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Expensive Clothes

Shirts and Skins

Bunk Beds Being Color Blind

Disney World

Thinking About Surviving a Natural Disaster Drinking Hot Tea Explosions

Ironing

Carving the Turkey Non-Halogen Lamps

Knowing How to Tie More Than Three Knots,
But Not Bragging About It

Thinking Babies Are Cute Having YOUR Chair

Personalized License Plates

Knowing the Infield Fly Rule Being a Girl's "Best Guy Friend" Wearing A Hard Hat

Minor Chords

Taking the Points Discount Cards at the Grocery Store The Smell of a Locker Room White Zinfandel Eating an Entire Pizza Board Game Night Math Without a Calculator Holding Hands Dunking A Basketball Getting Promoted at Work Not Understanding Sports That Are Judged On Style Men’s Tennis Punching A Wall Wearing a Scarf Athlete's Foot The Priesthood Calling Your Friend a “Dumb Fuck” as a Term of Endearment Crest Whitestrips Destroying Nature

Putting a Box of Baking Soda in the Refrigerator

Pullups

Attempted Murder

Hugging With One Arm Different Shades of White
(Eggshell, Ivory, Porcelain) Sticking Out Your Chest in the Mirror When You Get Out of the Shower Birthday Cards, Especially When They’re On Time Drinking Bourbon Eye Contact Keeping Emotions Suppressed Using a Lint Roller Low Fives Vacuuming Killing an Animal

Spoken Word Poetry

Speaking into a Bullhorn or Walkie-Talkie Phone Calls to Catch Up Going To The Barber Shop

Men's Pajamas

OWNING the Remote Smiling Smelling Your Own Farts Disposable Cameras

Spitting Out Blood

Lip Balm Watching a Chuck Norris Movie Memories Getting A Blowjob Picture Frames With Words on Them Catching a Foul Ball Without a Glove Europe Building Things Protein Powder Packing No Toiletries Conditioner Sailing the High Seas Stretching Before a Workout Walking It Off

Any Bottle of Wine That Costs More Than $10

Going up on the Roof Pet Ferrets Pissing Out a Fire Kayaks Driving Drunk to Work Laying Out Laughing at the WNBA Waving Crashing A Car Safe Sex

Hitting ONLY Driver at the Range

Fabric Softener Going Bald Potted Plants Jerking Off to a Photo of a Girl You
Banged In High School Magicians Controlling Fire Handjobs Jumping Up To Touch an Awning White Jeans Hurting Someone By Accident Loving Your Dad Lifting Something Heavy


-- Edited by Jaime Cruz at 10:52, 2006-02-17