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LGigolo wrote:


Nothing wrong with HER HUMPS!!  Me like her SONG… the beat to it and her humps/lumps!

she has NO lumps or humps.
Poor girl is lumpless and humpless.

Just ask sir mix a lot what he has to say bout that.





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Chale wrote:


...Check out my next example:Black Eyed Peas - My Humpswhat you gonna do with all that junkall that junk inside that trunk? I’ma get, get, get, get, u drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. My hump, x6My lovely little lumps,Check it out...


Nothing wrong with HER HUMPS!!  Me like her SONG… the beat to it and her humps/lumps!



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IS T-PAIN'S VIDEO THE ONE WHERE HE'S SITTING ON THE ROOF SINGING YOU DOOOOOOOOO DOOOOO DOOOOO FOR HOURS??


LOL


THE MUSIC INDUSTRY, TO MAKE MONEY, NEEDS "ENTERTAINERS" AND NOT MANY PEOPLE WITH TRUE TALENT CAN ENTERTAIN....HENCE, THEY MAKE THE BIG SHOTS NO $$$ SO THEY ARE NOT SCOUTED!


NORMALLY IN A CHART OF TOP 10 SONGS...ONLY 3 HAVE SOME SORT OF RAW TALENT.....THE REST ARE "POPULAR" ENTERTAINERS.....NO TALENT, PURE STUPID LYRICS BYT "CATCHY" AND THEY DO DUMB THINGS TO STAND OUT....


SO I AGREE WITH CHALE!



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Chale wrote:


DulceGalletita wrote:
LOL!!! I was gonna say .... Your in LOVE WITH WHO?????


**Does he have a brother???**





and just what would you do with a stripper may I ask?
If youve seen a picture of this dude TPain, then you would NOT want a piece of him or his brother, he's pretty fugly




Ummm, well no se de ese TPain ... but umm I was like thinking more of a CHIP & DALE kinda one

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DulceGalletita wrote:

LOL!!! I was gonna say .... Your in LOVE WITH WHO?????


**Does he have a brother???**






and just what would you do with a stripper may I ask?
If youve seen a picture of this dude TPain, then you would NOT want a piece of him or his brother, he's pretty fugly

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LOL!!! I was gonna say .... Your in LOVE WITH WHO?????


**Does he have a brother???**




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there are many, many, MANY more so called artists that occupying space in the music industry, when someone with true talent could be doing their thing.


Check out my next example:


Black Eyed Peas - My Humps



what you gonna do with all that junk
all that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, u drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, x6
My lovely little lumps,

Check it out
I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these iceies.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and Donna Karan
they be sharin’
All their money got me wearin fly , whether I ain’t askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion,
I say no, but they keep givin’
So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t takin’
We can keep on datin’
Now keep on demonstrating.


My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She’s got me spending.
(Oooo) Spendin’ all your money on me and spendin' time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oooo) Spendin’ all your money on me,(uh) on me, on me

What you gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’m a get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cause of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps, check it out!

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Lets spend time not money.
and mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight

They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can’t touch it,
If u touch it I’m a start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t pull on my hand boy,
You ain’t my man, boy,
I’m just tryn’a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (x3)
In the back and in the front.
My lovin’ got u,
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oooo) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oooo) Spendin’ all your money on me,up on me, on me.
What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon’ do with all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I’ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work
(Long Pause)
She's got me spending
(Oooo) spending all your money on me
and spendin' time on me
She's got me spending
(Ooo)spending all your money on me uh on me on me


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I grow more and more disillusioned with the music industry when I see this.





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Alrighty, i couldn't make it past the 6th line without laughing out loud!! Geez, people will do anything to make money!! LOL!!!

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No Im not really in love with a stripper, I just wanted to make a thread to point out just how stupid I think the music industry is.  When they start giving out contract to wanna be pathetic so-called artists like T Pain, then you know somethings not right.

Check out his lyrics... you be the judge....




"I'm In Love With A Stripper"

[Intro]

Goddamn Lil Mama
U know u thick as hell u know what I'm sayin
Matter fact
After the club u know what I'm talkin bout
Me and my niggas gone be together u know what I'm sayin
I ain't gon worry bout them really though
I'm just lookin at u
Yea u know
U got them big ass hips god damn!

[Verse 1]

Got the body of a goddess
Got eyes butter pecan brown I see you girl
Droppin Low
She Comin Down from the ceiling
To tha floo
Yea She Know what she doin
Yea yea yea
She doin that right thang
Yea yea yea yea ea
I Need to get her over to my crib and do that night thang
Cause I'm N Luv wit a stripper

[Chorus x2]

She poppin she rollin she rollin
She climbin that pole and
I'm N Luv with a stripper
She trippin she playin she playin
I'm not goin nowhere girl I'm stayin
I'm N Luv with a stripper

[Verse 2 (T-Pain)]
Out of all the girls she be the hottest
Like n the way she break it down I see u girl
Spinnin wide
And She lookin at me
Right in my eyes
Yea She got my attention
Yea yea yea
Did I forget to mention
I Need to get her over to my crib and do that night thang
Cause I'm N Luv Wit a Stripper

[Verse 3 (Mike Jones)]
She's every man's dream
She's God's gift to Earth
Women they love 'em too
That's what you call a women's worth
See I love all the strippers
Because they show me love
They know I never pay as free whenever I hit the club
But I can't even lie
The girls are here so fly
She slidin' up and down that pole got me mesmerized
Mike Jones don't ever trick
But god damn she thick
I can't lie, I must admit
I'm in love with a stripper

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 4]

She can pop it she can lock it
Teddy Penderass down I'm bout to see this sexy girl
In My bed
She don't know what she is doin
To my head
Yea She turnin tricks on me
Yea Yea Yea
She dont even know me
Yea yea yea ea
I'd have got her over to my crib to do that night thing
Cause I'm N Luv Wit a Stripper




Or the ever popular "Im sprung"

"I'm Sprung (Remix)"
(feat. Stat Quo)


[Chorus: T-Pain]
I'm sprung
Out to get me..
..got me doin things I'd never do
If you ain't been, I'm tellin you [2x]

You dooooo [x7 while Stat Quo doing verse 1]

[Verse 1: Stat Quo]
The moment I cut her I knew she had me
The way she scratch my back and call me daddy
Shotgun in the Broham Caddy
Sexy physique and she cook like Patty Labelle
Her talk, her walk, our chain
I love the way shorty work that thang
Hump sprung I gotta charge to the game
Stat Quo on the rap, I'ma let T-Pain sing

[Chorus]
I'm sprung
Out to get me..
..got me doin things I'd never do
If you ain't been, I'm tellin you [2x]

You dooooo [x5]

Do [x16]

[Verse 2: T-Pain]
Oh, I'm sick when you tellin me you leavin me
What did I do to you to make you hate me, the way you do?
I'm tired of all the games that you wanna play with me,
Cuz you wanna get away from me
Maaan you really don't deserve me, all you wanna do is hurt me
So I gotta get away from you
Now I'm leavin quickly, before the guys come to get me
Cuz I'm takin everything with me, but it all comes down to

[Chorus]
I'm sprung
Out to get me..
..got me doin things I'd never do
If you ain't been, I'm tellin you [2x]

You dooooo [x5]

Do [x16]

[Verse 3:]
You tellin me you sprung, well I'm sprung too
Only think bad about it, is i'm sprung for you
I ain't throwin in your face what I've done for you
But I have visions to see us on a honeymoon
Damn right, I'm on my way to the crib
I have no means to tellin you how I feel, cuz it's all done now
All your clothes and your shoes 'bout to get thrown out
All your tires 'bout to get blown out
I feel bad cuz you think it's easy
You told me a year and 2 months ago, you would never leave me
But now it's like you hate to see me
I remember the first day, you couldn't wait to see me
But now you wanna take everything and leave
But what happened to the love that you had for me?
You said you would marry me
It's too bad, cuz I'm sprung

[Chorus]
I'm sprung
Out to get me..
..got me doin things I'd never do
If you ain't been, I'm tellin you [2x]

You dooooo [x5]

Do [x16]



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