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0 - 20 damn that was back when i used to go to school in peru


here it s 0% to 100 % 


0 = 0


20 = 100




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Interesting indeed ! Thinking outside of the box but, Hummmmm, in terms of rating ? What is the lowest grade here ? I am used to 0 up to 20, so what will be 0 ? Just for that question since it is a "bonus question"

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I thought this was about Hell, Michigan.

Only an A??!! I would have given him a WTF+.

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INTERESTING...!!!


The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of
Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound"
that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which
is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

BONUS QUESTION: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs
using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is
compressed) or some variant.

One student wrote the following:
First we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate
at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once
the soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different
religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state
that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not
belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to
Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number
of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now we look at the rate of
change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order
for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume
in Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa
during my freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I
sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her
last night, then the number two must be true, and thus I am sure that
Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of the
theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not
accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct... leaving only
Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains
why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God".

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"



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