A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible > > >>out of the > > >>dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, > > >>enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. > > >> > > >>"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal to > > >>the metal even more. > > >> > > >>Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind > > >>him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. > > >> > > >>"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly > > >>nutcase as he floored it to 100mph, then 110, then 120mph. > > >>Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for > > >>this nonsense!", pulled over to the side of the road and waited > > >>for the Trooper to catch up with him. > > >>Pulling in > > >>behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of the > > >>Corvette, looked at his watch and said, > > >> > > >>"Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can > > >>give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard > > >>before, I'll let you go." > > >> > > >>The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, > > >>my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were > > >>bringing her back. > > >> > > >> > > >>"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper
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