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i will add to this list: computer scientists, mathematicians, physicists

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Engineers are the BEST boyfriends
Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle.
An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too.
Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in a law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital. ---
Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness.
An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness=dh/dt.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear.
Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate who will 'change major', and the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever.-
Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.
Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate.
Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that.   




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El Duro wrote: That explaines why my fiancee is still with me The cool pocket protector?


 


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Lahtina wrote: (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness=dh/dt.)   Could you please explain or define the variables h and t??? the equation doesn't make too much sense to me. If you're deriving, you have to have variables embedded in the equation...so you can derive them!   I also noticed something else...   From the equation given, we can infer that: buy 1 diamond ring = dh/dt and 1 week's worth of happiness = dh/dt If variable h refers to either dollar value, or quality of diamond, and if variable t refers to time, then: i. You cannot derive the first equation in function of time. ii. If you derive the second equation in function of time, your result will be h=0, since '1 week' is a constant, and EVERYBODY knows the derivative of a constant is 0... iii. From points i and ii, we can then safely deduce from the given equations, that for a week's worth of your girlfriend's happiness, either the value or quality of the diamond (h) should be equal to zero.    



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Lahtina wrote:


(e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness=dh/dt.)


 


Could you please explain or define the variables h and t???


the equation doesn't make too much sense to me. If you're deriving, you have to have variables embedded in the equation...so you can derive them!


 


I also noticed something else...


 


From the equation given, we can infer that:


buy 1 diamond ring = dh/dt


and


1 week's worth of happiness = dh/dt


If variable h refers to either dollar value, or quality of diamond, and if variable t refers to time, then:


i. You cannot derive the first equation in function of time.


ii. If you derive the second equation in function of time, your result will be h=0, since '1 week' is a constant, and EVERYBODY knows the derivative of a constant is 0...


iii. From points i and ii, we can then safely deduce from the given equations, that for a week's worth of your girlfriend's happiness, either the value or quality of the diamond (h) should be equal to zero.



 


 



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Does every thread HAVE to turn into a DOGO thread?

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Can someone find me an Engineer, please!!

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Finnally some recognition!!

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DulceGalletita wrote: LaDyBuG wrote:   ME TOO! THE COOL ONES LISTEN TO REGGAETON LMAO!!!!! Ummm, yeah ... so that means DOGO iz cool DA COOLEST!!!   Next to Danny 241...DOGO is the Reggaeton King! lol


Ohhh LB, yeahhhh DOGO is THE Reggaeton reference in here


 



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DulceGalletita wrote: LaDyBuG wrote:   ME TOO! THE COOL ONES LISTEN TO REGGAETON LMAO!!!!! Ummm, yeah ... so that means DOGO iz cool DA COOLEST!!!   Next to Danny 241...DOGO is the Reggaeton King! lol




 


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Definately good to know! I know some that are BECOMING Engineers...I may just have to find out fo ma self!



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LaDyBuG wrote:   ME TOO! THE COOL ONES LISTEN TO REGGAETON LMAO!!!!! Ummm, yeah ... so that means DOGO iz cool


DA COOLEST!!!


 


Next to Danny 241...DOGO is the Reggaeton King!


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  ME TOO! THE COOL ONES LISTEN TO REGGAETON

LMAO!!!!! Ummm, yeah ... so that means DOGO iz cool

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TV Buff wrote: ColombianQT_247 wrote: This is so true!!!  My best friend is a mechanical engineer and he's always eager to play around with my car.  He's always getting me deals for parts and stuff.  He actually picked out my car otherwise I would've been screwed!!!  I was more concerned about the colour!!!! I love you Snookie Pups!!!  lol Is that what the youngsters are calling it nowadays? Ay dio mio BUFFY LOL!!!! Ummm, I thought engineers were boring  


ME TOO!


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ColombianQT_247 wrote: This is so true!!!  My best friend is a mechanical engineer and he's always eager to play around with my car.  He's always getting me deals for parts and stuff.  He actually picked out my car otherwise I would've been screwed!!!  I was more concerned about the colour!!!! I love you Snookie Pups!!!  lol Is that what the youngsters are calling it nowadays?


Ay dio mio BUFFY LOL!!!!


Ummm, I thought engineers were boring


 




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This is so true!!!  My best friend is a mechanical engineer and he's always eager to play around with my car.  He's always getting me deals for parts and stuff.  He actually picked out my car otherwise I would've been screwed!!!  I was more concerned about the colour!!!! I love you Snookie Pups!!!  lol

Is that what the youngsters are calling it nowadays?

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This is so true!!!  My best friend is a mechanical engineer and he's always eager to play around with my car.  He's always getting me deals for parts and stuff.  He actually picked out my car otherwise I would've been screwed!!!  I was more concerned about the colour!!!!


I love you Snookie Pups!!!  lol



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Are you guys saying that advantage number one is a lie?

To a degree, yes... specially if you're in anything computer or electronics related. It's very very easy to become obsolete... and at that point, the "secure" lifestyle kind of falls through.

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Are you guys saying that advantage number one is a lie?

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Unfortunately, we are underpaid, and small children laugh at us! It isn't easy being an engineer.


 


i feel your pain bro, i'm in the same boat



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That explaines why my fiancee is still with me


The cool pocket protector?



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Unfortunately, we are underpaid, and small children laugh at us!


It isn't easy being an engineer.



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That explaines why my fiancee is still with me

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Lahtina wrote: This just in...   Engineers are the BEST boyfriends Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle. An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in a law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital. --- Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness. An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness=dh/dt.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear. Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate who will 'change major', and the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever.- Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust. Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that.    Y que tal si es un ingeniero de techo (mejor dicho un albaņil)

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This just in...   Engineers are the BEST boyfriends Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle. An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in a law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital. --- Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness. An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness=dh/dt.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear. Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate who will 'change major', and the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever.- Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust. Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that.   

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bistor wrote:


We also have the coolest pocket protectors.


Nice!! Advantage #4, ladies!



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We also have the coolest pocket protectors.

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This just in...


 


Engineers are the BEST boyfriends


Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle.


An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too.


Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in a law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital. ---


Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness.


An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness=dh/dt.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear.


Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate who will 'change major', and the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever.-


Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.


Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate.


Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that.
 
 



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