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I broke both my arms when I decided to launch myself off the swings.  The next summer I broke both my arms again on the monkey bars.  *My mother banned me from playgrounds*


I broke my toe dancing.


I have stitches on my forehead, the back of my head, and a stitched in cross on the roof of my mouth (pencil went through)


I think I understand why my mother only had one child.



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None but I whish I had borke my knee because now, the freaking twist or however you call it is causing me more problems that a broken bone

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GENIE wrote: Bainaman wrote: How many bones have you broken? If any... Me....NoNe!         NONE!!! HOWEVER I DID TRY TO BREAK MY ARM ON PURPOSE CUZ I WANTED A CAST LIKE MY BESTFRIEND HAD WHEN WERE 10!!!! I STILL WANT ONE!! LMAO BUT NOT THE PAIN! HAVE U EVER HAD STITCHES???? you're such a follower!

Does that include an episiotomy? then ya

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Broken bones no, dislocated bones, yes! Dislocated my pinky toe while running to get the telephone...damn u technology!


Stitiches= 7 under my chin...i remember shutting up and not feeling a thing after they wheeled in a screaming 3 year old next to me, his big toe was being held together by a small piece of skin (turns out a butcher knife fell on it)



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Chilenita wrote: Marky Mark wrote: LOL, what about when you're screwing and it gets out of hand and your boner bends... OUCH!!!! I consider that breaking a bone!!! Other than that.. not me!! lmao   I have never broken a bone.  I once had stiches in both legs at the same time but no broken bones. Genie's strange desire to break a bone reminded me of mine...I WANT BRACES!!!! I don't need them but I love them...always did. How about a boner? I have never broken a bone... can't say the same about... Sori ah!

Yes tons

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No broke huesos for me either... stiches only from my appendix

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Chilenita wrote:


Marky Mark wrote: LOL, what about when you're screwing and it gets out of hand and your boner bends... OUCH!!!! I consider that breaking a bone!!! Other than that.. not me!! lmao   I have never broken a bone.  I once had stiches in both legs at the same time but no broken bones. Genie's strange desire to break a bone reminded me of mine...I WANT BRACES!!!! I don't need them but I love them...always did.


How about a boner?


I have never broken a bone... can't say the same about... Sori ah!



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GENIE wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:
GENIE wrote: Bainaman wrote: How many bones have you broken? If any... Me....NoNe!         NONE!!! HOWEVER I DID TRY TO BREAK MY ARM ON PURPOSE CUZ I WANTED A CAST LIKE MY BESTFRIEND HAD WHEN WERE 10!!!! I STILL WANT ONE!! LMAO BUT NOT THE PAIN! HAVE U EVER HAD STITCHES???? you're such a follower!

           IT LOOKED COOL!!! METICHE!!! NO ME LLAMES ASI!!! I TAKE BACK MY FLOWER AND TEDDY I GAVE U YESTERDAY!!!!
 
(AND IM NOT YELLING IM JUST TO LAZY TO TAK OFF THE CAPS OK!!!




good! ni me gustavan!



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Marky Mark wrote:


LOL, what about when you're screwing and it gets out of hand and your boner bends... OUCH!!!! I consider that breaking a bone!!! Other than that.. not me!!


lmao


 


I have never broken a bone.  I once had stiches in both legs at the same time but no broken bones.


Genie's strange desire to break a bone reminded me of mine...I WANT BRACES!!!! I don't need them but I love them...always did.



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Bainaman wrote:


Marky Mark wrote:
LOL, what about when you're screwing and it gets out of hand and your boner bends... OUCH!!!!

I consider that breaking a bone!!!

Other than that.. not me!!


Howie Mandel has a joke that went something like....

"When I was going through puberty......and I did something bad.......my mom used to make me pop a boner and run into a wall."





Yeah.. OUCH!

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No broken bones.


Stitches, yeah. On my chin, and on my left eyebrow (on 2 places).



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Marky Mark wrote:

LOL, what about when you're screwing and it gets out of hand and your boner bends... OUCH!!!!

I consider that breaking a bone!!!

Other than that.. not me!!




Howie Mandel has a joke that went something like....

"When I was going through puberty......and I did something bad.......my mom used to make me pop a boner and run into a wall."



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Guadalupana wrote:


GENIE wrote: Bainaman wrote: How many bones have you broken? If any... Me....NoNe!         NONE!!! HOWEVER I DID TRY TO BREAK MY ARM ON PURPOSE CUZ I WANTED A CAST LIKE MY BESTFRIEND HAD WHEN WERE 10!!!! I STILL WANT ONE!! LMAO BUT NOT THE PAIN! HAVE U EVER HAD STITCHES???? you're such a follower!


           IT LOOKED COOL!!! METICHE!!! NO ME LLAMES ASI!!! I TAKE BACK MY FLOWER AND TEDDY I GAVE U YESTERDAY!!!!


 


(AND IM NOT YELLING IM JUST TO LAZY TO TAK OFF THE CAPS OK!!!



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Marky Mark wrote:

LOL, what about when you're screwing and it gets out of hand and your boner bends... OUCH!!!!

I consider that breaking a bone!!!

Other than that.. not me!!



eww! must you take it that extra step?!

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LOL, what about when you're screwing and it gets out of hand and your boner bends... OUCH!!!!

I consider that breaking a bone!!!

Other than that.. not me!!

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GENIE wrote:

Bainaman wrote:
How many bones have you broken? If any... Me....NoNe!

        NONE!!! HOWEVER I DID TRY TO BREAK MY ARM ON PURPOSE CUZ I WANTED A CAST LIKE MY BESTFRIEND HAD WHEN WERE 10!!!! I STILL WANT ONE!! LMAO BUT NOT THE PAIN!
HAVE U EVER HAD STITCHES????




you're such a follower!

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Bainaman wrote:


How many bones have you broken? If any... Me....NoNe!


        NONE!!! HOWEVER I DID TRY TO BREAK MY ARM ON PURPOSE CUZ I WANTED A CAST LIKE MY BESTFRIEND HAD WHEN WERE 10!!!! I STILL WANT ONE!! LMAO BUT NOT THE PAIN!


HAVE U EVER HAD STITCHES????



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How many bones have you broken?

If any...



Me....NoNe!



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