemos en Chilelandia tambien.... los patas negras se hacen m-ierda los brazos escapando de los maridos.....

Ouuuuuuch!

LGigolo · Comandante

Lahtina wrote:

God wrote: LGigolo wrote: they are actual Mexican home alarm systems! a guevo no hay nada como el Ingenio mexicano:biggrin: jaja... si, ahí te va el otro anti-theft system: Looks like an ordinary wall, doesn't it? You'd think you could scale it, don't you? Well, look again: And yet a closer look in case you were still thinking about it. A falta de perros, botellas.

A la recontra-pita-madre: Estos Messicanos si que andan bien avanzados - ya sacaron botellas que ladran! Holly fa.k - IMPRESSIVE!

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Lahtina wrote:

God wrote: LGigolo wrote: they are actual Mexican home alarm systems! a guevo no hay nada como el Ingenio mexicano jaja... si, ahí te va el otro anti-theft system: Looks like an ordinary wall, doesn't it? You'd think you could scale it, don't you? Well, look again: And yet a closer look in case you were still thinking about it. A falta de perros, botellas.

eso lo tenemos en Chilelandia tambien.... los patas negras se hacen m-ierda los brazos escapando de los maridos.....

Lahtina · Foro Master

God wrote:

LGigolo wrote: they are actual Mexican home alarm systems! a guevo no hay nada como el Ingenio mexicano

jaja... si, ahí te va el otro anti-theft system:

Looks like an ordinary wall, doesn't it? You'd think you could scale it, don't you?

Well, look again:

And yet a closer look in case you were still thinking about it.

A falta de perros, botellas.

Bainaman · Foro Master

Just get one of these....

PANIC ROOM

LGigolo · Comandante

Lahtina wrote:

LGigolo wrote: Lahtina wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: Y que weá hacen los perros en el techo???? porque los tienen ahi? They are alarms, dude. Dog barks: there's someone passing by your house. Dog is munching on a human torso: dog has effectively stopped a burglary. you beat me to the joke! What??! Dude, it's not a joke! Don't laugh at the poor man's alarm!

you beat me to write that STATEMENT is what I meant to say

LGigolo · Comandante

God wrote:

LGigolo wrote: they are actual Mexican home alarm systems! a guevo no hay nada como el Ingenio mexicano

they are cost effective, and don't have to wait 5 minutes for a bark, errrr, I mean for a phone call from the Alarm System company

Lahtina · Foro Master

LGigolo wrote:

Lahtina wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: Y que weá hacen los perros en el techo???? porque los tienen ahi? They are alarms, dude. Dog barks: there's someone passing by your house. Dog is munching on a human torso: dog has effectively stopped a burglary. you beat me to the joke!

What??! Dude, it's not a joke! Don't laugh at the poor man's alarm!

God · Foro Master

LGigolo wrote:

they are actual Mexican home alarm systems!

a guevo no hay nada como el Ingenio mexicano

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Lahtina wrote:

They are alarms, dude. Dog barks: there's someone passing by your house. Dog is munching on a human torso: dog has effectively stopped a burglary.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:noinventesoseanoinventespinchescharroscagaosdelacabeza:

LGigolo · Comandante

Lahtina wrote:

McOSIRIS wrote: Y que weá hacen los perros en el techo???? porque los tienen ahi? They are alarms, dude. Dog barks: there's someone passing by your house. Dog is munching on a human torso: dog has effectively stopped a burglary.

you beat me to the joke!

LGigolo · Comandante

McOSIRIS wrote:

Y que weá hacen los perros en el techo???? porque los tienen ahi?

Moko: If you read the thread in detail, you will notice that those are not just "perros en el techo"... they are more than that...

they are actual Mexican home alarm systems!

Lahtina · Foro Master

McOSIRIS wrote:

Y que weá hacen los perros en el techo???? porque los tienen ahi?

They are alarms, dude. Dog barks: there's someone passing by your house. Dog is munching on a human torso: dog has effectively stopped a burglary.

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Y que weá hacen los perros en el techo????

porque los tienen ahi?

Lahtina · Foro Master

God wrote:

Julie wrote: God wrote: Oye comadre...no hay nada como poner el perro en la asotea jajajajajajaj cada vez que me acuerdo de esa me cago de la risa ....los perrros en la azotea Pobres animales, como me hacia enojar eso ! Gracias por recordarme eso Cadavez que me acuerdo de esa costumbre me cago el palo...solo en Mexico..jajajajajajaj

A ver, quiero ver si es cierto que te ca... que te haces del 2 en los calzones. La primer es del perro del vecino de enfrente. El perro está precioso y ahí lo tienen siempre. Ugh! Nomás porque no le tomé una foto durante una tormentota, pobre perrito, todo mojado y asustado por los truenos. La gata es mía, jijijiiji.

Estos perros no sé de quién sean, pero nomás para que se haga se los pongo.

God · Foro Master

Julie wrote:

God wrote:
Oye comadre...no hay nada como poner el perro en la asotea jajajajajajaj cada vez que me acuerdo de esa me cago de la risa ....los perrros en la azotea

Pobres animales, como me hacia enojar eso !

Gracias por recordarme eso

Cadavez que me acuerdo de esa costumbre me cago el palo...solo en Mexico..jajajajajajaj

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Lahtina wrote:

I'm sure most of you have car alarms and I would agree it's a good idea to have but what about house alarms? Are they helpful? We have an emergency system alarm that someone (MM) set this morning and that I forgot to deactivate before opening the patio door for my cats! So it goes off and there I am scrambling to turn it off, the cats are running for cover (pffft scardy cats). And FIVE minutes later, YES FIVE we get a call from the alarm system center. I had to give them the verbal code which I didn't even have. So they're like: - "Alright, just make sure that in the future you have it." Pfffffffft! How safe is that? About a month ago, my MIL accidentally set off the alarm and they never even called. I hate the ****ing alarm. And in my opinion, it's not even worth it. *mumbling* Response time 5 minutes... pffft... safe my arse.

I don't even have a car....

Julie · Comandante

God wrote:

Oye comadre...no hay nada como poner el perro en la asotea jajajajajajaj cada vez que me acuerdo de esa me cago de la risa ....los perrros en la azotea

Pobres animales, como me hacia enojar eso !

Gracias por recordarme eso

God · Foro Master

Oye comadre...no hay nada como poner el perro en la asotea

jajajajajajaj

cada vez que me acuerdo de esa me cago de la risa ....los perrros en la azotea

God · Foro Master

Lahtina wrote:

I'm sure most of you have car alarms and I would agree it's a good idea to have but what about house alarms? Are they helpful?
We have an emergency system alarm that someone (MM) set this morning and that I forgot to deactivate before opening the patio door for my cats! So it goes off and there I am scrambling to turn it off, the cats are running for cover (pffft scardy cats). And FIVE minutes later, YES FIVE we get a call from the alarm system center. I had to give them the verbal code which I didn't even have. So they're like:
- "Alright, just make sure that in the future you have it."
Pfffffffft! How safe is that? About a month ago, my MIL accidentally set off the alarm and they never even called.
I hate the ****ing alarm. And in my opinion, it's not even worth it. *mumbling* Response time 5 minutes... pffft... safe my arse.

Yup they are just to let you know that somebody broke in.....useless...

Julie · Comandante

Lahtina wrote:

I think so. @ LG: Pffffft, ni regaladas valen la pena las pertenencias de mis suegros y peor, PEOR las de mi cuñado. No sé qué tanto protegen. (For MM, NYM.. ugh! Stop translating, you think?!) @ Xavier: I honestly don't think it's worth it. Response time is bad and burglars will break an entry with or without an alarm system. When I lived in L.A. my ex-employers had a couple of burglaries to their shop while I was there (roughly 6 months) and I'm not counting the before I was there. No alarm stopped any of them. As I said before, response time was 5 minutes (today) and all they did was call. If it was 5 minutes but they showed up at your door, te la creo. Last time they didn't even bother calling.

espcialmente esas, pero pensando lo bien le harian un favor no ?

PRINCESSA · TOP Guru

X4v13r wrote:

Princessa and I where actually talking about this just the other day.....and if u ask her she will tell u that is a good idea for sure and think the same, even tho they take some time but I'm sure it will make the burglar think twice before breaking in. X@vier

We so were yesterday night. Crazy.

Burglers are going to break thru anything or any kind of security sytem anyone has, if they really wanted to, BUT I thinks is worth it to have anyways. I rather have that then nothing at all, plus you should always have an alarm & car/house insurance regardless.

X4v13r · Comandante

Lahtina wrote:

Dogo wrote:
bah! just get some of those "This home is protected by whatever alarm" stickers, for your windows, works just as good

I think so.
@ LG: Pffffft, ni regaladas valen la pena las pertenencias de mis suegros y peor, PEOR las de mi cuñado. No sé qué tanto protegen. (For MM, NYM.. ugh! Stop translating, you think?!)
@ Xavier: I honestly don't think it's worth it. Response time is bad and burglars will break an entry with or without an alarm system. When I lived in L.A. my ex-employers had a couple of burglaries to their shop while I was there (roughly 6 months) and I'm not counting the before I was there. No alarm stopped any of them. As I said before, response time was 5 minutes (today) and all they did was call. If it was 5 minutes but they showed up at your door, te la creo. Last time they didn't even bother calling.

yeah sounds bad but i guess is more peace of mind than anything else plus if u get insurance u everthing back and sometimes even more

X@vier

Lahtina · Foro Master

Dogo wrote:

bah! just get some of those "This home is protected by whatever alarm" stickers, for your windows, works just as good

I think so.

@ LG: Pffffft, ni regaladas valen la pena las pertenencias de mis suegros y peor, PEOR las de mi cuñado. No sé qué tanto protegen. (For MM, NYM.. ugh! Stop translating, you think?!)

@ Xavier: I honestly don't think it's worth it. Response time is bad and burglars will break an entry with or without an alarm system. When I lived in L.A. my ex-employers had a couple of burglaries to their shop while I was there (roughly 6 months) and I'm not counting the before I was there. No alarm stopped any of them. As I said before, response time was 5 minutes (today) and all they did was call. If it was 5 minutes but they showed up at your door, te la creo. Last time they didn't even bother calling.

LGigolo · Comandante

Add a "BEWARE OF DOG (or Doguito)"... even better works a "BEWARE OF PITBULL" sign... you don't have to have one; but the little ****er that wants to get in won't know

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

Dogo wrote:

bah! just get some of those "This home is protected by whatever alarm" stickers, for your windows, works just as good

True. And always remember to leave blood stains by the doors, windows and anywhere else a burgler might try to enter through. But please not the chimney because you'll scare Santa.

El Duro · Foro Master

Dogo wrote:

bah! just get some of those "This home is protected by whatever alarm" stickers, for your windows, works just as good

so true................ALARM FORCE

Dogo · Comandante

bah! just get some of those "This home is protected by whatever alarm" stickers, for your windows, works just as good

X4v13r · Comandante

Princessa and I where actually talking about this just the other day.....and if u ask her she will tell u that is a good idea for sure and think the same, even tho they take some time but I'm sure it will make the burglar think twice before breaking in.

X@vier

LGigolo · Comandante

Lahtina wrote:

I'm sure most of you have car alarms and I would agree it's a good idea to have but what about house alarms? Are they helpful? We have an emergency system alarm that someone (MM) set this morning and that I forgot to deactivate before opening the patio door for my cats! So it goes off and there I am scrambling to turn it off, the cats are running for cover (pffft scardy cats). And FIVE minutes later, YES FIVE we get a call from the alarm system center. I had to give them the verbal code which I didn't even have. So they're like: - "Alright, just make sure that in the future you have it." Pfffffffft! How safe is that? About a month ago, my MIL accidentally set off the alarm and they never even called. I hate the ****ing alarm. And in my opinion, it's not even worth it. *mumbling* Response time 5 minutes... pffft... safe my arse.

YEah, I'm with you - Get rid of the alarm...

then publish your full address and list the most expensive items you have at home with their exact location in your place

Lahtina · Foro Master

I'm sure most of you have car alarms and I would agree it's a good idea to have but what about house alarms? Are they helpful?

We have an emergency system alarm that someone (MM) set this morning and that I forgot to deactivate before opening the patio door for my cats! So it goes off and there I am scrambling to turn it off, the cats are running for cover (pffft scardy cats). And FIVE minutes later, YES FIVE we get a call from the alarm system center. I had to give them the verbal code which I didn't even have. So they're like:

- "Alright, just make sure that in the future you have it."

Pfffffffft! How safe is that? About a month ago, my MIL accidentally set off the alarm and they never even called.

I hate the ****ing alarm. And in my opinion, it's not even worth it. *mumbling* Response time 5 minutes... pffft... safe my arse.