How do I say it?

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

RE: How do I say it?

AXA · Senior Member

Dogo wrote:

Bainaman wrote: There's this vendor guy that I deal with.....once every 3-4 months.... One time...at the end of our conversation.....the guy asks me if my co-worker had delivered her baby......I, on the rush....told him no...no yet........ The thing is.....SHE AIN'T EVEN PREGNANT!!!! He caught me off guard with the question...and I was distracted...so I answered him the first thing that came to mind..... Now...everytime he calls me......he asks me if she's delivered yet.....and I keep saying NO..... LOL It's been about a year now.... I don't know how to tell him......she was never pregnant without it being embarrasing to the both of us.... The frigging girl won't cooperate with me...and make something up.....DAMN IT!!!! -- Edited by Bainaman at 12:35, 2006-01-19 Get her pregnant! then you won't have to lie anymore!!

Marky Mark · Foro Master

HAHAHAHA I missed this the first time...

too funny!!!

Julie · Comandante

Bainaman wrote:

Julie wrote: So this time is for real ? For real ? Yeah! So now the guy is gonna think I lied to him. LOL

Ok, but you have to admit that this old guys is silly, not to say anything else. How come he could have thought that she had been pregy for the past 3 years ?

You might want to tell him and check in at the malicomio for a long term stay !

Bainaman · Foro Master

Julie wrote:

So this time is for real ? For real ?

Yeah!

So now the guy is gonna think I lied to him.

LOL

Julie · Comandante

Bainaman wrote:

HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!! Friggin' girl is pregnant! If only I could have waited a couple of more months to tell the guy.....he would have freaked out.....thinking she's been pregnant for 3 years straight!!!!

So this time is for real ? For real ?

Bainaman · Foro Master

HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!!

Friggin' girl is pregnant!

If only I could have waited a couple of more months to tell the guy.....he would have freaked out.....thinking she's been pregnant for 3 years straight!!!!

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Bainaman wrote:

TAN TA RAN!!!!!!! I TOLD HIM! He called me today.....and asked me if the girl had gone on maternity leave.......I told him she had her baby 4 years ago.......He was shocked for about 1 sec.....and then we changed the topic. That's a load of my mind.

Ay dio mio!!!! I can soo see the poor man thinking OMG!!! y yo pensando que estaba embarazada LOL....

**Good for you BAINAMAN

Bainaman · Foro Master

Julie wrote:

Bainaman wrote:
TAN TA RAN!!!!!!! I TOLD HIM! He called me today.....and asked me if the girl had gone on maternity leave.......I told him she had her baby 4 years ago.......He was shocked for about 1 sec.....and then we changed the topic. That's a load of my mind.

LMAO, I am sure you're feeling much better now

I feel about 5 lbs lighter.......

Now if I could actually lose those 5 lbs and about 20 lbs more......

Then I'D FEEL GRRRRRRRRRREAT!!!!!!!!

Julie · Comandante

Bainaman wrote:

TAN TA RAN!!!!!!! I TOLD HIM! He called me today.....and asked me if the girl had gone on maternity leave.......I told him she had her baby 4 years ago.......He was shocked for about 1 sec.....and then we changed the topic. That's a load of my mind.

LMAO, I am sure you're feeling much better now

Daeveed · Foro Master

Bainaman wrote:

TAN TA RAN!!!!!!! I TOLD HIM! He called me today.....and asked me if the girl had gone on maternity leave.......I told him she had her baby 4 years ago.......He was shocked for about 1 sec.....and then we changed the topic. That's a load of my mind.

hahahaha!!! good for you man!

Bainaman · Foro Master

TAN TA RAN!!!!!!!

I TOLD HIM!

He called me today.....and asked me if the girl had gone on maternity leave.......I told him she had her baby 4 years ago.......He was shocked for about 1 sec.....and then we changed the topic.

That's a load of my mind.

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Daeveed wrote:

Bainaman wrote: Julie wrote: Como dicen "la mala hierba nunca muere" o algo asi. Y la hierba buena la primera en quemarse Right Daeveed? Damn right!! and guess who's el primero en quemarla!!!

hahahahahahaha

todavia no me toca encontrar una hierba mala....

existe???

Daeveed · Foro Master

Bainaman wrote:

Julie wrote:
Como dicen "la mala hierba nunca muere" o algo asi.

Y la hierba buena la primera en quemarse

Right Daeveed?

Damn right!!
and guess who's el primero en quemarla!!!

Bainaman · Foro Master

Julie wrote:

Como dicen "la mala hierba nunca muere" o algo asi.

Y la hierba buena la primera en quemarse

Right Daeveed?

Julie · Comandante

Bainaman wrote:

Julie wrote: Bainaman wrote: Julie wrote: Bainaman wrote: So the guy sent the order over...... He didn't bring it himself..... I guess I can rest easy for another 4 months..... I'll keep you posted.... By then, who knows, she might actually be pregnant for real LOL Or FIRED!!! I hope for the latter! You like her that much, hein ? Is she blonde ? LOL -- Edited by Julie at 12:42, 2006-01-25 No! Guyanese........Nada de blonde..... I just really dislike her..

Y se me hace que es poco decir !

Good luck though because those ones are the last one to leave. Como dicen "la mala hierba nunca muere" o algo asi.

Bainaman · Foro Master

Julie wrote:

Bainaman wrote: Julie wrote: Bainaman wrote: So the guy sent the order over...... He didn't bring it himself..... I guess I can rest easy for another 4 months..... I'll keep you posted.... By then, who knows, she might actually be pregnant for real LOL Or FIRED!!! I hope for the latter! You like her that much, hein ? Is she blonde ? LOL -- Edited by Julie at 12:42, 2006-01-25

No!

Guyanese........Nada de blonde.....

I just really dislike her..

Julie · Comandante

Bainaman wrote:

Julie wrote: Bainaman wrote: So the guy sent the order over...... He didn't bring it himself..... I guess I can rest easy for another 4 months..... I'll keep you posted.... By then, who knows, she might actually be pregnant for real LOL Or FIRED!!! I hope for the latter!

You like her that much, hein ? Is she blonde ? LOL

-- Edited by Julie at 12:42, 2006-01-25

Bainaman · Foro Master

Julie wrote:

Bainaman wrote: So the guy sent the order over...... He didn't bring it himself..... I guess I can rest easy for another 4 months..... I'll keep you posted.... By then, who knows, she might actually be pregnant for real LOL

Or FIRED!!!

I hope for the latter!

Julie · Comandante

Bainaman wrote:

So the guy sent the order over...... He didn't bring it himself..... I guess I can rest easy for another 4 months..... I'll keep you posted....

By then, who knows, she might actually be pregnant for real LOL

Bainaman · Foro Master

So the guy sent the order over......

He didn't bring it himself.....

I guess I can rest easy for another 4 months.....

I'll keep you posted....

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Bainaman wrote:

Dogo wrote: Bainaman wrote: All great suggestions.... I have to see how it plays out. Maybe I can be mean and make it drag on and make up a wack story....we'll see. I'll keep you posted. ... Or just wait it out man! you said the dude is in his late 60's??.... He's "due" any minute too! lol! (OK, that was mean) BAD Dogo!! Holy Crap!!!

You see you ONLY got a week to find the solution

Bainaman · Foro Master

Dogo wrote:

Bainaman wrote: All great suggestions.... I have to see how it plays out. Maybe I can be mean and make it drag on and make up a wack story....we'll see. I'll keep you posted. ... Or just wait it out man! you said the dude is in his late 60's??.... He's "due" any minute too! lol! (OK, that was mean) BAD Dogo!!

Holy Crap!!!

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Dogo wrote:

Bainaman wrote: All great suggestions.... I have to see how it plays out. Maybe I can be mean and make it drag on and make up a wack story....we'll see. I'll keep you posted. ... Or just wait it out man! you said the dude is in his late 60's??.... He's "due" any minute too! lol! (OK, that was mean) BAD Dogo!!

ohhhhh ... yeah bad dogo!!

LOL!!!!

Dogo · Comandante

Bainaman wrote:

All great suggestions.... I have to see how it plays out. Maybe I can be mean and make it drag on and make up a wack story....we'll see. I'll keep you posted.

... Or just wait it out man! you said the dude is in his late 60's??.... He's "due" any minute too! lol! (OK, that was mean) BAD Dogo!!

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

GENIE wrote:

or u could say shes a serogate mother thats how she makes extra $$$ and not to ask her about the babies cuz she always cries when she gives them up!

with that BAINAMAN ... you get payback LOL!!!!

GENIE · Foro Master

Jaime Cruz wrote:

DulceGalletita wrote: If the girl is going along with it and putting you in the spot ... then do the same Here: Tell the man if he can keep a secret ... then tell him that your friend has "pseudocyesis" which is a fake pregnancy with ALL the symptoms ... and that you rather say no no and no because it was suppose to be a secret however you trust him Another good suggestion. Like DG said put her on the spot.Tell the man that she is sick and twisted. That she's pregnant all the time because she sells babies. It will make him uncomfortable and he'll most likely never ask you again

jajajjaaja i like urs and daveeds idea

or u could say shes a serogate mother thats how she makes extra $$$ and not to ask her about the babies cuz she always cries when she gives them up!

Bainaman · Foro Master

Daeveed wrote:

Option 1. Write him a song about it, and invite him to Winterfest. Option 2. Tell him the whole truth. Starting with "I have to tell you something that is pretty embarrassing for both of us...but also funny", and start telling the whole story. He's old, he's not gonna give a damn. Option 3. Make him signup for the foro and show him this thread. What kind of job are you looking for?

Option #3 it is then!!!!

LOL

Anything man......Hopefully music related in someway.......or something that can help me in an aspect of music......Location is not a problem.....anywhere my car can take me is fine...

Chale · Guru

Bainaman wrote:

I just told her straight up. "Buddy thinks you're Prego!" See.....I don't like her too much....so telling her that was easy for me.... The dude is this old man...nice guy.....I don't wanna make him feel like a dumb a$$.....you know? Oh.... BTW... She's ALWAYS on a diet!!!!

Ohhhh one of those "No thanks, Im on a diet" as she puts a handful of extra cheesy cheetos in her oversized mouth. Shame.

As for the dude:

Since he's an older man, just tell him honestly... you know what, Im sorry but she is not pregnant and I didnt tell you before b/c I didnt know how to tell you. Buddys? And then take him out for a beer

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Daeveed wrote:

Option 1. Write him a song about it, and invite him to Winterfest. Option 2. Tell him the whole truth. Starting with "I have to tell you something that is pretty embarrassing for both of us...but also funny", and start telling the whole story. He's old, he's not gonna give a damn. Option 3. Make him signup for the foro and show him this thread. What kind of job are you looking for?

Hellooo Daeveed!! LOL!!!!

Option 1 & 2 I agree with Option 3 nooooo ....

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Bainaman wrote:

yeah....she's always on a diet.... the McDonald's diet the Wendy's diet the Chinese food Diet Ok...that's mean....but honestly.....she's the type the will order a Big Mac meal with the works...but ask for the diet pepsi 'cause she's on a diet....

Si that was mean ... don't recruit her to FOROLANDIA eh!

Ahhh, I know some people that order the same ... the combo is not the same LMAO!!

Daeveed · Foro Master

Option 1. Write him a song about it, and invite him to Winterfest.

Option 2. Tell him the whole truth. Starting with "I have to tell you something that is pretty embarrassing for both of us...but also funny", and start telling the whole story. He's old, he's not gonna give a damn.

Option 3. Make him signup for the foro and show him this thread.

What kind of job are you looking for?

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Jaime Cruz wrote:

Like DG said put her on the spot.Tell the man that she is sick and twisted. That she's pregnant all the time because she sells babies. It will make him uncomfortable and he'll most likely never ask you again

Ay dio mio!!! In that case Jaime this old man will be the one LOOKING FOR A NEW JOB!

Bainaman · Foro Master

DulceGalletita wrote:

but she won't pop you said she is always on a DIET ... she won't let you feed her

yeah....she's always on a diet....

the McDonald's diet

the Wendy's diet

the Chinese food Diet

Ok...that's mean....but honestly.....she's the type the will order a Big Mac meal with the works...but ask for the diet pepsi 'cause she's on a diet....

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

DulceGalletita wrote:

If the girl is going along with it and putting you in the spot ... then do the same Here: Tell the man if he can keep a secret ... then tell him that your friend has "pseudocyesis" which is a fake pregnancy with ALL the symptoms ... and that you rather say no no and no because it was suppose to be a secret however you trust him

Another good suggestion. Like DG said put her on the spot.
Tell the man that she is sick and twisted. That she's pregnant all the time because she sells babies. It will make him uncomfortable and he'll most likely never ask you again

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Lahtina wrote:

Yeah! I agree with Dulce Galletita, could you live with yourself if you fooled a senior citizen? That's just mean. Even I wouldn't do that.

Yeah, think of him as an abuelito

Bainaman · Foro Master

Lahtina wrote:

Yeah! I agree with Dulce Galletita, could you live with yourself if you fooled a senior citizen? That's just mean. Even I wouldn't do that.

Yeah Ok!!!!!

You're the meanest person I know.......

I'm sure you're capable of much worse...

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Bainaman wrote:

DulceGalletita wrote: @BAINAMAN: you can't keep it dragging ... tell the old man to call me and I will tell him LOL!!!! But seriously you gotta tell him soon He's coming in next week! Maybe I can feed her a lot more...and make it look like she's about to pop....

See so you have a week to TELL THE TRUTH ...

OMG!!! but she won't pop you said she is always on a DIET ... she won't let you feed her

Lahtina · Foro Master

Yeah! I agree with Dulce Galletita, could you live with yourself if you fooled a senior citizen? That's just mean. Even I wouldn't do that.

Bainaman · Foro Master

DulceGalletita wrote:

@BAINAMAN: you can't keep it dragging ... tell the old man to call me and I will tell him LOL!!!! But seriously you gotta tell him soon

He's coming in next week!

Maybe I can feed her a lot more...and make it look like she's about to pop....

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Bainaman wrote:

All great suggestions.... I have to see how it plays out. Maybe I can be mean and make it drag on and make up a wack story....we'll see. I'll keep you posted.

@JAIME: but it appears that this old man is SWEET and for sure he will ask is it a boy or girl and go get a gift

@BAINAMAN: you can't keep it dragging ... tell the old man to call me and I will tell him LOL!!!! But seriously you gotta tell him soon

Bainaman · Foro Master

All great suggestions....

I have to see how it plays out.

Maybe I can be mean and make it drag on and make up a wack story....we'll see.

I'll keep you posted.

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

GENIE wrote:

Jaime Cruz wrote: I would just say yes she recently had the baby and that she is having a very hard time losing the weight she gained. If he asks why she's not on maternity leave just say she chose to come back early. OR THE DAD IS A STAY AT HOME DAD THERE ONE OF THOSE MODERN FAMLIES

Exactly.

GENIE · Foro Master

Jaime Cruz wrote:

I would just say yes she recently had the baby and that she is having a very hard time losing the weight she gained. If he asks why she's not on maternity leave just say she chose to come back early.

OR THE DAD IS A STAY AT HOME DAD THERE ONE OF THOSE MODERN FAMLIES

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

I would just say yes she recently had the baby and that she is having a very hard time losing the weight she gained. If he asks why she's not on maternity leave just say she chose to come back early.

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

QUE chula LINDA wrote:

Dogo wrote: Just tell him straight up...... "You know what? I thought she was pregnant too, but it's been like friggin 2 years and no baby...... so I think she's just a large girl, Just say this and no worries. You didn;t know, smile and get it over with. Nothing embarrasing, eh it happens.

Yeah I agree with QCL ... and to make him feel a bit better tell him you thought she was too ..

Lahtina · Foro Master

What if next time he asks, you just say... you know what? I don't even think she's pregnant!? WT hell?! It's been over a year and still no baby. Hmmmmmm.

QUE chula LINDA · Guru

Dogo wrote:

Just tell him straight up...... "You know what? I thought she was pregnant too, but it's been like friggin 2 years and no baby...... so I think she's just a large girl,

Just say this and no worries. You didn;t know, smile and get it over with. Nothing embarrasing, eh it happens.

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

GENIE wrote:

THERE U GO GOOD STUFF!! OR U COULD SAY LISTEN HALF THE TIME I DONT PAY ATTENTION TO U AND TO BE HONEST THIS WAS ONE FO THOSE TIMES SO IM SORRY BUT SHE AINT PREGGOS AND HASNT BEEN OK AND HAVE A NICE DAY TALK TO U LATER

LMAO GENIE!! In that case it wouldn't be half of the time si no ALL THE TIME ...

Bainaman · Foro Master

Chale wrote:

so then how did you tell the girl that he thought she was pregnant? I would think it would be harder to tell a girl that someone thinks she is pregnant when she's not... rather than to tell the dude that she's not really pregnant.But if I were you, just keep telling the girl that she needs to set the record straight with dude b/c people are starting to wonder when she's due. Girl needs to go on the Aktins diet or something.

I just told her straight up.

"Buddy thinks you're Prego!"

See.....I don't like her too much....so telling her that was easy for me....

The dude is this old man...nice guy.....I don't wanna make him feel like a dumb a$$.....you know?

Oh....

BTW...

She's ALWAYS on a diet!!!!