Oh, I set oven on fire, food inside. I didn’t know what to do, I was scared the flame would come out if I open it. I set a toaster of fire few times, had to get a new one. And my microwave once, while popping popcorn, got a new one. It was scary at the times, but now when I think of it, it’s ridiculous - how did I manage to do that. silly
Please don't tell me you're a chef.
You should be banned from the kitchen. For life.
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ColombianQT_247 wrote: It was around winter time and I remember looking up at the sky and noticing some birds flying. I asked my mom where they were going and she said somewhere hot. After much thought and planning (ok, I was waiting for my mom to go inside), I jumped onto the porch banister, jumped off with my arms flapping (I even kicked vigorously with my feet for momentum) and crash landed into the bushes!!! Good times! omg girl that is too funny........ At least u didn't break anything.
Very true....I got lucky on that one! Broken other things though doing SIMILAR stuff! Hmmm....come to think of it, I was obsessed with being airborne!! My poor mama
The funny thing is, the guy who did this has my same name. But, seriosly, it wasn´t me. Although it could have well been, given how distracted I was when a child and all.
Anyways, my friend was at his mother´s house and, as she was taking a shower, asked him from the bathroom to "please boil in the kitchen the water in that red bucket over there".
Well, so he did. He simply forgot to use a different bucket.
Me and my brothers always new what Niño Dios ( not Santa) had brought us for Christmas.
One day we were searching for our toys and one of my brothers pushed a bottle of acid ( those used to unclogged toilets). There was a huge smell and luckily a neighbour's friend new how to neutralize it. It was then that our parents new we had already seen our toys...Like if it was the first time,,hahaha!
It was around winter time and I remember looking up at the sky and noticing some birds flying. I asked my mom where they were going and she said somewhere hot. After much thought and planning (ok, I was waiting for my mom to go inside), I jumped onto the porch banister, jumped off with my arms flapping (I even kicked vigorously with my feet for momentum) and crash landed into the bushes!!! Good times!
Oh, I set oven on fire, food inside. I didn’t know what to do, I was scared the flame would come out if I open it. I set a toaster of fire few times, had to get a new one. And my microwave once, while popping popcorn, got a new one. It was scary at the times, but now when I think of it, it’s ridiculous - how did I manage to do that. silly
Lucky the person who gets to eat your meals chula
LOL...I'm just kidding hun...
When I was a kid, we had a huge old oven stored in the basement. Me and my older brother used to bring our blankies and pretend the oven was our bunkbed. I was the smaller one so I would go on the top of the grill and he would go on the bottom. One time he crawled out and his weight on the door made the whole stove flip over. I ended up getting 15 stitches to my head and he got NUTHIN'!
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I WAS ABOUT 8 YEARS OLD...LIVING IN MY OLD BUILDING WHEN A FRIEND OF MINE WAS CALLING ME TO COME OUT AND PLAY FROM OUTSIDE THE BELCONY...
I RUSHED OUTSIDE THE DOOR...MIND YOU IT WAS A WINDY DAY WHEN THE DOOR SLAMMED ON MY PINKY...(MAN OH MAN I HAVEN'T FELT THE KIND OF PAIN BEFORE...FULL OF BLOOD MAY I ADD)...
IT TOOK A COUPLE OF WEEKS TO HEAL...BUT MY PINKY NAIL WAS ABOUT TO FALL OFF...ONE DAY I WAS GETTING DRESSED AND PUTTING A PAIR OF PANTS ON AND I WAS THEN MISSING THAT FINGER NAIL...(NEVER FOUND THE LITTLE GUY)...BUT TO THIS DAY...IF I PUT MY TWO PINKY FINGERS TOGETHER...THE NAIL THAT GREW BACK...DIDN'T GROW BACK TO IT'S ORIGINAL SIZE...NOW I HAVE ONE ALWAYS SHORTER THEN THE OTHER...
NOT REALLY A FUNNY STORY...BUT HELL OF A PAINFUL ONE...!!!
i dislocated my baby toe when i smashed it into the door frame running for the telephone...IT WAS A STUPID TELEMARKETER
my first time makin brownies (9 yrs old) and i left the plastic spatula in the pan while the butter and sugar were melting...yea that batch didn't taste too good but u shoulda seen the beatin i got wit the bamboo stick after my mom found out it was her favourite cooking pan!
Oh, I set oven on fire, food inside. I didn’t know what to do, I was scared the flame would come out if I open it. I set a toaster of fire few times, had to get a new one. And my microwave once, while popping popcorn, got a new one. It was scary at the times, but now when I think of it, it’s ridiculous - how did I manage to do that. silly
ColombianQT_247 wrote: It was around winter time and I remember looking up at the sky and noticing some birds flying. I asked my mom where they were going and she said somewhere hot. After much thought and planning (ok, I was waiting for my mom to go inside), I jumped onto the porch banister, jumped off with my arms flapping (I even kicked vigorously with my feet for momentum) and crash landed into the bushes!!! Good times! NO YOU DIDIN'T!!!!!! BTW.....Welcome to foro! Haven't said hi to you yet.
There's no way I could've made that up my friend. Yes, it's true and it's also one of MANY incidents' that caused my mother to not have any more children. One child was enough!!!
ColombianQT_247 wrote: It was around winter time and I remember looking up at the sky and noticing some birds flying. I asked my mom where they were going and she said somewhere hot. After much thought and planning (ok, I was waiting for my mom to go inside), I jumped onto the porch banister, jumped off with my arms flapping (I even kicked vigorously with my feet for momentum) and crash landed into the bushes!!! Good times!
NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!!
BTW.....Welcome to foro! Haven't said hi to you yet.
-- Edited by Bainaman at 10:12, 2006-03-15
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It was around winter time and I remember looking up at the sky and noticing some birds flying. I asked my mom where they were going and she said somewhere hot. After much thought and planning (ok, I was waiting for my mom to go inside), I jumped onto the porch banister, jumped off with my arms flapping (I even kicked vigorously with my feet for momentum) and crash landed into the bushes!!!
The type that at the moment....it's not so funny.....but you're alive.....so you can laugh about it now....
I remember as a kid.....I was playing around the house in Panama.....and I was running in and out....back and forth......I don't quite remember why I was running....but I was......anyway.....I ran right into a room we had..kinda for storage........and don't I step right on a big a$$ mouse trap!!!! BAREFOOT!!
DAMN THAT HURT!!!!
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At least u didn't break anything. 
"Live the life that you love, so you can love the life that you live"
S.L.U.T *Support YOUR talent!*
"Most of us fall short much more by omission than by commission."
