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IN LIGHT OF THE WORLD CUP....


B.U.T.T.


I am so excited!!



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Jade wrote: Ja ja! I just thought it was funny...the funny part is that a guy friend of mine sent it to me! lol I got the hint! lol It is, it is funny ! BTW, your friend is trying to tell you that he will be inviding your home soon ! So please get familiar with those rules to avoid a big shock

     I am thinking that most of the male population will be talking in MUNDIAL language for that period..It will be a dark dark age for females on this planet.. lol well at least for some...I plan to brush up and get  very acquainted, with my soccer...who knows some one may just find it irresistable! lol jokes..

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Jade wrote:


Ja ja! I just thought it was funny...the funny part is that a guy friend of mine sent it to me! lol I got the hint! lol


It is, it is funny !


BTW, your friend is trying to tell you that he will be inviding your home soon ! So please get familiar with those rules to avoid a big shock



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Bainaman wrote: Did you know each referee for the world cup is making $33,000 euros for the month that they're working there??? Damn!!! I've heard that the other day on the radio and I couldn't believe it. Es un mundo de dinero, specially when most of your expenses are also covered by the FIFA.   Wooo....Hooo Jade, Those rules are great. The best part is that I leave by myself so I won't have those issues I can't wait for it to begin but mannnnnn, I will be in serious need of coffee  

         Ja ja! I just thought it was funny...the funny part is that a guy friend of mine sent it to me! lol I got the hint! lol

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Did you know each referee for the world cup is making $33,000 euros for the month that they're working there??? Damn!!!


I've heard that the other day on the radio and I couldn't believe it. Es un mundo de dinero, specially when most of your expenses are also covered by the FIFA.


 


Wooo....Hooo Jade, Those rules are great. The best part is that I leave by myself so I won't have those issues


I can't wait for it to begin but mannnnnn, I will be in serious need of coffee


 



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Did you know each referee for the world cup is making $33,000 euros for the month that they're working there???


Damn!!!




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# 7.- Puedes sentarte a ver un partido conmigo y puedes platicarme en el medio tiempo y sólo si hay comerciales. Tampoco abuses, dije UN partido.

haha thats too funny

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IMPRÍMANLO Y PÓNGANLO EN LA NEVERA
O EN CUALQUIER PARTE VISIBLE

# 1.- Del 9 de Junio al 9 de Julio, lee la sección deportiva del Mundial para que tengas tema de conversación; sino lo haces no te extrañes de que no te hable

# 2.- Durante el Mundial la tele es mía, a todas horas, sin excepción. El control. ni lo mires.

# 3.- Si tienes que pasar frente a la tele durante un partido no me importa, siempre y cuando pases gateando y sin distraerme.

# 4.- Durante los partidos estoy sordo y ciego. No esperes que te oiga, que abra la puerta, conteste el teléfono, lleve a los chamos al colegio o le ayudeen algún trabajo. Nada..............


# 5.- Sería bueno que siempre tenga cervezas en la nevera, en abundancia y le sonrías a mis panas que llegan a ver el fútbol. En agradecimiento, te dejaré ver tele de la media noche a las 6 de la mañana.


# 6.- Por favor, si me ves molesto porque mi equipo va perdiendo no me digas "no es para tanto" o "en el siguiente seguro ganan"; harás que me moleste más.


# 7.- Puedes sentarte a ver un partido conmigo y puedes platicarme en el medio tiempo y sólo si hay comerciales. Tampoco abuses, dije UN partido.


# 8.- Las repeticiones de los goles son muy importantes. No importa si ya las vi o no las he visto, las quiero ver de nuevo. Muchas veces.


# 9.- Que no se le ocurra a ninguna de tus amigotas bautizar al niño o hacer una Primera Comunión un sábado de partido del Mundial porque:

a) No iré.
b) No iré y
c) No ire


 


# 10.- Pero si un amigo nos invita un domingo a ver el fútbol ¡Qué gran invitación!, iremos sin dudarlo.


# 11.- Los resúmenes de la jornada Mundialista durante la noche son tan importantes como los juegos mismos; no se te ocurra decir "pero si eso ya lo viste. ¿porque no cambias?".

# 12.- Finalmente, ahórrate expresiones como ¡qué bueno que el Mundial es cada 4 años!... estoy inmunizado contra palabras necias.


Porque además, luego viene la Champions, Copa América, la Liguilla, Liga Española, Italiana, etc.!!!

¡LEASE Y CUMPLASE!


kinda Sexist but still funny



-- Edited by Jade at 10:51, 2006-06-09

-- Edited by Jade at 10:54, 2006-06-09

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