1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... >Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a >woman's bra. > > 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up >one's self emotionally to another. Male.. Playing football without a >cup. > > 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open >sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving >a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. > > 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get >married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other >women while out with this one. > > 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. >Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. > > 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female... An embarrassing >byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, >self-_expression, male bonding. > > 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female..... The greatest >_expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.. Call it whatever >you want, just as long as we do it. > > 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device >for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for >scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.