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Hey? Where did my pics go? Man, this is beginning to feel like I'm back in good ol' Mexico.

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Born under a Taurus Sun, Penelope possesses a sunny, self-indulgent personality. Taurus is a sensual, sexy sign that loves to indulge in all of life's pleasures: good food, long naps, making love... As a result, people born under its influence can tend towards laziness, materialism and, sometimes, greed. However, Penelope is unlikely to possess many of her Sun Sign's more negative personality traits. She is truly compassionate, a real humanitarian, and her ideals and generosity spring from her emotions. With Mars, her Passion Planet, in Cancer, another Water Sign, all her actions, from her sex life to her career choices, are emotional. She is probably unable to do anything without getting involved on a personal level. She is also a doer and not just a talker. Her Sun-Mars Sextile and her Mars-Saturn Conjunction work together to lend her the strength, enthusiasm and decisiveness needed to carry out her plans. She knows how to channel her energies, and how to work with thoroughness and dedication. Penelope is more than likely to be a little bit stubborn - once Taurus comes to a decision, it cannot be swayed - but her decisions are usually well founded. She probably isn't one to engage in idle chit-chat, preferring serious discussion of the issues that are close to her heart. With her Venus, Planet of Love, in sentimental Pisces, Penelope's heart is likely to be soft and vulnerable. Love and romance are of the utmost importance to her; she is idealistic about love and tends to place her lovers on a pedestal. However, her affairs may not ultimately be very satisfying and no matter how much love she receives, she might never feel it is enough. People may interpret Penelope's restraint, innate strength and self-sufficiency to mean that she doesn't need anyone's help, but that isn't likely to be true; with so much Water in her chart, she is a well of emotion and human need. The good news is, the romanticism of her Pisces Venus and Jupiter can pair up with the emotional vulnerability of her Cancer Mars and Saturn and the sensuality of her Taurus Sun. The combination works together to push through that wall of self-defense to reveal the softer, more loving side of her personality. And judging by her charity work and by the sweet, vulnerable roles she plays onscreen, it seems that Cruz is already in touch with that side of herself. Penélope Cruz Chart

 omg.... i just realized that pene and i have the exact same b-day. she's my soulsista! way to go girl... keep breaking up marriages you heartbreaker...

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Who's next? Are CONFU and DANNY hooking up soon?

if you want to see this I've got a picture of this great phenomenon with your name on it!

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For your shrine



I had some undies like these when I was a kid:




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Lahtina wrote:  LOL... ok, any respect I had for you is long gone! Everybody has their weak points. Mine is penelope.

"Pene"lopez?

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 LOL... ok, any respect I had for you is long gone!

Everybody has their weak points. Mine is penelope.

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If you haven't got any good to say about penelope, take it to another thread.   This thread is dedicated as an altar to all things penelope. You are desecrating this shrine by your ambivalence to her beauty.   Btw, didn't she look hot at the Golden Globes the other day.


LOL... ok, any respect I had for you is long gone!


And no, I didn't catch the Golden Globes. Scurvy. Wait... I did see her pic in a worst hair-style list. I'm not kidding either.



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If you haven't got any good to say about penelope, take it to another thread.


 


This thread is dedicated as an altar to all things penelope.


You are desecrating this shrine by your ambivalence to her beauty.


 


Btw, didn't she look hot at the Golden Globes the other day.



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Dogo wrote: Lahtina wrote: Dogo wrote: Lahtina wrote: Hmmmmm me thinks neruda has become part of the circle. Hmmmm, no, tampoco la boludes Che, boludo!!! Que no entendi nada. LOL! I don't think i can translate that one...... pero es com decir: "tampoco es para tanto!" (that better?) No sera mas bien como "no me alburees", sorry, in proper Mexican LOL

Creo que más bien era como: no la chingues!

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Julie wrote: Dogo wrote: Lahtina wrote: Dogo wrote: Lahtina wrote: Hmmmmm me thinks neruda has become part of the circle. Hmmmm, no, tampoco la boludes Che, boludo!!! Que no entendi nada. LOL! I don't think i can translate that one...... pero es com decir: "tampoco es para tanto!" (that better?) No sera mas bien como "no me alburees", sorry, in proper Mexican LOL No clue, hon... lol!


Sorry, it was more for Lahtina than for you since you don't understand Mexis, LOL



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Julie wrote:


Dogo wrote: Lahtina wrote: Dogo wrote: Lahtina wrote: Hmmmmm me thinks neruda has become part of the circle. Hmmmm, no, tampoco la boludes Che, boludo!!! Que no entendi nada. LOL! I don't think i can translate that one...... pero es com decir: "tampoco es para tanto!" (that better?) No sera mas bien como "no me alburees", sorry, in proper Mexican LOL


No clue, hon... lol!



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Lahtina wrote: Dogo wrote: Lahtina wrote: Hmmmmm me thinks neruda has become part of the circle. Hmmmm, no, tampoco la boludes Che, boludo!!! Que no entendi nada. LOL! I don't think i can translate that one...... pero es com decir: "tampoco es para tanto!" (that better?)

No sera mas bien como "no me alburees", sorry, in proper Mexican LOL

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Dogo wrote: Lahtina wrote: Dogo wrote: Lahtina wrote: Hmmmmm me thinks neruda has become part of the circle. Hmmmm, no, tampoco la boludes Che, boludo!!! Que no entendi nada. LOL! I don't think i can translate that one...... pero es com decir: "tampoco es para tanto!" (that better?) Ok, that's what I thought, I just wanted to make sure. Contigo nunca se sabe.


Eeeeehh! com'on, tampoco la boludes!  (LOL)



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Dogo wrote:


Lahtina wrote: Dogo wrote: Lahtina wrote: Hmmmmm me thinks neruda has become part of the circle. Hmmmm, no, tampoco la boludes Che, boludo!!! Que no entendi nada. LOL! I don't think i can translate that one...... pero es com decir: "tampoco es para tanto!" (that better?)

Ok, that's what I thought, I just wanted to make sure. Contigo nunca se sabe.

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angelita dulce wrote: What?! Everyone is friends with NERUDA now? Yeah! They're like best of buds now. Talking about women, high fiving each other, seeing who can drink the most beer, you name it.

 OMG, what's going on with el foro lately. First we have some members missing, which i think they went and got help for their addiction! And now the guys are friends with NERUDA!!  Who's next? Are CONFU and DANNY hooking up soon?

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Lahtina wrote:


Dogo wrote: Lahtina wrote: Hmmmmm me thinks neruda has become part of the circle. Hmmmm, no, tampoco la boludes Che, boludo!!! Que no entendi nada.


LOL! I don't think i can translate that one...... pero es com decir: "tampoco es para tanto!" (that better?)



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angelita dulce wrote:


What?! Everyone is friends with NERUDA now?

Yeah! They're like best of buds now. Talking about women, high fiving each other, seeing who can drink the most beer, you name it.

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Lahtina wrote:


Dogo wrote: Lahtina wrote: Hmmmmm me thinks neruda has become part of the circle. Hmmmm, no, tampoco la boludes Che, boludo!!! Que no entendi nada.

LMAO, thank God you're back !

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Lahtina wrote: Hmmmmm me thinks neruda has become part of the circle. Hmmmm, no, tampoco la boludes

Che, boludo!!! Que no entendi nada.

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What?! Everyone is friends with NERUDA now?

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Hmmmmm me thinks neruda has become part of the circle.


Hmmmm, no, tampoco la boludes



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Hmmmmm me thinks neruda has become part of the circle.

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Lahtina wrote:


So does this mean that we're now friends with neruda? You guys are such LIKERS!


NO, it just means we have something in common...... que no es lo mismo



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Lahtina wrote:


So does this mean that we're now friends with neruda? You guys are such LIKERS!

Dicen que del odio nace el amor, LOL

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So does this mean that we're now friends with neruda?


You guys are such LIKERS!



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Born under a Taurus Sun, Penelope possesses a sunny, self-indulgent personality. Taurus is a sensual, sexy sign that loves to indulge in all of life's pleasures: good food, long naps, making love... As a result, people born under its influence can tend towards laziness, materialism and, sometimes, greed.

However, Penelope is unlikely to possess many of her Sun Sign's more negative personality traits. She is truly compassionate, a real humanitarian, and her ideals and generosity spring from her emotions.

With Mars, her Passion Planet, in Cancer, another Water Sign, all her actions, from her sex life to her career choices, are emotional. She is probably unable to do anything without getting involved on a personal level. She is also a doer and not just a talker. Her Sun-Mars Sextile and her Mars-Saturn Conjunction work together to lend her the strength, enthusiasm and decisiveness needed to carry out her plans. She knows how to channel her energies, and how to work with thoroughness and dedication.

Penelope is more than likely to be a little bit stubborn - once Taurus comes to a decision, it cannot be swayed - but her decisions are usually well founded. She probably isn't one to engage in idle chit-chat, preferring serious discussion of the issues that are close to her heart.

With her Venus, Planet of Love, in sentimental Pisces, Penelope's heart is likely to be soft and vulnerable. Love and romance are of the utmost importance to her; she is idealistic about love and tends to place her lovers on a pedestal. However, her affairs may not ultimately be very satisfying and no matter how much love she receives, she might never feel it is enough.

People may interpret Penelope's restraint, innate strength and self-sufficiency to mean that she doesn't need anyone's help, but that isn't likely to be true; with so much Water in her chart, she is a well of emotion and human need. The good news is, the romanticism of her Pisces Venus and Jupiter can pair up with the emotional vulnerability of her Cancer Mars and Saturn and the sensuality of her Taurus Sun. The combination works together to push through that wall of self-defense to reveal the softer, more loving side of her personality. And judging by her charity work and by the sweet, vulnerable roles she plays onscreen, it seems that Cruz is already in touch with that side of herself.


Penélope Cruz Chart




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I'd like to show her my lance.

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All things Penelope Cruz, eh?


Lahtinas love that Mecano song, La fuerza del destino, supposedly Penelope was the muse.



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I like to dedicate this thread to all things penelope cruz!


Thanks Bainaman. That's just the way I left her this morning.


 


I didn't know women could be knighted. Had I, I would have spent some more time at the round table.



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I don't think she's incredibly attractive, but she is incredibly sensual, great sex appeal

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McOSIRIS wrote:


Daeveed wrote: Daeveed read in some newspaper that she was made a knight. does Daeveed know who Knighted "Pene"lope...


Upon asked, Daeveed replies that she was made a Knight in the Order of Arts and Letters (Chevalier Dans L'Ordre Des Arts Et Des Lettres) in a ceremony in Paris, France.


As to exactly who knighted her...Daeveed does not know, nor does he care.



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Bainaman wrote:


She's got a cuteness to her....    


Actually she's got 2



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Daeveed wrote:


Daeveed read in some newspaper that she was made a knight.

does Daeveed know who Knighted "Pene"lope...

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She's got a cuteness to her....


 



 



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Daeveed read in some newspaper that she was made a knight.

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Thought I would swim in the shallow end for a while.


I would just like to go on record and state that penelope cruz is my dream girl.


 



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