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THE SAD THING IS THAT THERE ARE MANY AMERICANS WHO ACTUALLY WRITE LIKE THIS.....LOL

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OMG, i just read Lahtina's post.LOL!! You are too much girl!!! LMAO!!!

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Lahtina wrote:


In 25 werdz or less? Straight up, that going ta require some serious thinking. I can't th'o't when it be so early in da morning. I be havin' enough problem trying ta dig' why I got up so early ta begin wiff... and git Sheniqua ass back ova' heeah.


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NO YOU DIDN'T!


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In 25 werdz or less? Straight up, that going ta require some serious thinking. I can't th'o't when it be so early in da morning. I be havin' enough problem trying ta dig' why I got up so early ta begin wiff... and git Sheniqua ass back ova' heeah.

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LaDyBuG wrote:


NOW LOOK HERE FOOL....I GOTTA ASK YOU AN ESSAY QUESTION.....IN 25 WORDS MORE OR LESS, TELL US/ME THAT'S I'M THE MAN....SO THAT WE CAN GIVE YOU YOUR CORRECTED SCORE.....SIGN YOUR TAG HERE (FIRMA AQUI LOL) 

LMAO!!! Well, with attitude like that y por decir me fool ... I FAILED

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DulceGalletita wrote:


LaDyBuG wrote: NOW LOOKIE HERE FOO. I GOTS TO AXE YOU AN EXXAY QUEXTIUN: IN 25 WURDS MO O LESS, TELL UZ ME WHO AM DA MAN? So dat we may give uh you yo cowrecked sco, sine yo tag here ummm can you repeat that please!!!

NOW LOOK HERE FOOL....I GOTTA ASK YOU AN ESSAY QUESTION.....IN 25 WORDS MORE OR LESS, TELL US/ME THAT'S I'M THE MAN....SO THAT WE CAN GIVE YOU YOUR CORRECTED SCORE.....SIGN YOUR TAG HERE (FIRMA AQUI LOL) 

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LaDyBuG wrote:


NOW LOOKIE HERE FOO. I GOTS TO AXE YOU AN EXXAY QUEXTIUN: IN 25 WURDS MO O LESS, TELL UZ ME WHO AM DA MAN? So dat we may give uh you yo cowrecked sco, sine yo tag here

ummm can you repeat that please!!!

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The following exam was administered to gangsters as their version of the SAT, this version is known as the official GAT (Gangsta Aptitude Tess)...

1) You just robbed som jack mo fo with $20 in his wallet. You can buy:

A. A dime and two 40's
B. A new pair of Fila's
C. Dashikki down the block
D. Yo mama

2) It's tha end of da monf again and da man is on your jack for da rent. You:

A. Bust a cap in his ass
B. Say, "**** man, why you all up in ma bidness?"
C. Have anuther kid on welfare
D. Yo mama

3) You and ya holmes are banging down da block when yall scam da uther mo fo's commin your way. If ya both jaking your hydros, and both yall draw yur gats, which of da following happens:

A. **** goes down in da hood
B. Ya check yur colours and let the cop-killers fly
C. **** man, I do'no maff
D. Yo mama

4) You drink haff a 40. How much is left:

A. Haff
B. Da uther haff
C. Zum mo
D. Bout enuff to jak yo mama

5) You, beein da **** you are, dress yo self in da morn in which of deese:

A. Yo Tek 9 with da Raiders hat
B. Da AK47 with yo Fila's

6) Tiz yo 21st birfday. You:

A. Hook up with Dashikki down the block and treat her to MceeDees
B. Treat yo self to crack, ice cream, and 40's
C. Gaffle da man
D. I do'no maff

JOG-MAFEE

7) Wher iz da mutherland at:

A. Afrika
B. Mehico
C. Compton
D. Souff Centra
E. Yo mama

8) What am da capita of California?

A. Da Hood
B. Compton
C. Compton
D. Compton

ANALAMA-G'S

9) Tek 9 : Gatt :

A. Yo mama : Dashikki
B. Fila's : Nike
C. Tu pac : Barry White
D. St. Ive's : Colt 45

10) Malt Liquor : Da Chronic :

A. Da Man : Da Systum
B. ReeRun : MC Hammer
C. Fat Albert : Shaft
D. Yo mama : Dashikki

NOW LOOKIE HERE FOO. I GOTS TO AXE YOU AN EXXAY QUEXTIUN: IN 25 WURDS MO O LESS, TELL UZ ME WHO AM DA MAN?

So dat we may give uh you yo cowrecked sco, sine yo tag here

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