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Question: You and your significant other are housesitting for a friend or a relative. Your partner wants sex. Would you: [21 vote(s)]

Feel weird and not do it
4.8%
Feel weird and not do it, but is ok with oral (according to Bill Clinton it's not sex)
0.0%
Have sex on their bed, it adds to the adventure, right?
0.0%
Not do it on the bed but on the couch is ok
23.8%
do it on their bed, couch, kitchen table, pool.... no holds barred
71.4%


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miguel wrote:


as long as you don't leave cum stains, it's ok.


 


Ya I better find my gear stick clean



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as long as you don't leave cum stains, it's ok.

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CrazyBeautiful wrote: if u can get away with it and dont leave any evidence...y not! If I ever get close to any of you on a personal level remind me not leave any of you house sitting my place

Than can I borrow your car when your gone??

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if u can get away with it and dont leave any evidence...y not!

If I ever get close to any of you on a personal level remind me not leave any of you house sitting my place

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if u can get away with it and dont leave any evidence...y not!

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JOKER_ESCO wrote:  Girl is like u are reading my mind LoL AM I REALLY??


Oh Yeah....


 


@ Galletita:


How can u make sure of that?? it always happens when u are getting it on in grass...



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JOKER_ESCO wrote:


 Girl is like u are reading my mind LoL

AM I REALLY??

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JOKER_ESCO wrote: DulceGalletita wrote:     COME ON GALLETITA I GUESS U DON'T LIKE MY IDEA No no no I do like the idea pero it would need to be in the night for me
Just make sure you get no grass in your ass




LOL!!! I will make sure

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why not.....


but "love" stains have to be removed B4 the owners arrive....



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Gitana wrote:


JOKER_ESCO wrote: HEY HOW ABOUT IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM YEAH ON TOP OF THE WASHER/DRYER!

Girl is like u are reading my mind LoL

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Jaime Cruz wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: DulceGalletita wrote:     COME ON GALLETITA I GUESS U DON'T LIKE MY IDEA No no no I do like the idea pero it would need to be in the night for me Just make sure you get no grass in your ass I HAVE BEFORE LoL HIGH PARK WAS MY BACKYARD BRO

 

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DulceGalletita wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: DulceGalletita wrote:     COME ON GALLETITA I GUESS U DON'T LIKE MY IDEA No no no I do like the idea pero it would need to be in the night for me Just make sure you get no grass in your ass

I HAVE BEFORE LoL HIGH PARK WAS MY BACKYARD BRO

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JOKER_ESCO wrote:


HEY HOW ABOUT IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM

YEAH ON TOP OF THE WASHER/DRYER!

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JOKER_ESCO wrote: DulceGalletita wrote:     COME ON GALLETITA I GUESS U DON'T LIKE MY IDEA No no no I do like the idea pero it would need to be in the night for me

Just make sure you get no grass in your ass

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Gitana wrote:


JOKER_ESCO wrote: WELL I HOPE THEY HAVE UNA AMACA THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN

I HAVE NEVER TRY IT, BUT IT LOOKS FUN HEY HOW ABOUT IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM

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DulceGalletita wrote:

 
 
COME ON GALLETITA I GUESS U DON'T LIKE MY IDEA




No no no I do like the idea pero it would need to be in the night for me

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JOKER_ESCO wrote:


WELL I HOPE THEY HAVE UNA AMACA

THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN

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bistor wrote:

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bistor wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: @JOKER: Ummm, the garden yes but at night under the stars How about a night under the fluorescent stars in the kids room?     And rocking the kids bunk beds too

Yes. Its amazing the things one can do with plush animals.
Hello Kitty is my ****.




Plush animals

I think I'm missing something here LOL!!

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DulceGalletita wrote:


JOKER_ESCO wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: DulceGalletita wrote:   WHY @ NIGHT WHEN U CAN GET A LITTLE SUN BURN... U CAN ALSO TURN ON THE SPRINKLERS N ILL BE LIKE RAIN Ay dio mio!!! Interesting, if one is an exhibitionist ... But the rain is something nice NO NEED 2 BE, THAT'S WHY U HAVE A BACKYARD GIRL NOT IN YOUR FRONT YARD LoL LOL!!! Ay dio mio, but not all backyards have fences!


 


 


COME ON GALLETITA I GUESS U DON'T LIKE MY IDEA



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WELL I HOPE THEY HAVE UNA AMACA

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JOKER_ESCO wrote:

DulceGalletita wrote:
JOKER_ESCO wrote: DulceGalletita wrote:   WHY @ NIGHT WHEN U CAN GET A LITTLE SUN BURN... U CAN ALSO TURN ON THE SPRINKLERS N ILL BE LIKE RAIN Ay dio mio!!! Interesting, if one is an exhibitionist ... But the rain is something nice
NO NEED 2 BE, THAT'S WHY U HAVE A BACKYARD GIRL NOT IN YOUR FRONT YARD LoL




LOL!!! Ay dio mio, but not all backyards have fences!

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bistor wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: @JOKER: Ummm, the garden yes but at night under the stars How about a night under the fluorescent stars in the kids room?     And rocking the kids bunk beds too


Yes. Its amazing the things one can do with plush animals.


Hello Kitty is my ****.



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DulceGalletita wrote:


JOKER_ESCO wrote: DulceGalletita wrote:   WHY @ NIGHT WHEN U CAN GET A LITTLE SUN BURN... U CAN ALSO TURN ON THE SPRINKLERS N ILL BE LIKE RAIN Ay dio mio!!! Interesting, if one is an exhibitionist ... But the rain is something nice

NO NEED 2 BE, THAT'S WHY U HAVE A BACKYARD GIRL NOT IN YOUR FRONT YARD LoL

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DulceGalletita wrote: @JOKER: Ummm, the garden yes but at night under the stars How about a night under the fluorescent stars in the kids room?  


 


And rocking the kids bunk beds too



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DulceGalletita wrote:
@JOKER: Ummm, the garden yes but at night under the stars

How about a night under the fluorescent stars in the kids room?
 




Ummm, something about the kids room no me cuadra

Mejor en el laundry room if there is room

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JOKER_ESCO wrote:

DulceGalletita wrote:

 
WHY @ NIGHT WHEN U CAN GET A LITTLE SUN BURN... U CAN ALSO TURN ON THE SPRINKLERS N ILL BE LIKE RAIN




Ay dio mio!!! Interesting, if one is an exhibitionist ... But the rain is something nice

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DulceGalletita wrote:


@JOKER: Ummm, the garden yes but at night under the stars


How about a night under the fluorescent stars in the kids room?


 



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DulceGalletita wrote:


Bainaman wrote: All you people saying.."Keep it clean" What the heck does that mean???? Like......no dirty talking, just missionary, etc.??? BOOOOOOOOO!!!!! LOL!! No I think they mean if you want to use things like whip cream and stuff @JOKER: Ummm, the garden yes but at night under the stars


 


WHY @ NIGHT WHEN U CAN GET A LITTLE SUN BURN... U CAN ALSO TURN ON THE SPRINKLERS N ILL BE LIKE RAIN



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Bainaman wrote:

All you people saying.."Keep it clean"

What the heck does that mean????


Like......no dirty talking, just missionary, etc.???





BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!





LOL!! No I think they mean if you want to use things like whip cream and stuff



@JOKER: Ummm, the garden yes but at night under the stars

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IF THE TIME IS RIGHT ...........................................WHY NOT

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Sure, why not. Si el momento se presta !

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IF WE'RE IN THE MOOD, WHY NOT?!?!



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All you people saying.."Keep it clean"

What the heck does that mean????


Like......no dirty talking, just missionary, etc.???





BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!



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DulceGalletita wrote:


JOKER_ESCO wrote: DulceGalletita wrote:     Were then?? u are freaky galletita LoL  in the dining table LoL -- Edited by JOKER_ESCO at 09:01, 2006-02-22 LOL!!! Ummm, where??? well use your imagination houses do have A LOT of rooms

ROOMS WHY DO U NEED A ROOM IF THEY HAVE A GARDEN IMAGINATION I THINK I HAVE ALOT OF THAT LoL

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DulceGalletita wrote:

 
 
Were then?? u are freaky galletita LoL  in the dining table LoL -- Edited by JOKER_ESCO at 09:01, 2006-02-22




LOL!!! Ummm, where??? well use your imagination houses do have A LOT of rooms

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Jaime Cruz wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: Jaime Cruz wrote:  Question: You and your significant other are housesitting for a friend or a relative. Your partner wants sex. Would you: -- Edited by Jaime Cruz at 01:00, 2006-02-22 RULE #1 JAIME I would do it wherever the mood struck, but of course keeping it clean Yes if the MOMENT and MOOD is there why not ... but not on the bed



 


 


Were then?? u are freaky galletita LoL  in the dining table LoL





-- Edited by JOKER_ESCO at 09:01, 2006-02-22

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Jaime Cruz wrote:  Question: You and your significant other are housesitting for a friend or a relative. Your partner wants sex. Would you: -- Edited by Jaime Cruz at 01:00, 2006-02-22 RULE #1 JAIME
I would do it wherever the mood struck, but of course keeping it clean




Yes if the MOMENT and MOOD is there why not ... but not on the bed

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Jaime Cruz wrote:  Question: You and your significant other are housesitting for a friend or a relative. Your partner wants sex. Would you: -- Edited by Jaime Cruz at 01:00, 2006-02-22 RULE #1 JAIME

I would do it wherever the mood struck, but of course keeping it clean

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Jaime Cruz wrote:

 Question: You and your significant other are housesitting for a friend or a relative. Your partner wants sex. Would you: -- Edited by Jaime Cruz at 01:00, 2006-02-22



RULE #1 JAIME

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If it happens is all good but I think is not something that u plan it just happens, and like LB said keep it clean....

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KEEP IT CLEAN....THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY.....LOL


WHEN THE URGE IS THERE PEOPLE DON'T THINK.....LOL


BUT MAKE SURE TO LEAVE THE WINDOWS OPEN OVERNIGHT



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 Question: You and your significant other are housesitting for a friend or a relative. Your partner wants sex. Would you:

-- Edited by Jaime Cruz at 01:00, 2006-02-22

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