>1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Thank God, I’ll be so sick
>2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. Bring back the memories LOL
>3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. Nop, the fridge is just an decorative object in my kitchen
>4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. So what time is it if you go to bed when the sun start shinning out LOL
>5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. You mean Titianic ? Hell no, I hate that song (I’m for real)
>6. You watch the Weather Channel. Just City TV
>7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." No no, they still "hook up" and "break up." So I guess that make me pretty young still
>8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. Actually from 10 to 15, so, not that bad.
>9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." Right, it’s more like quick way to “dress down”, less layers to go through
>10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next doorwon't turn down the stereo.
>11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. Not quite yet
>12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. What’s Taco Bell anyway
>13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. I don’t have a car
>14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. Actually it would be Hills or Pro Plan
>15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. Not if it’s a convertible
>16. You take naps. Never !!!!!!!!!
>17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. LOL
>18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, ratherthan settle, your stomach. That's why I've been going to Chinese since los Taco de Arboledas are a bit far
>19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms andpregnancy tests. What are you talking about, never heard of any of those LOL
>20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." Don’t drink wine
>21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. Only when I don’t have to make it
>22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going todrink that much again." That’s why I never got used to a certain way
>23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. True, I did received my paycheck from TH last Thursday.
>24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. As mentioned aboveI don’t drink
>25. When you find out your friend is pregnant, you congratulate theminstead of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell happened?" No comments
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25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP > >1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. > >2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. > >3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. > >4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. > >5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. > >6. You watch the Weather Channel. > >7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." > >8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. > >9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." > >10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next doorwon't turn down the stereo. > >11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. > >12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. > >13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. > >14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. > >15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. > >16. You take naps. > >17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. > >18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, ratherthan settle, your stomach. > >19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms andpregnancy tests. > >20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." > >21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. > >22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going todrink that much again." > >23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. > >24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. > >25. When you find out your friend is pregnant, you congratulate theminstead of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell happened?" > >Bonus: 26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign thatdoesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt. thenyou'll forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the same.
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yes and I hate hearing this news.
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(I’m for real)
