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:GENIE wrote: LMAO CAN U IMAGINE I DO AND BIG UPS TO FORO!!! AND THEN WE ALL DO THE WAVE!!! LMAO!! OMG SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET MARRIED!!! RICKY??? XTINA????   I think i'm next in that deparment.........


Porque esa carita?  LOL


Did you guys hear that??   (RBTL)


El Duro just invited us to his wedding?


PEOPLE please RSVP in advance....


 



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LMAO CAN U IMAGINE I DO AND BIG UPS TO FORO!!! AND THEN WE ALL DO THE WAVE!!! LMAO!! OMG SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET MARRIED!!! RICKY??? XTINA????


 


I think i'm next in that deparment.........



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 Thanks so much Chile. You can PM me anytime. I did put in the request for the on of the villas on the property so hopefully it goes through with the oceanview. -- Edited by Jaime Cruz at 10:07, 2006-02-24


VILLAS - lol...that's what it's called...what a dork I am


Ohhhhh man I wish I was going!  May is great in Cuba....days are hot and nights are nice and breezy!  Ohhh Varadero has a new Tropicana.....like the one in Havana and I hear it's amazing it just opened up like two years ago....actually it's in Mantanza which is just outside of Varadero....that is a show worth checking out!  Ohhh and the Mamo Club inside the Gran Hotel is wicked too for live music!!'


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AND I WOULD TOO.....LOL Y HASTA A LO MEJOR ME CREE.....Y NOS VAMOS TODOS... FOR NOW CONSEGUI QUE ME INVITARA Y QUE PAGARA EL VIAJE......CAMBIAR LA FECHA SHOULD BE NOOOO PROBLEM!   LOL


 


      OK  i`m out of here ...i`m gonna peee in my shorts !!!!!



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Chilenita wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote: Thanks Chilenita. We leave on the 12th of May for one week. If you know someone that can show us around that would be great. Ya the hotel is far from downtown. It's like one of the last ones on the strip. Oh they will take you out and treat you well at the hotel!! I'll send you all the info!!!  YOu will not be dissapointed with this hotel it's great and the front lobby is perfect for pictures...the grounds are also great for pics!  If you can try and avoid the building and get a room in one the little houses....there are four on the grounds that face the ocean....call your agent and try and get one of those....stay away from the first floor....the little houses or whatever you call them have three floors...stick to the top! Okay I'll pm you some info on Monday... Oh and dont waste your time on any tours cuz they are SHIT but there is one and ONLY one that is great....it's an all day catamaran tour....takes you snorkling...swimming with dolphins and then to a privte Island for lobster dinner and live music....ask around for that one Jaime it's the only one worth while and it's incredibly romantic....if your bride to be isn't into the dolphin thing (some don't like it) you can sit that activity out...oh and it's open bar Thanks so much Chile. You can PM me anytime. I did put in the request for the on of the villas on the property so hopefully it goes through with the oceanview. -- Edited by Jaime Cruz at 10:07, 2006-02-24


Make sure you ask for OCEANFRONT, trust me there is a difference! You might get a view, but it could look like seeing something from a peephole!!



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Jaime Cruz wrote: Thanks Chilenita. We leave on the 12th of May for one week. If you know someone that can show us around that would be great. Ya the hotel is far from downtown. It's like one of the last ones on the strip. Oh they will take you out and treat you well at the hotel!! I'll send you all the info!!!  YOu will not be dissapointed with this hotel it's great and the front lobby is perfect for pictures...the grounds are also great for pics!  If you can try and avoid the building and get a room in one the little houses....there are four on the grounds that face the ocean....call your agent and try and get one of those....stay away from the first floor....the little houses or whatever you call them have three floors...stick to the top! Okay I'll pm you some info on Monday... Oh and dont waste your time on any tours cuz they are SHIT but there is one and ONLY one that is great....it's an all day catamaran tour....takes you snorkling...swimming with dolphins and then to a privte Island for lobster dinner and live music....ask around for that one Jaime it's the only one worth while and it's incredibly romantic....if your bride to be isn't into the dolphin thing (some don't like it) you can sit that activity out...oh and it's open bar


Thanks so much Chile. You can PM me anytime. I did put in the request for the on of the villas on the property so hopefully it goes through with the oceanview.

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LaDyBuG wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote: Date : May 12th Hotel: Tryp Peninsula Varedero Payment : I'll see if I can get one of my future suegros credit card number to pay for all of you.   NO...SORI AH....I'M NOT AVAILABLE MAY 12TH....CAN YOU MAKE IT THE FOLLOWING WEEKEND..... PLS LET ME KNOW ASAP....THANKS... LOL   Lady Bug I could just see your face while you are saying this girl .......Yea hold on when did you say ...No sori ah....................... I'M NOT AVAILABLE MAY 12TH....CAN YOU MAKE IT THE FOLLOWING WEEKEND


AND I WOULD TOO.....LOL


Y HASTA A LO MEJOR ME CREE.....Y NOS VAMOS TODOS...


FOR NOW CONSEGUI QUE ME INVITARA Y QUE PAGARA EL VIAJE......CAMBIAR LA FECHA SHOULD BE NOOOO PROBLEM!   LOL



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Jaime Cruz wrote: Date : May 12th Hotel: Tryp Peninsula Varedero Payment : I'll see if I can get one of my future suegros credit card number to pay for all of you.   NO...SORI AH....I'M NOT AVAILABLE MAY 12TH....CAN YOU MAKE IT THE FOLLOWING WEEKEND..... PLS LET ME KNOW ASAP....THANKS... LOL


 


Lady Bug I could just see your face while you are saying this girl .......Yea hold on when did you say ...No sori ah....................... I'M NOT AVAILABLE MAY 12TH....CAN YOU MAKE IT THE FOLLOWING WEEKEND



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Julie wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: Julie wrote: but i hope you won't mind if I seat at the same table as you   CLARO QUE NO.... ADEMAS....NECESITO UNA COMPLICE.....LOL Is it a RBTL LOL, I won't   @ Jaime, please post the date so we can organise the trip and send you the bill over. You're such a Sweat Heart In return we might organise the best Bachelorette party of all time I think some are getting good at it ! Date : May 12th Hotel: Tryp Peninsula Varedero Payment : I'll see if I can get one of my future suegros credit card number to pay for all of you.  

  Varadero is so beautiful!! I had so much fun there the last time i went!!!

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Thanks Chilenita. We leave on the 12th of May for one week. If you know someone that can show us around that would be great. Ya the hotel is far from downtown. It's like one of the last ones on the strip.


Oh they will take you out and treat you well at the hotel!!


I'll send you all the info!!!  YOu will not be dissapointed with this hotel it's great and the front lobby is perfect for pictures...the grounds are also great for pics!  If you can try and avoid the building and get a room in one the little houses....there are four on the grounds that face the ocean....call your agent and try and get one of those....stay away from the first floor....the little houses or whatever you call them have three floors...stick to the top!


Okay I'll pm you some info on Monday...


Oh and dont waste your time on any tours cuz they are SHIT but there is one and ONLY one that is great....it's an all day catamaran tour....takes you snorkling...swimming with dolphins and then to a privte Island for lobster dinner and live music....ask around for that one Jaime it's the only one worth while and it's incredibly romantic....if your bride to be isn't into the dolphin thing (some don't like it) you can sit that activity out...oh and it's open bar



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Date : May 12th Hotel: Tryp Peninsula Varedero Payment : I'll see if I can get one of my future suegros credit card number to pay for all of you.  


NO...SORI AH....I'M NOT AVAILABLE MAY 12TH....CAN YOU MAKE IT THE FOLLOWING WEEKEND.....


PLS LET ME KNOW ASAP....THANKS...


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LaDyBuG wrote: Julie wrote: but i hope you won't mind if I seat at the same table as you   CLARO QUE NO.... ADEMAS....NECESITO UNA COMPLICE.....LOL Is it a RBTL LOL, I won't   @ Jaime, please post the date so we can organise the trip and send you the bill over. You're such a Sweat Heart In return we might organise the best Bachelorette party of all time I think some are getting good at it !


Date : May 12th


Hotel: Tryp Peninsula Varedero


Payment : I'll see if I can get one of my future suegros credit card number to pay for all of you.


 



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Whoo Hooo, looks like we ALL have a wedding in MAY!!! So is there a corner reserved for the FORO people???   


YES YES YES.....


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Whoo Hooo, looks like we ALL have a wedding in MAY!!! So is there a corner reserved for the FORO people??? 


 



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Julie wrote: but i hope you won't mind if I seat at the same table as you   CLARO QUE NO.... ADEMAS....NECESITO UNA COMPLICE.....LOL


Is it a RBTL LOL, I won't


 


@ Jaime, please post the date so we can organise the trip and send you the bill over. You're such a Sweat Heart In return we might organise the best Bachelorette party of all time I think some are getting good at it !



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I guess I'm gonna learn all this first hand in May.


 


       Just kidding bro .....wish you the best !!!!! You will need it !!!   Just kidding again!!!!



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but i hope you won't mind if I seat at the same table as you  


CLARO QUE NO....


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Jaime Cruz wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote: I guess I'm gonna learn all this first hand in May. ATTENTION FORO.... BY THE LAW OF RBTL INVESTED IN ME.... I THINK WE JUST GOT INVITED TO A WEDDING IN MAY... SO WHO'S GOING?  DO WE WANNA SIT TOGETHER? I have no problem with that. The more the better to have an awesome party.I just hope you guys don't mind travelling to sunny Cuba How many "YES" do you think you'll get on that question? LOL If you don't mind me asking....he she Cuban or the wedding is in Cuba only....and wil we all be staying at the same hotel?   Neither us of are Cuban were just having the wedding at the resort. We're all staying at the Tryp Peninsula Varadero......so book early cause it's going fast. Really??? I took my parents there for thier 30th anniversary!  I've been back there four times!! I love that hotel it's great!  The pool is soooooooooo nice and the entertainment teamt there is WICKED!!! OHhhhhhhhhhh when are you going I'll give you the names of some friends that work there.  They will take you out and stuff....if you want.  KICK ASS hotel...kind of far from downtown but WICKED!!

Thanks Chilenita. We leave on the 12th of May for one week. If you know someone that can show us around that would be great. Ya the hotel is far from downtown. It's like one of the last ones on the strip.

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Julie wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote: I guess I'm gonna learn all this first hand in May. ATTENTION FORO.... BY THE LAW OF RBTL INVESTED IN ME.... I THINK WE JUST GOT INVITED TO A WEDDING IN MAY... SO WHO'S GOING?  DO WE WANNA SIT TOGETHER? I have no problem with that. The more the better to have an awesome party.I just hope you guys don't mind travelling to sunny Cuba How many "YES" do you think you'll get on that question? LOL If you don't mind me asking....he she Cuban or the wedding is in Cuba only....and wil we all be staying at the same hotel?   REALLY, here you go YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES That should be it for now CONGRATULATIONS JAIME JULIE.....TE DISTE CUENTA? YOU JUST SAID YES TO "MINDING" A TRIP TO CUBA.... KE TE PASA?  DON'T YOU WANNA GO TO SUNNY CUBA ALL PAID FOR BY JAIME CRUZ? HOLY MOLY GUACAMOLE!



No no, I amsaying that I have NO problem travelling to Cuba, specially if it is on the House. Neither waving during the Ceremony but i hope you won't mind if I seat at the same table as you


 



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LaDyBuG wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote: I guess I'm gonna learn all this first hand in May. ATTENTION FORO.... BY THE LAW OF RBTL INVESTED IN ME.... I THINK WE JUST GOT INVITED TO A WEDDING IN MAY... SO WHO'S GOING?  DO WE WANNA SIT TOGETHER? I have no problem with that. The more the better to have an awesome party.I just hope you guys don't mind travelling to sunny Cuba How many "YES" do you think you'll get on that question? LOL If you don't mind me asking....he she Cuban or the wedding is in Cuba only....and wil we all be staying at the same hotel?   REALLY, here you go YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES That should be it for now CONGRATULATIONS JAIME


JULIE.....TE DISTE CUENTA?


YOU JUST SAID YES TO "MINDING" A TRIP TO CUBA....


KE TE PASA?  DON'T YOU WANNA GO TO SUNNY CUBA ALL PAID FOR BY JAIME CRUZ?


HOLY MOLY GUACAMOLE!



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LaDyBuG wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote: I guess I'm gonna learn all this first hand in May. ATTENTION FORO.... BY THE LAW OF RBTL INVESTED IN ME.... I THINK WE JUST GOT INVITED TO A WEDDING IN MAY... SO WHO'S GOING?  DO WE WANNA SIT TOGETHER? I have no problem with that. The more the better to have an awesome party.I just hope you guys don't mind travelling to sunny Cuba How many "YES" do you think you'll get on that question? LOL If you don't mind me asking....he she Cuban or the wedding is in Cuba only....and wil we all be staying at the same hotel?   Neither us of are Cuban were just having the wedding at the resort. We're all staying at the Tryp Peninsula Varadero......so book early cause it's going fast.


Really??? I took my parents there for thier 30th anniversary!  I've been back there four times!! I love that hotel it's great!  The pool is soooooooooo nice and the entertainment teamt there is WICKED!!! OHhhhhhhhhhh when are you going I'll give you the names of some friends that work there.  They will take you out and stuff....if you want.  KICK ASS hotel...kind of far from downtown but WICKED!!



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Jaime Cruz wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote: I guess I'm gonna learn all this first hand in May. ATTENTION FORO.... BY THE LAW OF RBTL INVESTED IN ME.... I THINK WE JUST GOT INVITED TO A WEDDING IN MAY... SO WHO'S GOING?  DO WE WANNA SIT TOGETHER? I have no problem with that. The more the better to have an awesome party.I just hope you guys don't mind travelling to sunny Cuba How many "YES" do you think you'll get on that question? LOL If you don't mind me asking....he she Cuban or the wedding is in Cuba only....and wil we all be staying at the same hotel?  


REALLY, here you go


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That should be it for now


CONGRATULATIONS JAIME



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LMAO CAN U IMAGINE

I DO AND BIG UPS TO FORO!!! AND THEN WE ALL DO THE WAVE!!! LMAO!! OMG SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET MARRIED!!!

RICKY???

XTINA????



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Jaime Cruz wrote: We're all staying at the Tryp Peninsula Varadero......so book early cause it's going fast. OK COOL ONE LAST QUESTION.... CAN WE DO THE WAVE DURING MASS?


Don't see any harm in that


And I'll give a shout out to el foro during my nuptials.



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We're all staying at the Tryp Peninsula Varadero......so book early cause it's going fast.


OK COOL


ONE LAST QUESTION....


CAN WE DO THE WAVE DURING MASS?



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Jaime Cruz wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote: I guess I'm gonna learn all this first hand in May. ATTENTION FORO.... BY THE LAW OF RBTL INVESTED IN ME.... I THINK WE JUST GOT INVITED TO A WEDDING IN MAY... SO WHO'S GOING?  DO WE WANNA SIT TOGETHER? I have no problem with that. The more the better to have an awesome party.I just hope you guys don't mind travelling to sunny Cuba How many "YES" do you think you'll get on that question? LOL If you don't mind me asking....he she Cuban or the wedding is in Cuba only....and wil we all be staying at the same hotel?  

Neither us of are Cuban were just having the wedding at the resort. We're all staying at the Tryp Peninsula Varadero......so book early cause it's going fast.

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LaDyBuG wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote: I guess I'm gonna learn all this first hand in May. ATTENTION FORO.... BY THE LAW OF RBTL INVESTED IN ME.... I THINK WE JUST GOT INVITED TO A WEDDING IN MAY... SO WHO'S GOING?  DO WE WANNA SIT TOGETHER? I have no problem with that. The more the better to have an awesome party.I just hope you guys don't mind travelling to sunny Cuba


How many "YES" do you think you'll get on that question?


LOL


If you don't mind me asking....he she Cuban or the wedding is in Cuba only....and wil we all be staying at the same hotel?  



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Jaime Cruz wrote: I guess I'm gonna learn all this first hand in May. ATTENTION FORO.... BY THE LAW OF RBTL INVESTED IN ME.... I THINK WE JUST GOT INVITED TO A WEDDING IN MAY... SO WHO'S GOING?  DO WE WANNA SIT TOGETHER?

I have no problem with that. The more the better to have an awesome party.
I just hope you guys don't mind travelling to sunny Cuba

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I guess I'm gonna learn all this first hand in May.


ATTENTION FORO....


BY THE LAW OF RBTL INVESTED IN ME....


I THINK WE JUST GOT INVITED TO A WEDDING IN MAY...


SO WHO'S GOING?  DO WE WANNA SIT TOGETHER?



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When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay.
When you are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???"

When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you for no reason.
When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets.


When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy."
When you are married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.


When you are dating..... He understands if you "Aren't in the mood."
When you are married ....He says "It's your job."



When you are dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends.
When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away.








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LMAO.....


CAN U HANDLE IT?   LOL 


POR ESO TE RIES....HAHAHA



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LMAO.....

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Some a very true though


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Dating Vs Marriage    Mr. Green


When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time.
When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"

When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot.

When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked.
When you are married ....You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"

When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay.
When you are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???"

When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you for no reason.
When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets.

When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together.
When you are married ....You wonder who will die first.

When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy."
When you are married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.

When you are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is.
When you are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.

When you are dating..... He understands if you "Aren't in the mood."
When you are married ....He says "It's your job."

When you are dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends.
When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away.

When you are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things.
When you are married ....He develops a "blank" stare.

When you are dating..... He calls you by name.
When you are married ....He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She."   





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