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 Ive had one...I almost drowned at the Douglas Snow Swimming pool, ..hence my nervousness of deep ends...I just remember my heart beating so damn fast..but i was saved by my fahja.and NOT by the lifeguards! !!which was supposed to be their job....hey is that pool still open anyway??? I havent gone in a lonnnggg timeee!

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close calls with death, I had a few the last 1 was last weekend how about that.... but that's life...

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 I grew up in times of war back in El Salvador, and we had a little business, so we were robbed several times, each one involving guns; another day it was guns and grenades, and I also walked through balaceras, since I didn't have a weapon I didn't run but I'm not sure if I was shot at, I remember seing the red bullets flying though. 


 Yeap, I think I've been very close but thanks to my guardian angel I'm still here. 


Yeap, pretty close, so close that I remember this gun barril touching my belly, and I was around 12, no wonder I love to stay home, hahaha!.



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Yeah, I thought I told you guys that it's a bad idea to talk about *whispering* death in the year of the dog. Not that I'm superstitious but... you can never be too careful.



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Bainaman wrote:


Has anyone had any close calls with death???


 


yes very day.. i step out of my house



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Bainaman wrote:


Has anyone had any close calls with death???

         si, varias veces   ..But...Here I am     Thanks Diosito!!!

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hugs for you guys and your experiences

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I HAVE ONCE SORT OF...WHEN I WAS 16 YEARS OLD I HAD BACK SURGERY...AND DURING THE 9 HOUR SURGERY MY DOCTORS CAME TO THE CONCLUSION I WAS HAVING A SEIZURE DURING THE PROCEDURE...


THEY THOUGHT MAYBE I WAS WAKING UP FROM THE ANESTHETIC...HOWEVER...IT WAS IN DEED A SEIZURE...FELL INTO A COMA FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS...AND LET ME TELL YOU THAT WAS THE SCARIEST THING I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED...



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i havent had a near death experience yet...gracias a dios...and hopefully i never will...

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confundida wrote: Bainaman wrote: confundida wrote: MAS VALE PERDER UN MINUTO DE LA VIDA....QUE PERDER LA VIDA EN UN MINUTO! HERE WE GO!!!!! AM I WRONG??? WHERE ARE WE GOING? ARE YOU DRIVING??? I DUNNO KNOW?? WHERE ARE WE GOING??? NOT TO AVENTURA......THAT'S FOR SURE!!!!!

BUT WE ALWAYS HAE AN AVENTURA, EVERYTIME WE DRIVE.......

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Bainaman wrote:


Jinx wrote: Man esos maleantes que pague fallaron y me conguearon! lmao

jajajajajajajaja no te pongas bravo...que se te achurra la cara!!

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Man esos maleantes que pague fallaron y me conguearon! lmao










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Has anyone had any close calls with death??? I was in Panama a few years ago for carnavals......and I found myself in the middle of a gun fight.........I was so close that when I hit the floor....near a tree........the bullets were flying by just over my head...hitting the leaves above me. Another time......I was driving one night......and I had a lot of crap in my head....stressed out and what not.....So I was on driving kinda on auto-pilot.......I came to an intersection......and started to make a left turn..........as soon as I made the turn......I just felt my car move.....like a strong gust of wind or something......that snapped me out of my thoughts.....and when I turned my head.....I saw that an 18 wheeler just missed me by inches.......... I've been real lucky!!! Thank God! (RGNFG)


Man esos maleantes que pague fallaron y me conguearon! lmao



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Bainaman wrote:
confundida wrote: MAS VALE PERDER UN MINUTO DE LA VIDA....QUE PERDER LA VIDA EN UN MINUTO! HERE WE GO!!!!! AM I WRONG??? WHERE ARE WE GOING? ARE YOU DRIVING???
I DUNNO KNOW?? WHERE ARE WE GOING???




NOT TO AVENTURA......THAT'S FOR SURE!!!!!




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Bainaman wrote:


confundida wrote: MAS VALE PERDER UN MINUTO DE LA VIDA....QUE PERDER LA VIDA EN UN MINUTO! HERE WE GO!!!!! AM I WRONG??? WHERE ARE WE GOING? ARE YOU DRIVING???

I DUNNO KNOW?? WHERE ARE WE GOING???

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MAS VALE PERDER UN MINUTO DE LA VIDA....QUE PERDER LA VIDA EN UN MINUTO!


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"Mas minutos la perder vida vale que vida mas vale minutos perder la."


 


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MAS VALE PERDER UN MINUTO DE LA VIDA....QUE PERDER LA VIDA EN UN MINUTO!
HERE WE GO!!!!!





AM I WRONG???

WHERE ARE WE GOING?

ARE YOU DRIVING???



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Bainaman wrote: confundida wrote: EVERYTIME YOU GO OUT WITH FORO PPL IS NEARLY A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE!!!   SPECIALLY WHEN U SEE DAVEED HANDING OUT AVENTURA FLYERS!!!! MORE LIKE..... BEING IN A CAR WHILE CONFU DRIVES........ THAT'S A NEAR DEATH EXPERINCE EVERY SINGLE TIME.... ...AND THAT'S NO JOKE! NO!! LIAR!!!! BUT U GET THERE ON TIME RITE????

LOL!! Luego I was a bad driver

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McOSIRIS wrote: I've had 2 and encounters with death... @ 14yrs bus crash @ 26yrs O.D. so looks like the 3rd one is the final notice....   how old are you now?

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confundida wrote: Bainaman wrote: confundida wrote: EVERYTIME YOU GO OUT WITH FORO PPL IS NEARLY A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE!!!   SPECIALLY WHEN U SEE DAVEED HANDING OUT AVENTURA FLYERS!!!! MORE LIKE..... BEING IN A CAR WHILE CONFU DRIVES........ THAT'S A NEAR DEATH EXPERINCE EVERY SINGLE TIME.... ...AND THAT'S NO JOKE! NO!! LIAR!!!! BUT U GET THERE ON TIME RITE???? MAS VALE PERDER UN MINUTO DE LA VIDA....QUE PERDER LA VIDA EN UN MINUTO!

HERE WE GO!!!!!

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confundida wrote:

Bainaman wrote:
confundida wrote: EVERYTIME YOU GO OUT WITH FORO PPL IS NEARLY A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE!!!   SPECIALLY WHEN U SEE DAVEED HANDING OUT AVENTURA FLYERS!!!! MORE LIKE..... BEING IN A CAR WHILE CONFU DRIVES........ THAT'S A NEAR DEATH EXPERINCE EVERY SINGLE TIME.... ...AND THAT'S NO JOKE!
NO!! LIAR!!!! BUT U GET THERE ON TIME RITE????





MAS VALE PERDER UN MINUTO DE LA VIDA....QUE PERDER LA VIDA EN UN MINUTO!

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Bainaman wrote:


confundida wrote: EVERYTIME YOU GO OUT WITH FORO PPL IS NEARLY A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE!!!   SPECIALLY WHEN U SEE DAVEED HANDING OUT AVENTURA FLYERS!!!! MORE LIKE..... BEING IN A CAR WHILE CONFU DRIVES........ THAT'S A NEAR DEATH EXPERINCE EVERY SINGLE TIME.... ...AND THAT'S NO JOKE!

NO!! LIAR!!!! BUT U GET THERE ON TIME RITE????

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confundida wrote:

EVERYTIME YOU GO OUT WITH FORO PPL IS NEARLY A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE!!!
 
SPECIALLY WHEN U SEE DAVEED HANDING OUT AVENTURA FLYERS!!!!





MORE LIKE.....

BEING IN A CAR WHILE CONFU DRIVES........

THAT'S A NEAR DEATH EXPERINCE EVERY SINGLE TIME....

...AND THAT'S NO JOKE!



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EVERYTIME YOU GO OUT WITH FORO PPL IS NEARLY A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE!!!
 
SPECIALLY WHEN U SEE DAVEED HANDING OUT AVENTURA FLYERS!!!!

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Thank God...I haven't experience any situations like this....... I'm always looking out for myself

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I've had 2 and encounters with death... @ 14yrs bus crash @ 26yrs O.D. so looks like the 3rd one is the final notice....  

how old are you now?

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I've had 2 encounters with death...


@ 14yrs bus crash


@ 26yrs O.D.


so looks like the 3rd one is the final notice....


 



-- Edited by McOSIRIS at 11:46, 2006-02-02

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DulceGalletita wrote:

Daeveed wrote:
There were no lights, or nice music, or tunnel while i was in the coma.  
Do you guys believe that this actually exists ... like the light and all




Barbara Walters says it doesn't.

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There were no lights, or nice music, or tunnel while i was in the coma.  

Do you guys believe that this actually exists ... like the light and all

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Closest thing I can remember was 3 years ago when my brakes were really low. I was being stubborn and waiting to fix them and I had about 3 close calls in 1 day.
I can't think of anything else asides from that.

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In ecuador flying from quito to bogota i was 17 and a turbine of one of the engines burst into flames and i was wondering why the whole plane ride was too damm bumpy , scary situation people in the plane were like WTF???


 i flew with continental airlines at the time


 


 



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Ummm, one time with my father we were driving on the highway and the car in front of us kinda of like stopped because they missed the exit and I just saw my life pass my eyes as my dad was driving really fast but he was able to get into the next lane no se como and I'm still here.


Thanks to el Jefito del Cielo



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 Seriously??? No wonder Chilean wine knocks me out! LOL


hahaha, yeah man, I was vacationing on the campo, and  the grapes were in a bucket, so I just started eating them.


I got ultra poisoned, and dehydrated. By the time I got to the hospital I was 80% dehydrated and about to die. I fell in a coma for about 4 hours, then I woke up, needless to say, thirsty.


There were no lights, or nice music, or tunnel while i was in the coma.


 



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I ate grapes with pesticide when I was like 7. I fell in a coma for about 4 hours....hence the brain damage.



Seriously???

No wonder Chilean wine knocks me out!

LOL



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I ate grapes with pesticide when I was like 7. I fell in a coma for about 4 hours....hence the brain damage.

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once i drunk eleven lts of beer... i was taken to the hospital in Chile with a serios case of intoxication......



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Has anyone had any close calls with death???



I was in Panama a few years ago for carnavals......and I found myself in the middle of a gun fight.........I was so close that when I hit the floor....near a tree........the bullets were flying by just over my head...hitting the leaves above me.

Another time......I was driving one night......and I had a lot of crap in my head....stressed out and what not.....So I was on driving kinda on auto-pilot.......I came to an intersection......and started to make a left turn..........as soon as I made the turn......I just felt my car move.....like a strong gust of wind or something......that snapped me out of my thoughts.....and when I turned my head.....I saw that an 18 wheeler just missed me by inches..........

I've been real lucky!!!

Thank God! (RGNFG)




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