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sucks to be all of y'all

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OH JEEZ, I'M HAVING A BAD DAY!!! I GOT HOME LATE LAST NIGHT, SO I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO CHECK MY MAIL. I WAKE UP THIS MORNING AND JUST WHEN I'M ABOUT TO LEAVE FOR WORK I DECIDE TO SEE WT I GOT. A USELESS LETTER FROM DA MINISTRY OF TRANSPORTATION DAT MY LICENSE IS SUSPENDED EFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY FOR NOT PAYING A SPEEDING TICKET. I WENT PSYCHO!!! I WAS SO MAD I THREW MY CELL PHONE RIGHT INTO DA WALL. WT PISSES ME OFF IS DA FACT DAT THE FINE IN QUESTION IS DA ONE DAT IS AT THE TRAFFIC TICKET SPECIALISTS. I SHOULD OF NEVER TRUSTED THOSE USELESS PEOPLE. I HAD TO PAY $600 DOLLARS FOR THEM TO FIGHT THE TICKET AND IT APPEARS THEY LOST AND THEY NEVER ADVISE ME TO PAY FINE. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WT WAS GOING ON WITH IT. NOW I HAVE TO PAY FOR THE FINE AND I HAVE TO PAY  A FEE TO GET MY LICENSE BK. ON TOP OF DAT I GET TO WRK LATE AND MY BOSS CALLS ME AND IS GIVING ME ATTITUDE CAUSE HE NEEDS SOME REPORTS FAX TO HIM ASAP AND I GET UPSET AND I TELL HIM TO GO F..K HIMSELF AND I GET WRITING UP.


WT A F....NG DAY!!!! 



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Awwww, I knew we had a topic on this!


Today I had my very first test (history). We had to order some events chronologically and of course the ONE event out of 18 that I forgot to include in the timeline I worked out to help me visualize the sequence better was one of the 10 on the test. Friggin dammit! And it was the last one too but since I didn't include it, it threw me off and I think I put it as number 7. Now I have a whole bunch wrong! Stupid Babylonians! Unhand those Jews!


Ah well, at least I know how history is easier to remember. I was done super fast - con todo incorrecto, claro,  pero terminé rápido. boo fakking hoooooo!!!






Run on sentence and serious lack of punctuation in that one!!! 


I could always help you with history!    I was good at useless subjects! 



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No sugar?! that's it?

i was in the ladies room washing my hands when this lady just busts into one of the stalls, like she's being chased by a pack of wolves, slams the bloody door, y empieza a pujar, and i mean PUJAR! like going into labor pujones!!! how big are these ceroilos?!!! ugh! needless to say i felt dirty.

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Murphy's law, i'm having one of those months where i'm not surprised everytime i pick up the phone.. now i just say "oh really, that's great, i'll call you back" Here's mine, share yours... -the tenants (3 middle aged ladies - proffessional debtors who know the system and milk it) in one my houses have decided not to pay rent this month b/c they're sick or whatever. yet they have parties every friday night, and smoke incessantly on the porch. I know this because my buddy lives in the basement. I've got them in collections, and they're stalling, they're both on sick leave. oh, and they're late every month with rent, and when they are late they call me to tell me when they feel like paying . isn't there a trailer park somewhere with their name on it? They're out Feb15th, but till then i doubt they're going to pay. to take them to court etc, will take to Feb15, so really what's the point. just get out. -The furnace in the house had a hiccup the other day, and it was fixed in an hour by my buddy. so the poor little tenants wouldn't freeze their non payin butts off. -the washing machine in another basement apt stopped for some reason (fixed in an hour - i've got a great appliance repair guy) -another tenant of mine broke the toilet bowl handle (easily fixed by a trip to crappy tire) -an ex of mine gave me a drunk call the other day, and told me she started smoking after we broke up. I asked her if the furnace busts again, if I could call her at 3am too. So that's my month so far. it's awesome.



Dude, you own houses. Not "a" house, but "houses". I fail to see where it is that I should feel sorry for you...


 


I'm just kidding: the size of the load = the size of the weight. That's life for you.


 


As for sharing mine: I came in to work at 6:30 this morning and made coffee. Good Tim Hortons coffee, provided by my boss. I toasted a bagel. I put cream cheese on it. When I was getting my coffee ready, I found there was NO SUGAR... No sugar!!! Needless to say, my day has been ruined!!!



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Lahtina wrote:



Awwww, I knew we had a topic on this!


Today I had my very first test (history). We had to order some events chronologically and of course the ONE event out of 18 that I forgot to include in the timeline I worked out to help me visualize the sequence better was one of the 10 on the test. Friggin dammit! And it was the last one too but since I didn't include it, it threw me off and I think I put it as number 7. Now I have a whole bunch wrong! Stupid Babylonians! Unhand those Jews!


Ah well, at least I know how history is easier to remember. I was done super fast - con todo incorrecto, claro,  pero terminé rápido. boo fakking hoooooo!!!







UM OK BUT DID U PASS???



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Awwww, I knew we had a topic on this!


Today I had my very first test (history). We had to order some events chronologically and of course the ONE event out of 18 that I forgot to include in the timeline I worked out to help me visualize the sequence better was one of the 10 on the test. Friggin dammit! And it was the last one too but since I didn't include it, it threw me off and I think I put it as number 7. Now I have a whole bunch wrong! Stupid Babylonians! Unhand those Jews!


Ah well, at least I know how history is easier to remember. I was done super fast - con todo incorrecto, claro,  pero terminé rápido. boo fakking hoooooo!!!



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Flaco wrote:


Murphy's law, i'm having one of those months where i'm not surprised everytime i pick up the phone.. now i just say "oh really, that's great, i'll call you back" Here's mine, share yours... -the tenants (3 middle aged ladies - proffessional debtors who know the system and milk it) in one my houses have decided not to pay rent this month b/c they're sick or whatever. yet they have parties every friday night, and smoke incessantly on the porch. I know this because my buddy lives in the basement. I've got them in collections, and they're stalling, they're both on sick leave. oh, and they're late every month with rent, and when they are late they call me to tell me when they feel like paying . isn't there a trailer park somewhere with their name on it? They're out Feb15th, but till then i doubt they're going to pay. to take them to court etc, will take to Feb15, so really what's the point. just get out. -The furnace in the house had a hiccup the other day, and it was fixed in an hour by my buddy. so the poor little tenants wouldn't freeze their non payin butts off. -the washing machine in another basement apt stopped for some reason (fixed in an hour - i've got a great appliance repair guy) -another tenant of mine broke the toilet bowl handle (easily fixed by a trip to crappy tire) -an ex of mine gave me a drunk call the other day, and told me she started smoking after we broke up. I asked her if the furnace busts again, if I could call her at 3am too. So that's my month so far. it's awesome.


OMG FLACO!! U POOR THING!! Dont worry como dice mi mamita con todo mal ke viene al fin sale la luz! SO THINK OF IT THIS WAY U FINALLY ARE GONNA GET THOSE LADIES OUT AND GET SOME GOOD TENANTS WHO WILL PAY ON TIME AND KEEP THE HOUSE IN GOOD CONDITION!


NOW THAT ALL THE REPAIRS ARE DONE YOU CAN LOOK AT THE PPLS LEASES AND UP THE RENT A LITTLE SO U MAKE UR MONEY BACK EVENTUALLY.


AND U SHOULD FEEL LUCKY U HAVE GOOD PPL AROUND U TO HELP. GOOD KARMA ALWAYS GETS GOOD OUT TURNS!


I CANT COMPLAIN THIS MONTH AND THE START OF THE YEAR SO FAR HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT GOOD!!


 



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Murphy's law,

i'm having one of those months where i'm not surprised everytime i pick up the phone.. now i just say "oh really, that's great, i'll call you back"

Here's mine, share yours...

-the tenants (3 middle aged ladies - proffessional debtors who know the system and milk it) in one my houses have decided not to pay rent this month b/c they're sick or whatever. yet they have parties every friday night, and smoke incessantly on the porch. I know this because my buddy lives in the basement. I've got them in collections, and they're stalling, they're both on sick leave. oh, and they're late every month with rent, and when they are late they call me to tell me when they feel like paying . isn't there a trailer park somewhere with their name on it? They're out Feb15th, but till then i doubt they're going to pay. to take them to court etc, will take to Feb15, so really what's the point. just get out.

-The furnace in the house had a hiccup the other day, and it was fixed in an hour by my buddy. so the poor little tenants wouldn't freeze their non payin butts off.

-the washing machine in another basement apt stopped for some reason (fixed in an hour - i've got a great appliance repair guy)

-another tenant of mine broke the toilet bowl handle (easily fixed by a trip to crappy tire)

-an ex of mine gave me a drunk call the other day, and told me she started smoking after we broke up. I asked her if the furnace busts again, if I could call her at 3am too.

So that's my month so far.
it's awesome.

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