Chinese Proverbs. Some of these are funny, see if you can add a few more.


Confusious say...

> >>>>>Man who run in front of car get tired.

> >>>>>Man who run behind car get exhausted.

> >>>>>Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

> >>>>>Man with one chopstick go hungry.

> >>>>>Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

> >>>>>Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

> >>>>>Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

> >>>>>Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

> >>>>>War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

> >>>>>Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

> >>>>>Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

> >>>>>It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

> >>>>>Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

> >>>>>Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

> >>>>>Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

> >>>>>Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

> >>>>>Crowded elevator smell different to midget