THIS IS SO TRUE....LOL WE ARE COMPLICATED....EVEN SOME OF US WHO THINK WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT.....AND THEN WE DON'T...BUT THEN WE DO.....AND WHEN WE DO, WE DON'T....LOL
*ejem*ejem*ejem are you talking about someone in particular
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If you kiss her, you are not a gentlemanIf you don't, you are not a manIf you praise her, she thinks you are lyingIf you don't, you are good for nothingIf you agree to all her likes, you are a wimpIf you don't, you are not understandingIf you visit her often, she thinks it is boringIf you don't, she accuses you of double-crossingIf you are well dressed, she says you are a playboyIf you aren't, you are a dull boyIf you are jealous, she says it's badIf you aren't, she thinks you do not love herIf you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect herIf you don't, she thinks you do not like herIf you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to waitIf she is late, she says that's a girl's wayIf you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time" Ifshe is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold Ifyou kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage Ifyou fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics Ifyou do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seductionIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting If sheis stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring Ifyou talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you totalkIn short:So simple, yet so complexSo weak, yet so powerfulSo confusing, yet so desirableSo damning, yet so wonderful.....WOMEN!
THIS IS SO TRUE....LOL
WE ARE COMPLICATED....EVEN SOME OF US WHO THINK WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT.....AND THEN WE DON'T...BUT THEN WE DO.....AND WHEN WE DO, WE DON'T....LOL
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You know what, let's be honest. Even if you did come with a manual... we are men... You're right, nobody is perfect we don't stop for directions...That's why you often take longer to get to point A to point B we don't need to call the plumber me neitherand we don't need the instruction manuals... for anything! That's what you think It's more fun that way.That's for sure But for the record, we are never lost... we just continue to discover new and sometimes longer ways of getting there. As for the plumber... there is never such thing as too much duct tape. no duct tape "cinta de teflon" LOL
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Julie wrote: Da Drumma wrote: Women... Do they come with instruction manuals Of course not ! What a question, it's the beauty of it. Discover, discover........
You know what, let's be honest. Even if you did come with a manual... we are men... we don't stop for directions... we don't need to call the plumber and we don't need the instruction manuals... for anything! It's more fun that way. But for the record, we are never lost... we just continue to discover new and sometimes longer ways of getting there. As for the plumber... there is never such thing as too much duct tape.
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Julie wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: women = bittersweet martini.... Green Apple Martini Yummiiiiiiii SORI...AH wrong thread women = Green Apple Martini = "bad hangover"
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DulceGalletita wrote: Motown Junkie wrote: dj_nash wrote: Motown Junkie wrote: What's your point???? Women are fabulous, aren't they?? YEA BUT SO COMPLICATED........................NO GOOD....................PERO SIN ELLAS NOS MORIMOS MEN are complicated! @ DOGO ----> Yes I agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Complicated!??!!!!!...... have any of you girls actually READ the initial post?
Motown Junkie wrote: dj_nash wrote: Motown Junkie wrote: What's your point???? Women are fabulous, aren't they?? YEA BUT SO COMPLICATED........................NO GOOD....................PERO SIN ELLAS NOS MORIMOS MEN are complicated! @ DOGO ----> Yes I agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Complicated!??!!!!!...... have any of you girls actually READ the initial post?
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dj_nash wrote: Motown Junkie wrote: What's your point???? Women are fabulous, aren't they?? YEA BUT SO COMPLICATED........................NO GOOD....................PERO SIN ELLAS NOS MORIMOS MEN are complicated! @ DOGO ---->
Dogo wrote: Motown Junkie wrote: What's your point???? Women are fabulous, aren't they?? Yes!! specially the mute ones THE MUTE ONES ARE THE VIOLENT ONES!!!!
Yeah!! I luv'em, LOL!
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Motown Junkie wrote: What's your point???? Women are fabulous, aren't they?? YEA BUT SO COMPLICATED........................NO GOOD....................PERO SIN ELLAS NOS MORIMOS
MEN are complicated!
@ DOGO ---->
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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you are not understanding If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you aren't, you are a dull boy If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you aren't, she thinks you do not love her If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her If you don't, she thinks you do not like her If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait If she is late, she says that's a girl's way If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time" If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls" If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring If you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to talk
In short:
So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful So confusing, yet so desirable So damning, yet so wonderful.....WOMEN!
It's more fun that way.That's for sure But for the record, we are never lost... we just continue to discover new and sometimes longer ways of getting there. As for the plumber... there is never such thing as too much duct tape. 
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...
Yes I agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
THE MUTE ONES ARE THE VIOLENT ONES!!!! 
