Lahtina wrote: LAB_ wrote: Lahtina wrote: bistor wrote: That was funny! Are we cheering so he'll stop? You don't HAVE to read it. Too bad you don't like them. If in fact you don't, that is.
In all honesty I didn't read it. I'm not fully awake yet. Here's the best part though: "Given the massive and enthusiastic response to the posting above, I just HAVE to post yet another joke."
That in itself was meant to be a joke. I actually found the first one really, really, insanely funny. But this far that only makes two of us.
Smergen borgen yergen bergen!!! If you understand that LAB, then you truly deserve that avatar... otherwise, I likee that jokee of the chinee !!! muy bien!
as for that blowjob frog, I got one, but he's a fan!
Lahtina wrote: bistor wrote: That was funny! Are we cheering so he'll stop? You don't HAVE to read it. Too bad you don't like them. If in fact you don't, that is.
In all honesty I didn't read it. I'm not fully awake yet.
Here's the best part though: "Given the massive and enthusiastic response to the posting above, I just HAVE to post yet another joke."
Given the massive and enthusiastic response to the posting above, I just HAVE to post yet another joke.
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.
"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!"
"Blowjobs!" the woman replied.
"It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds.
She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks together.
"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.
The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone."
A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone.
That was funny! Are we cheering so he'll stop? You don't HAVE to read it. Too bad you don't like them. If in fact you don't, that is. 
