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hahah true true... solo doy el beso negro if she shaves down there

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yea but u can get herpes just from kissin ...

Ten cuidado con esos besos negros

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yea but u can get herpes just from kissin ...

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yea u are right .. first time with someone you just met .. condom 4 sure. I did it with this girl that i met at plaza (right after the party) and i didn used a con dom .. i was s h ittin my pants when i went to do an hiv test .. just the thought of me having it scared sh it out of me  i m clean though -- Edited by rick at 20:39, 2006-02-24



HIV isn't all that common. But warts, herpes, chlamydia, and other funky critters sure are!

Definitely a good idea.

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yea u are right .. first time with someone you just met .. condom 4 sure. I did it with this girl that i met at plaza (right after the party) and i didn use **** .. i was **** tin my pants when i went to do an hiv test .. just the thought of me having it scared sh it out of me  i m clean though

Ya bro STD's....thats NO GOOD

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yea u are right .. first time with someone you just met .. condom 4 sure. I did it with this girl that i met at plaza (right after the party) and i didn used a con dom .. i was s h ittin my pants when i went to do an hiv test .. just the thought of me having it scared sh it out of me  i m clean though

-- Edited by rick at 20:39, 2006-02-24

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There was only one time that I was shy and that was when I was 16. I purchased a pack and my uncle was in line behind me. He was cool with it, but I was still shy.

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lol! i  always put a big when im paying for mine at the cash register

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mmm como lo tengo enmicado no compro condones. pero no me molesta jaja

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rick wrote: i dont buy condoms !! , condoms suck u dont feel sh it .. sin nada es mejor Definitely... unfortunately, they are de rigeur in situations where you're humping someone you met recently. Unless you want to be known as "daddy".


 Promotion for condoms does not get better than that


 



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i dont buy condoms !! , condoms suck u dont feel sh it .. sin nada es mejor



Definitely... unfortunately, they are de rigeur in situations where you're humping someone you met recently.

Unless you want to be known as "daddy".

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i dont buy condoms !! , condoms suck u dont feel sh it .. sin nada es mejor

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Bainaman wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote: Bainaman wrote: i go buy them at costco...in bulk!!!!  but they never have my size...extra large!!! Ya bro Costco is the best. They had a box of 100 for $16.99 100???   I buy by the 1000's!!!!!   Dude! Jaime said CONDOMS not TAMPONS!


All 'cause you like to put those things up you A$$...It don't mean the rest of us do too!!!!


 


A$$HOLE!!!!


 




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Bainaman wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote: Bainaman wrote: i go buy them at costco...in bulk!!!!  but they never have my size...extra large!!! Ya bro Costco is the best. They had a box of 100 for $16.99 100???   I buy by the 1000's!!!!!   Dude! Jaime said CONDOMS not TAMPONS!

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Jaime Cruz wrote: Bainaman wrote: i go buy them at costco...in bulk!!!!  but they never have my size...extra large!!! Ya bro Costco is the best. They had a box of 100 for $16.99 100???   I buy by the 1000's!!!!!  


Dude! Jaime said CONDOMS not TAMPONS!



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Bainaman wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote: Bainaman wrote: i go buy them at costco...in bulk!!!!  but they never have my size...extra large!!! Ya bro Costco is the best. They had a box of 100 for $16.99 100???   I buy by the 1000's!!!!!   1000!That's too much. You should try Bistors method of re-usable condoms and save some money to buy your girl a gift


A gift??


 


I leave them a Tooney for the bus!!!!!




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Jaime Cruz wrote: Bainaman wrote: i go buy them at costco...in bulk!!!!  but they never have my size...extra large!!! Ya bro Costco is the best. They had a box of 100 for $16.99 100???   I buy by the 1000's!!!!!  

1000!
That's too much. You should try Bistors method of re-usable condoms and save some money to buy your girl a gift

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Bainaman wrote: i go buy them at costco...in bulk!!!!  but they never have my size...extra large!!! Ya bro Costco is the best. They had a box of 100 for $16.99


100???


 


I buy by the 1000's!!!!!


 




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i go buy them at costco...in bulk!!!!  but they never have my size...extra large!!!

Ya bro Costco is the best. They had a box of 100 for $16.99

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i go buy them at costco...in bulk!!!!  but they never have my size...extra large!!!

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  It's better to go to a sex store, there you can take your time and buy them at ease.

Sex store it too far. Kitchen cabinet is less that 30 steps away.
WINNER : Saran wrap

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  It's better to go to a sex store, there you can take your time and buy them at ease.

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I use garbage bags, so i don't have to see the teller's face....

Technically all condoms are garbage bags.

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I use garbage bags, so i don't have to see the teller's face....


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I use a reusable one, made of aluminum. It avoids me the embarassment of facing tellers.

EEEEEEwwww, yeah, what's up with the reusable ones? Good for the environment but good for the job? I don't know. I think this is a NO GOOD (cc DJ Nash) right here. You're not serious about it being made of aluminum are you? I know it's malleable but that's just weird.

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Jaime Cruz wrote: bistor wrote: I use a reusable one, made of aluminum. It avoids me the embarassment of facing tellers. I suggest you swith to Saran wrap. It's thinner and you can avoid embarassment at the grocery store. Not reusable though! Sure, you lose a little feeling with aluminum, but the chicks dig it. They don't call me "robocop" for nothing.

I guess it's good for bragging rights. You can hit her with the silver bullet

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bistor wrote: I use a reusable one, made of aluminum. It avoids me the embarassment of facing tellers. I suggest you swith to Saran wrap. It's thinner and you can avoid embarassment at the grocery store.

Not reusable though!
Sure, you lose a little feeling with aluminum, but the chicks dig it.
They don't call me "robocop" for nothing.






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bistor wrote: I use a reusable one, made of aluminum. It avoids me the embarassment of facing tellers. I suggest you swith to Saran wrap. It's thinner and you can avoid embarassment at the grocery store.


Not reusable though!


Sure, you lose a little feeling with aluminum, but the chicks dig it.


They don't call me "robocop" for nothing.



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Have any of you tried the ones with the wiggly tentacles ???

Un amigo me digo that they are good

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It's jus comdoms......if anyhting NO GUY or GIRl should be SHY to get them.


Afterall you are gonna get LUCKY!!! you should be all smiles!!!



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I use a reusable one, made of aluminum. It avoids me the embarassment of facing tellers.

I suggest you swith to Saran wrap. It's thinner and you can avoid embarassment at the grocery store.

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I'M A LITTLE SHY.... LOL



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I use a reusable one, made of aluminum. It avoids me the embarassment of facing tellers.



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Yup, not a problem for me either. Although I've never bought condoms in Canada. Thank you Xavier! LOL



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Anybody here shy of buying condoms when you get to the cash register or in line?If so do you get even more embarrassed when it's a box of 30 or more that your buying?   I'm not shy at all, but my girl is. I usually just bug her and say something dumb at the counter like "that should be good for a few hours" when it's a 12 pack or more


Que malo eres LOL


No, it's not a problem for me at all !



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Anybody here shy of buying condoms when you get to the cash register or in line?
If so do you get even more embarrassed when it's a box of 30 or more that your buying?


 


I'm not shy at all, but my girl is. I usually just bug her and say something dumb at the counter like "that should be good for a few hours" when it's a 12 pack or more



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