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SORI AH!



IF THEY REMOVED THOSE DIGITS AS EVERY OTHER WORDS, THE THING WOULD ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE AND IT'D BE EASIER TO READ....NO?



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Upgrading to Wife 1.0


Dear Tech Support:


Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0
and noticed that the new program began making
unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting
access to video game purchasing and car accessory
applications that had operated flawlessly under
Girlfriend 5.0.
In addition, Wife 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as Out With the Fellas 9.9 but
installed undesirable programs such as LIfetime 5.0
and Oprah 9.0.
Conversation 8.0 runs at High Speed, and Nagging 2.6
simply crashes the system. I've tried running Ignore
Her 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

Want A Refund
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Dear Want A Refund,


Keep in mind, Girlfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
package, while Wife 1.0 is an operating system.
Try to enter the command: C:/YOU'RE RIGHT AND I WAS
WRONG and install Shopping Trip 6.2. Wife 1.0 should
then automatically run the applications: Affection 3.0
and Make-Up Sex 7.0.
But remember, overuse can cause Wife 1.0 to default to
Holding Out 2.5, Cold Shoulder 7.0, or PMS 6.1. PMS
6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Mood
Swing" wave files.
DO NOT install Best Friend's Advice 1.0 or reinstall
another Girlfriend program. These are not supported
applications and will crash Wife 1.0.
In summary, Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it does
have limited memory and cannot learn new applications
quickly. Consider buying additional software to
improve performance. I personally recommend Roses 3.0
and Out to Dinner 5.3. Also, running Ignore Her 5.3
too often can sometimes cause Wife 1.0 to secretly
install Former Boyfriend 1.0, which would then require
you to run Private Investigator 7.5 utility and
possibly even Attorney 9.0, which could lead to a
system wide failure and the need to reboot Wife 1.0!


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