25 SIGNS ............

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

RE: 25 SIGNS ............

angelita dulce · Foro Master

GENIE wrote:

angelita dulce wrote: Hmmmm, that's funny, but it's so D.A.R.T.!! lol!! REALLY PROVE IT!!!

When i have time to search, i will bring it back up!! LOL!!! All i rememebr is that i got depressed the first time i read it!! LOL!!

GENIE · Foro Master

angelita dulce wrote:

Hmmmm, that's funny, but it's so D.A.R.T.!! lol!!

REALLY PROVE IT!!!

angelita dulce · Foro Master

Hmmmm, that's funny, but it's so D.A.R.T.!! lol!!

Miel · Guru

Sorry to tell u ppl.. but u guys a bucnh of Viejos,. y pendejos de paso,. j/k,. no se lo tomen enserio la juventud estara dentro de ustedes siempre,. jajaj

Salsera de Corazon · TOP Guru

LOL 3,4,6,15,24 applied to me

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

OH F@CKKKK THAT'S SO ME NOW

Date: Mar 2 1:07 PM, 2006

LMAO.......

Thankfully this doesn't apply to me......

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Number 11 still doesn't happen

dj_nash · Guru

NO GOOD ................IM GETTING OLD ............................NO GOOD

GENIE · Foro Master

THAT U KNOW UR GETTING OLDER!

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps. (your just over the hill)

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going??to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell happened?"

Bonus: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt. Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the same.

jajajajaj pinche viejos!!!!