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Doesn't woodpecker taste like chicken? I think they eat it in Mexico.

You are crazy bistor, we don't eat those birds in Mexico. No that I know off anyway.


@ Chilenita, I am sorry girl I know what that feels like, unfortunatelly not much you can do without hurting the bird off course.


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GENIE wrote:

Chilenita wrote: Marky Mark wrote: I just did a google search for 'how to get rid of a woodpecker' and found this: ha-ha-ha-haaaw-haw Thanks Mark I am going to try the scary eye balloon thingy... We have crapy luck I tell you.  When the hell have you ever even seen a woodpecker...I have the only horny woodpecker in the toronto in my backyard....          LOL POOR U GIRL!!! WELL IF U WANT IT SHOT LET ME KNOW!!!


Thanks GENIE!


He was back this morning I just lied there looking out the window while he pecked away at 4:45 a.m




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Chilenita wrote:

Marky Mark wrote: I just did a google search for 'how to get rid of a woodpecker' and found this: ha-ha-ha-haaaw-haw Thanks Mark I am going to try the scary eye balloon thingy... We have crapy luck I tell you.  When the hell have you ever even seen a woodpecker...I have the only horny woodpecker in the toronto in my backyard....
         LOL POOR U GIRL!!! WELL IF U WANT IT SHOT LET ME KNOW!!!

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Doesn't woodpecker taste like chicken? I think they eat it in Mexico.

I know they marry them in Spain. Or was that the scarecrows?
@ Chile: God would certainly forgive you if you kill him, but FGNRG.


Probably both. We're very friendly.

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Marky Mark wrote:

I just did a google search for 'how to get rid of a woodpecker' and found this: ha-ha-ha-haaaw-haw

Thanks Mark I am going to try the scary eye balloon thingy...


We have crapy luck I tell you.  When the hell have you ever even seen a woodpecker...I have the only horny woodpecker in the toronto in my backyard....



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I just did a google search for 'how to get rid of a woodpecker' and found this:

ha-ha-ha-haaaw-haw

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bistor wrote:

Doesn't woodpecker taste like chicken? I think they eat it in Mexico.

I know they marry them in Spain. Or was that the scarecrows?


@ Chile: God would certainly forgive you if you kill him, but FGNRG.



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Doesn't woodpecker taste like chicken? I think they eat it in Mexico.

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Daeveed wrote:

Solutions: 1. Build/purchase a scarecrow - Investigate Halloween leftover merchandise. 2. Be the scarecrow - Physically straining. 3. Drink heavily at nights - Not recommended for pregnancy. 4. Soundproof your room - Cost inefficient 5. Install a motion detecting light close to the tree - Must be outdoors proof. Do not point to neighbours' windows. 6. Buy a woodpecker-eating-cat - Research about Vet fees.      

NO drinking would have made me kill him for sure.


Question: what will the scarecrow do?  I think that is for a different bird.



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Salsera de Corazon wrote: NeNa wrote: Chilenita wrote: .  He is actually very cute. I can't use ear plugs cuz I won't hear my alarm. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this bird is driving me NUTS!!!!!!  NUTS I TELL YOU!!! I only have three months left to sleep at night b4 the baby starts keeping me up and this friggin bird won't let me sleep     This is just a look at your life when the baby comes!!!! ......Yes I agree with you BUT THE BABY is not here yet, she can still rest as much as she wants,  so kill the BIRD  so forget about relaxing and having a good night sleep!!! Last night I really thought I was going to kill him.  The noise was just too much and I am so tired as it is.  I don't want to kill him but I feel like it might happen out of rage.  If I kill him in a fit of rage then it would be considered like temporary insanity right?  Then God would forgive me right?  RIGHT?

 


Sure sweetie...


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Salsera de Corazon wrote: NeNa wrote: Chilenita wrote: .  He is actually very cute. I can't use ear plugs cuz I won't hear my alarm. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this bird is driving me NUTS!!!!!!  NUTS I TELL YOU!!! I only have three months left to sleep at night b4 the baby starts keeping me up and this friggin bird won't let me sleep     This is just a look at your life when the baby comes!!!! ......Yes I agree with you BUT THE BABY is not here yet, she can still rest as much as she wants,  so kill the BIRD  so forget about relaxing and having a good night sleep!!! Last night I really thought I was going to kill him.  The noise was just too much and I am so tired as it is.  I don't want to kill him but I feel like it might happen out of rage.  If I kill him in a fit of rage then it would be considered like temporary insanity right?  Then God would forgive me right?  RIGHT?
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Solutions:


1. Build/purchase a scarecrow - Investigate Halloween leftover merchandise.


2. Be the scarecrow - Physically straining.


3. Drink heavily at nights - Not recommended for pregnancy.


4. Soundproof your room - Cost inefficient


5. Install a motion detecting light close to the tree - Must be outdoors proof. Do not point to neighbours' windows.


6. Buy a woodpecker-eating-cat - Research about Vet fees.


 


 


 



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Salsera de Corazon wrote:

NeNa wrote: Chilenita wrote: .  He is actually very cute. I can't use ear plugs cuz I won't hear my alarm. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this bird is driving me NUTS!!!!!!  NUTS I TELL YOU!!! I only have three months left to sleep at night b4 the baby starts keeping me up and this friggin bird won't let me sleep     This is just a look at your life when the baby comes!!!! ......Yes I agree with you BUT THE BABY is not here yet, she can still rest as much as she wants,  so kill the BIRD  so forget about relaxing and having a good night sleep!!!
Last night I really thought I was going to kill him.  The noise was just too much and I am so tired as it is.  I don't want to kill him but I feel like it might happen out of rage.  If I kill him in a fit of rage then it would be considered like temporary insanity right?  Then God would forgive me right?  RIGHT?

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NeNa wrote: Chilenita wrote: .  He is actually very cute. I can't use ear plugs cuz I won't hear my alarm. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this bird is driving me NUTS!!!!!!  NUTS I TELL YOU!!! I only have three months left to sleep at night b4 the baby starts keeping me up and this friggin bird won't let me sleep     This is just a look at your life when the baby comes!!!! ......Yes I agree with you BUT THE BABY is not here yet, she can still rest as much as she wants,  so kill the BIRD  so forget about relaxing and having a good night sleep!!!

NOOOOOO


 


don't kill the cute bird..... .. learn to live with it!!!!!!!!!



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Chilenita wrote: .  He is actually very cute. I can't use ear plugs cuz I won't hear my alarm. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this bird is driving me NUTS!!!!!!  NUTS I TELL YOU!!! I only have three months left to sleep at night b4 the baby starts keeping me up and this friggin bird won't let me sleep     This is just a look at your life when the baby comes!!!! ......Yes I agree with you BUT THE BABY is not here yet, she can still rest as much as she wants,  so kill the BIRD  so forget about relaxing and having a good night sleep!!!


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.  He is actually very cute. I can't use ear plugs cuz I won't hear my alarm. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this bird is driving me NUTS!!!!!!  NUTS I TELL YOU!!! I only have three months left to sleep at night b4 the baby starts keeping me up and this friggin bird won't let me sleep    
This is just a look at your life when the baby comes!!!! ...... so forget about relaxing and having a good night sleep!!!

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Chilenita wrote: TV Buff wrote: Either get rid of the tree or wrap it in foam.   Or kill the pecker. Or join him. You know what they say, si no puedes contra ellos, úneteles. Humm the foam idea might work but this is like the highest tree ever I would need a lift thingy About joining him...I have started banging my head against the wall when he starts so I joining in doesn't work @Genie can I shoot Caliche instead No, you wouldn't need anything. You're not climbing anywhere with Pupusita Jr. inside of you. Tell hubby to do it! I know exactly what you're going through. I had a friggin' racoon scratching the roof every friggin' morning when I lived near High Park. I can't remember when that stopped, probably when I moved out. Sorry, I'm being of no help whatsoever here, I'm just reminiscing...


Oh when I said I would need a lift I totally meant he would need a lift.  I had no intention on actually doing anything


Friggin bird I hate him!  Oh I know about your racoon problem cuz he have nasty fat ASS racoons visiting us all the time at night....they live in my neighbours attic...we just let the dog loose and the run very far away but yeah they are nasty things.



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Ohhh that's just mean... all of you!!!! Leave the poor bird alone.... he's happy..... Chilenita look at it this way:... he's keeping you company and is your alarm clock every single day!!!!!.....   

Oh I know I can't kill him even though I REALLY REALLY REALLY feel like it.  He is actually very cute.


I can't use ear plugs cuz I won't hear my alarm.


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this bird is driving me NUTS!!!!!!  NUTS I TELL YOU!!! I only have three months left to sleep at night b4 the baby starts keeping me up and this friggin bird won't let me sleep


 


 



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TV Buff wrote: Either get rid of the tree or wrap it in foam.   Or kill the pecker. Or join him. You know what they say, si no puedes contra ellos, úneteles. Humm the foam idea might work but this is like the highest tree ever I would need a lift thingy About joining him...I have started banging my head against the wall when he starts so I joining in doesn't work @Genie can I shoot Caliche instead

No, you wouldn't need anything. You're not climbing anywhere with Pupusita Jr. inside of you. Tell hubby to do it!


I know exactly what you're going through. I had a friggin' racoon scratching the roof every friggin' morning when I lived near High Park. I can't remember when that stopped, probably when I moved out. Sorry, I'm being of no help whatsoever here, I'm just reminiscing...



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call Bart Simpson...




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But woodpeckers are soooo cute...



Why not just pick up a new early morning hobby - say BIRD-WATCHING?


 


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Either get rid of the tree or wrap it in foam.   Or kill the pecker. Or join him. You know what they say, si no puedes contra ellos, úneteles.

Humm the foam idea might work but this is like the highest tree ever I would need a lift thingy


About joining him...I have started banging my head against the wall when he starts so I joining in doesn't work


@Genie can I shoot Caliche instead



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Ohhh that's just mean... all of you!!!!


Leave the poor bird alone.... he's happy.....


Chilenita look at it this way:... he's keeping you company and is your alarm clock every single day!!!!!.....   



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What do I do?  Will this world really miss one little woodpecker if I take him out?



You gotta see the positive side of it ....take it as a traning for when your baby arrives



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Chilenita wrote:

I have a very serious problem.  This problem was been keeping me up at night.  I wake up at 4:00 a.m every single day and can't get back to sleep.  I have HUGE bags under my eyes.  I am even more BITCHY than ever.  I want to kill someone!! My problem is a MOTHER FACKING WOODPECKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yep he has decided to make a tree in my backyard his new hang out.  He pecks and FACKING pecks until at least 8:00 in the morning.  I hate him.  I want to kill him.  What do I do?  Will this world really miss one little woodpecker if I take him out?
        yeah what mcosiris said or shoot it with a bb gun!!! im sure caliche can let u borrow his that he pretends is a real gun!!!

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Either get rid of the tree or wrap it in foam.


 


Or kill the pecker. Or join him. You know what they say, si no puedes contra ellos, úneteles.



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Call The Humane Society, so your buddy can be relocated...


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I have a very serious problem.  This problem was been keeping me up at night.  I wake up at 4:00 a.m every single day and can't get back to sleep.  I have HUGE bags under my eyes.  I am even more BITCHY than ever.  I want to kill someone!!


My problem is a MOTHER FACKING WOODPECKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yep he has decided to make a tree in my backyard his new hang out.  He pecks and FACKING pecks until at least 8:00 in the morning.  I hate him.  I want to kill him. 


What do I do?  Will this world really miss one little woodpecker if I take him out?




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