RICKYRICARDO wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: @ ROCK & ROLL ARE YOU COMING TO MARKY'S BDAY PARTY @ CERVEJARIA THIS FRIDAY? I HEAR MARKY MARK HAS A SHORT TEMPER AND HE'LL BE REALLY PISSED IF YOU DONT SHOW UP......HE MIGHT EVEN CHOP YOU....LOL lol...chop me?...nobody cant chop me...they dont have my picture.... But he a cool guy...maybe I'll show up...you coming? DID YOU FORGET THAT I HAVE YOUR PIC. DON'T WORRY THOUGH I WON'T GIVE IT TO ANYONE....OR WILL I...LOL
LaDyBuG wrote: @ ROCK & ROLL ARE YOU COMING TO MARKY'S BDAY PARTY @ CERVEJARIA THIS FRIDAY? I HEAR MARKY MARK HAS A SHORT TEMPER AND HE'LL BE REALLY PISSED IF YOU DONT SHOW UP......HE MIGHT EVEN CHOP YOU....LOL lol...chop me?...nobody cant chop me...they dont have my picture.... But he a cool guy...maybe I'll show up...you coming?
DID YOU FORGET THAT I HAVE YOUR PIC. DON'T WORRY THOUGH I WON'T GIVE IT TO ANYONE....OR WILL I...LOL
RICKYRICARDO wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: @ ROCK & ROLL ARE YOU COMING TO MARKY'S BDAY PARTY @ CERVEJARIA THIS FRIDAY? I HEAR MARKY MARK HAS A SHORT TEMPER AND HE'LL BE REALLY PISSED IF YOU DONT SHOW UP......HE MIGHT EVEN CHOP YOU....LOL lol...chop me?...nobody cant chop me...they dont have my picture.... But he a cool guy...maybe I'll show up...you coming? I HAVE TO....HE THREATENED ME.....NO TENGO DE OTRA.....IT'S EITHER THAT OR I HAVE TO SUCK A LEMON ON FRIDAY NIGHT.....LOL
ok you better show up then...and suck a lemon but after you drink all those tequilas...
RICKYRICARDO wrote: thats alll that matter for me ...""que te guste a ti mami""......and DART can go....blep...bleeeeppp...bleeeppp.... OK SINCE LADYBUG SAID IT'S ALWAYS A LEMON OR A LEG, THAN YOU CAN TELL WHOEVER DARTS YOU TO SUCK YOUR ASS LOL THEY'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR SHURE LMAO
actually I wont say that...thats too nice to say...but now that I think of it...why dont you say it to me... please?...I would love to....
Here I'll tell you a secret........did you heard that?...pleaseeee?...
LaDyBuG wrote: @ ROCK & ROLL ARE YOU COMING TO MARKY'S BDAY PARTY @ CERVEJARIA THIS FRIDAY? I HEAR MARKY MARK HAS A SHORT TEMPER AND HE'LL BE REALLY PISSED IF YOU DONT SHOW UP......HE MIGHT EVEN CHOP YOU....LOL lol...chop me?...nobody cant chop me...they dont have my picture.... But he a cool guy...maybe I'll show up...you coming?
I HAVE TO....HE THREATENED ME.....NO TENGO DE OTRA.....IT'S EITHER THAT OR I HAVE TO SUCK A LEMON ON FRIDAY NIGHT.....LOL
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@ ROCK & ROLL ARE YOU COMING TO MARKY'S BDAY PARTY @ CERVEJARIA THIS FRIDAY? I HEAR MARKY MARK HAS A SHORT TEMPER AND HE'LL BE REALLY PISSED IF YOU DONT SHOW UP......HE MIGHT EVEN CHOP YOU....LOL
lol...chop me?...nobody cant chop me...they dont have my picture....
But he a cool guy...maybe I'll show up...you coming?
ARE YOU COMING TO MARKY'S BDAY PARTY @ CERVEJARIA THIS FRIDAY? I HEAR MARKY MARK HAS A SHORT TEMPER AND HE'LL BE REALLY PISSED IF YOU DONT SHOW UP......HE MIGHT EVEN CHOP YOU....LOL
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RICKYRICARDO wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: I'M SUCKING A LEMON....LOL you sure is a lemon?... hey LB...como estas? HERE ON FORO...IT'S EITHER A LEG OR A LEMON.....LOL IM GOOD Y TU? QUE HAY DE NUEVO.....
RICKYRICARDO wrote: The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City,where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at theentrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and theattributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor,or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men havejobs. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men havejobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are nomen on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women areimpossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Now the Wife Store A new WIVES store opened across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money The third through sixth floors have never been visited. Nice one Ricky! I liked it, and if someone Darts you just tell them to go suck a lemon or something....
thats alll that matter for me ...""que te guste a ti mami""......and DART can go....blep...bleeeeppp...bleeeppp....
RICKYRICARDO wrote: The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City,where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at theentrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and theattributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor,or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men havejobs. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men havejobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are nomen on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women areimpossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Now the Wife Store A new WIVES store opened across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money The third through sixth floors have never been visited. LOL funny. BUt I think we had this before. Someone might D.A.R.T. you.
well we are free of DART now...we started a revolution with Marky...I have nasty words for Dart...but wont say them in front of a beautiful lady like you :)
The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City,where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at theentrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and theattributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor,or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men havejobs. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men havejobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are nomen on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women areimpossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Now the Wife Store A new WIVES store opened across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
Nice one Ricky! I liked it, and if someone Darts you just tell them to go suck a lemon or something....
The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City,where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at theentrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and theattributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor,or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men havejobs. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men havejobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are nomen on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women areimpossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Now the Wife Store A new WIVES store opened across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
LOL funny. BUt I think we had this before. Someone might D.A.R.T. you.
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Now the Wife Store A new WIVES store opened across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
DON'T WORRY THOUGH I WON'T GIVE IT TO ANYONE....OR WILL I...LOL 
.....did you heard that?...pleaseeee?...
