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GENIE wrote: Flaco wrote: simon should just walk down the street and start telling people how it is.. "hey fea, shave your sideburns and your goa-tee. "          OMG PPL WOULD KICK HIS ASS BUT I ALWAYS SAID A SHOW LIKE THAT WOULD MAKE LARGE MONEY LIKE PPL WALKING AND SAYING GIRL WHAT ARE U THINKING! AND GIVE THEM TIPS   yeah but it has to be gangster . like Flava Flav or someone doing it, or simon with his accent. Maybe Oprah. people would be like soo happy to see her, invite her into their homes etc, then she just goes off on them "this place is wack! no plasma no nothing. What's up with your fro girl? Where'd you get that joint hooked up? Roscoe's Chicken? What you cookin ? Empanadas? i hope you wore a hair net under your chin because you didn't shave your beard this morning!"


         OMG CAN U IMAGINE THAT!!! LMAO!! FLAVA FLAV GIVING FASHION ADVICE LOL LOL OK NI SU MAMA WOULD LISTEN THIS MAN WEARS A CLOCK AROUND HIS NECK!!! LMAO 80's


        LMAO BUT THE OPRAH ONE OMG SHES NOT THAT MEAN MAYBE MARTHA STEWART!!!


 



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simon should just walk down the street and start telling people how it is.. "hey fea, shave your sideburns and your goa-tee. "

         OMG PPL WOULD KICK HIS ASS BUT I ALWAYS SAID A SHOW LIKE THAT WOULD MAKE LARGE MONEY LIKE PPL WALKING AND SAYING GIRL WHAT ARE U THINKING! AND GIVE THEM TIPS
 




yeah but it has to be gangster . like Flava Flav or someone doing it, or simon with his accent.

Maybe Oprah. people would be like soo happy to see her, invite her into their homes etc, then she just goes off on them "this place is wack! no plasma no nothing. What's up with your fro girl? Where'd you get that joint hooked up? Roscoe's Chicken? What you cookin ? Empanadas? i hope you wore a hair net under your chin because you didn't shave your beard this morning!"



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simon should just walk down the street and start telling people how it is.. "hey fea, shave your sideburns and your goa-tee. "


         OMG PPL WOULD KICK HIS ASS BUT I ALWAYS SAID A SHOW LIKE THAT WOULD MAKE LARGE MONEY LIKE PPL WALKING AND SAYING GIRL WHAT ARE U THINKING! AND GIVE THEM TIPS


 



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simon should just walk down the street and start telling people how it is.. "hey fea, shave your sideburns and your goa-tee. "

You should patent that idea....nobody know what the next "reality" show will be.

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simon should just walk down the street and start telling people how it is..

"hey fea, shave your sideburns and your goa-tee. "

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PRECIOSA wrote: Lahtina wrote: OMG!!! I'm not a homophobic but... OMG Zachary. Mejor me quedo callada. WHY OH WHY IS HE WEARING HEELS IF HE IS A MALE...??? WOW THAT WAS WEIRD... Maybe he's a Prince fan? Pero déjate de los tacones, eso es lo de menos. LOL



HA HA HA...


FOR REAL...HE SHOULD OF BUSTED OUT "PURPLE RAIN" INSTEAD OF ELTON JOHN...WAS IT ELTON JOHN...???



-- Edited by PRECIOSA at 21:39, 2006-01-18

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Lahtina wrote: OMG!!! I'm not a homophobic but... OMG Zachary. Mejor me quedo callada. WHY OH WHY IS HE WEARING HEELS IF HE IS A MALE...??? WOW THAT WAS WEIRD...

Maybe he's a Prince fan? Pero déjate de los tacones, eso es lo de menos. LOL

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OMG!!! I'm not a homophobic but... OMG Zachary. Mejor me quedo callada.


WHY OH WHY IS HE WEARING HEELS IF HE IS A MALE...???


WOW THAT WAS WEIRD...



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What it that. I like the style from "after war" kind of thing but on a nice girl ! And she going ??????   Ok, next time I have to sign up, I might even end up winning LOL


LOLOL I didn't think she was that bad but yeah, ok. She's good for theater, not American Idol. Entrale, Julie, tienes porra! LOL


Hahahaa... I loved Simon's Nooo! for Zachary.



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Zachary is actually a guy but he dress, sound and act like a women unless when he sings. OMG


 


I think he really is an ermafrodite !



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OMG, this guy looks like a girl!!!


I think he's GAY!!!



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OMG!!! I'm not a homophobic but... OMG Zachary. Mejor me quedo callada.

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What it that. I like the style from "after war" kind of thing but on a nice girl ! And she going ??????


 


Ok, next time I have to sign up, I might even end up winning LOL



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Julie wrote: Lahtina wrote: Is anyone watching tonight? Did you just see the cowboy? Awwwwww.   What about Mario Bross in his yellow outfit, OMG  Ya, that was FLAWLESS. He named himself that!! LOL!!


OMG You're kidding! LOL The guy after him was also pathetic.


The girl that on right now isn't bad.



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Lahtina wrote: Is anyone watching tonight? Did you just see the cowboy? Awwwwww.   What about Mario Bross in his yellow outfit, OMG

 Ya, that was FLAWLESS. He named himself that!! LOL!!

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Lahtina wrote: Is anyone watching tonight? Did you just see the cowboy? Awwwwww.   What about Mario Bross in his yellow outfit, OMG

Siii!! Y lo primero que le pasa... un gallote. LOL

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Is anyone watching tonight? Did you just see the cowboy? Awwwwww.


 


What about Mario Bross in his yellow outfit, OMG



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Is anyone watching tonight? Did you just see the cowboy? Awwwwww.

  Who just saw "flawless". OMG he's so funny!!!! I would have stayed home if i were him!!

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Is anyone watching tonight? Did you just see the cowboy? Awwwwww.

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@ Genie - I think Daeveed should audition.......

Just to see what type of outfit he'd wear for the audition!!!!


You know it'd be something FUNNY!!!!




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WAIT A MIN!!!!! U ALL WATCHED IT!!!!


WTF WHEN LA PRINCESS JASMIN POSTED IT UP ALL U PPL WERE HATING OH NOW I DONT WATCH IT BLA BLA BLA!!! NOW I SEE U ALL DO !!!!


IT WAS FUNNY!! I LOVE AMERICAN IDOL


DID U SEE THAT GIRL THAT DIDNT MAKE THE BLACK GIRL IN THE FLOWERY DRESS AND SHE WAS HATING ON EVERYONE THEN SHE LOOKED LIKE A FOOL


THE BAREFOOT GUY WASNT TO BAD


THE GIRL WITH HER MOTHER CAME BACK TO SING AGAIN AND STILL SUCKED!! LMAO


I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!


HEY RICKY AND BAINA WHY DONT U GUYS GO FOR CANADIAN IDOL


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


IM JUST PLAYING!!!



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WTF with the Lady Marmelade song !!!!!


The guy dressed up as ??????????? the girl with the peluca, etc.........


and the BLONDE again, LOL well said Simon "this was the worst we had in Chicago"


 



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Who was asking about the musical merit of this show?!?!?!


YEAH!!!!


RIGHT!!!!!!!!



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That barefoot crocodile dundee guy was trying to pull a william hung original stunt...


I'm glad he made it .....for entertainment purposes....lol


If his barefeet got him to Hollywood....our own Confu had a BIG chance....hahaha



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Un saco de piel y huevo montado sobre un palo, guacala !!!!!!!!!

LMAO.. que mala! Pero tienes razón.

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Julie wrote: Ok, what about the shoeless/animal talker kid. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww such a nice song but a terrible interpretation, my ears, OMG   Is he on something ?   I can't beleive they past him to the next round -- Edited by Julie at 21:49, 2006-01-17 That guy might actually want to audition for the next zombie movie.

Un saco de piel y huevo montado sobre un palo, guacala !!!!!!!!!

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Ok, what about the shoeless/animal talker kid. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww such a nice song but a terrible interpretation, my ears, OMG   Is he on something ?   I can't beleive they past him to the next round -- Edited by Julie at 21:49, 2006-01-17

That guy might actually want to audition for the next zombie movie.

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Ok, what about the shoeless/animal talker kid.


Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww such a nice song but a terrible interpretation, my ears, OMG


 


Is he on something ?


 


I can't beleive they past him to the next round



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Bainaman wrote: OMG!!! EL PRIMO DE LADYBUG!!!! I didn't think he was that bad. Why are they letting this Ukranian girl carry on? lol


Sole Entertainment Purposes....LOL


Pobrecita.....


It kills me when they actually think they're good.....



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OMG!!! EL PRIMO DE LADYBUG!!!!


I cannot believe the guy ACTUALLY sang in Assyrian.....


What was he thinking.....???


However.....that song is one of the most romantic songs we have and it's played in every wedding......my mom sings it beautifully....



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OMG!!! EL PRIMO DE LADYBUG!!!!

I didn't think he was that bad.
Why are they letting this Ukranian girl carry on? lol





'Cause SEX SELLS!!!!!

She had stripper writen all over her.....


I'm surprised YOU couldn't pick up on it....



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OMG!!! EL PRIMO DE LADYBUG!!!!


I didn't think he was that bad.


Why are they letting this Ukranian girl carry on? lol



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OMG!!!

EL PRIMO DE LADYBUG!!!!




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Check out the daughter and the mom, OMG


 



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@ DOGO - Did you see the Mom and Daughter team???????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Reminds me of a story!!! LOL


LOL... I'mm watching!!!......... can you say BLONDE!!



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@ DOGO - Did you see the Mom and Daughter team????????


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Reminds me of a story!!!


LOL





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OMG The Crystal girl.

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Dogo wrote:

Oooooh!! I liked the sisters........ and they didn't sing that bad either!




YUMMMMY!!!!

Sisters.....






Hey....Don't forget to hook it up!!!!



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Oh, ok... it's just that this f@cken fat bastard is hogging the t.v. F#cken hate his big fat flat @ss. Oh no... I'm such a boquisucia, what a turn off.





I LOVE IT when it's passionate....



it's CUTE!!!!!




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Oooooh!! I liked the sisters........ and they didn't sing that bad either!

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@ LSC & Lahtina - It's still on ...on CTV

Oh, ok... it's just that this f@cken fat bastard is hogging the t.v. F#cken hate his big fat flat @ss. Oh no... I'm such a boquisucia, what a turn off.

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Dogo wrote: She should flash for free on the 28th for the retarded comment...

 Anything for a flash, huh!!

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@ LSC & Lahtina - It's still on ...on CTV

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Dogo wrote: She should flash for free on the 28th for the retarded comment...

jajajaja, here we go again LOL

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She should flash for free on the 28th for the retarded comment...




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are they gonna repeat it? I missed it as well...

 I hope so, cause i'm in night school!

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are they gonna repeat it? I missed it as well...

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Bainaman wrote: angelita dulce wrote: Bainaman wrote: Simon is funny!!!!! I REALLY HATE THIS SHOW!!! But Simon reminds me of me for some reason... you know..... an A$$HOLE!!!!  Who DOGO?? Is this thread directed to DOGO?? Cause if it is...............then ya he's an A$$HOLE!! Where did you learn how to read??? Couldn't be St. Nick's.....I went there....and I learned..... KE TE paso a ti???  Damn it!!  I'm trying to read and listen to my teacher as she gives her lecture!!! My BAD, i just saw the words 'reminds me' and 'A$$HOLE' and i thought of DOGO!!! SOWY!!! LOL!!!




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I missed it!

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omg it's so funny!!!


What was the bearded, hairy legs guy thinking???...and he has the nerve to say that they didnt pick him cuz of his hairy legs.


And that poor guy....the first one with the sweaty pitts.....


what was that constance in the bathroom song


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