"say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.

"huey," was the reply.

"how's your day been, huey?"

"great. lovely day. had a ball. been in and out of puddles all day. what else could a duck want?" said huey.

"oh. that's nice, " said the bartender. he turned to the second duck, "hi, and what's your name?"

"dewey, " came the answer from duck number two.

"so how's your day been, dewey?" he asked.

"great. lovely day. i've had a ball too. been in and out of puddles all day myself. what else could a duck want?"

the bartender turned to the third duck and said, "so, you must be louie?"

"no," she said, batting her eyelashes. "i'm puddles."