There was one time when I thought my performance was outstanding, and I should be rewarded with a medal or something... It just so happened that all of his groaning, and twitching...was a muscle spasm. I laughed until I cried....it was funny stuff
LOL!! I had the same experience, it kind of interrupts the moments but it was funny.
I remember (hearing about someone ) getting so busy and excited in the moment that the bed was shaking and shaking badly... came to the point that a candle holder fell off the bed's headborad and hit her right on her forehead!
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melanie wrote: There was one time when I thought my performance was outstanding, and I should be rewarded with a medal or something... It just so happened that all of his groaning, and twitching...was a muscle spasm. I laughed until I cried....it was funny stuff Hmmmmmmm..... wonder if we know each other, LOL!I once got one of those... in my butt cheek.. LOL!!Ok, not funny, it hurt like a mofo!!!
Motown Junkie wrote: HAHAHA!!! Good memories kickin' in!! I think sometimes women have to remember that a man's *ahem* doesn't bend as much as we want it to!!!
There was one time when I thought my performance was outstanding, and I should be rewarded with a medal or something... It just so happened that all of his groaning, and twitching...was a muscle spasm. I laughed until I cried....it was funny stuff
Hmmmmmmm..... wonder if we know each other, LOL! I once got one of those... in my butt cheek.. LOL!! Ok, not funny, it hurt like a mofo!!!
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One woman told me once : Huy!, me topaste! MEaning I hit the end of the love canal; that's the only time it ever happened, I guess her canal was too short cause I'm not that long really (more on the thick side though) " que modesto jejeje.
And yes. some women, for some strange reasons, like to scratch back; it like they need something to hold on ( women...take it easy, we are not motorcycles).
Motown Junkie wrote: Pobresitos??!! WHO CARES??!!! You KNOW men aren't saying POBRESITA when our backs are killing us from them taking so gawd damn long!!!!!! GOTTA BE A SOLDIAR!!!!!!!!!!! MJ, I was showing some sympathy LOL!!!!! But yeah what you say sounds just about right LOL!!!
girls you're too much LOL
No sympathy Cookie ! unless we recieve a very nice massage after words (doesn't mean they are allowed the skip the first one ) and a great bubble bath or something
Not making much sense is it LOL
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I had scars all over my buddy.. and once i had to call the ambulance because i twisted my girls leg !!!( one of the most embaresment moments in my life lol)
Pobresitos??!! WHO CARES??!!! You KNOW men aren't saying POBRESITA when our backs are killing us from them taking so gawd damn long!!!!!! GOTTA BE A SOLDIAR!!!!!!!!!!!
MJ, I was showing some sympathy LOL!!!!! But yeah what you say sounds just about right
Motown Junkie wrote: HAHAHA!!! Good memories kickin' in!! I think sometimes women have to remember that a man's *ahem* doesn't bend as much as we want it to!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!! That is true So they will be in pain pobresitos but some like it que no
Pobresitos??!! WHO CARES??!!! You KNOW men aren't saying POBRESITA when our backs are killing us from them taking so gawd damn long!!!!!! GOTTA BE A SOLDIAR!!!!!!!!!!!
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As per DG's request Have you ever been too in the moment and gotten too physical and hurt your sexual partner?EG. Fall off the bed, any hard bites or scrathes or anything else?
I have, but because they wanted me too.... thats all I'll say about that, lol
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As per DG's request Have you ever been too in the moment and gotten too physical and hurt your sexual partner?EG. Fall off the bed, any hard bites or scrathes or anything else? I have never hurt anyone or been hurt during, but I remember my friend got scratch marks on his back a few years back that took almost 5 weeks to disappear.
Your back WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!
Ummmmmmmmmm, noooo I'm too nice
Scatching is good but no marks ... biting too but no marks ...
I think I'm missing out on the KINK like Dogo says
BUT WHO WANTS TO BE BITTEN AND HARD (I'm not offering just a question LOL ...)
Have you ever been too in the moment and gotten too physical and hurt your sexual partner? EG. Fall off the bed, any hard bites or scrathes or anything else?
I have never hurt anyone or been hurt during, but I remember my friend got scratch marks on his back a few years back that took almost 5 weeks to disappear.
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...
) getting so busy and excited in the moment that the bed was shaking and shaking badly... came to the point that a candle holder fell off the bed's headborad and hit her right on her forehead! 
Maybe we do....
Nahhhhh.
unless we recieve a very nice massage after words (doesn't mean they are allowed the skip the first one 
(I'm not offering just a question LOL ...)
