McOSIRIS wrote:

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chica wow wrote:
Would you rather eat a rat or would you rather eat a cockroach?

I rather eat a rat
 
would you rather be skinned alive or watch an entire Richard Simmons video?

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lol
richard simmons

watch the leafs lose a game 7 for the cup,
or
get a slapshot in the nads.

Flaco wrote:

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Jaime Cruz wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: DNA ASAPWould you rather be terrible 8 hour diahrea on your first date with a new person or on your first day on a new job? diahrea do some wicked looking girl with her husband watching and rubbing your back or do some wicked looking girl, and she's got a bush of death down there (some girls don't know that they have to mow the lawn)

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I would do a wicked looking guy after I shave his bush of death (some guys don't know that they have to mow the lawn)

Would you rather eat a rat or would you rather eat a cockroach?

DulceGalletita wrote:

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Jaime Cruz wrote: Would you rather die an old virgin or die young at age 11? I would rather die an old virgin as you can still do other things for fun LOL!! If there was doubt that your child was yours. Would you just ignore that doubt and continue with life OR would you go get a DNA test asap??

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DNA ASAP

Would you rather be terrible 8 hour diahrea on your first date with a new person or on your first day on a new job?

RICKYRICARDO wrote:

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Luna Chiquitita wrote: PENIS... DEFINITELY PENIS.... 'cause i dont have one.. but i could buy one... maybe at the same place i buy my eye patches @Phanta: ya that tanga wearing midget lover introduced to her pirate hooker ways... now i'm obsessed. would you rather be paralyzed from the waist down or paralyzed from the waist up? FROM THE WAIST DOWN... WOULD YOU RATHER BECOME A MILLIONARY AND LIVE IN A MARRIAGE FROM HELL OR BE HAPPYLY MARRIED AND POOR?

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I would rather be rich and have a marriage from hell

Would you rather die an old virgin or die young at age 11?

chica wow wrote:

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Chale wrote: Luna Chiquitita wrote: This is an automatically generated message from the Viejita Fea: YOU SUCK CULO CHALE.. YOU SUCK IT BIG TIME!   .... p.s. Luna would like to say "yOU don' Knooooow ME!" awwwww que viejita mas linda! Okay Ms. Chiquitita Im sorry! just dont poke my eye out with a hot french fry annnnnnnd we continue:I would pick to be a gay porn ANYTIME over being probbed by a mooseWould you rather:choke on a piece of bread or choke on water? I would not like to choke on anything but if I must choose my death I would pick water. My turn: Would you rather eat snails or worms??

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I would rather eat snails. They have more vitamins.

Would you rather live your life Blind or deaf?

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

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This is an automatically generated message from the Viejita Fea: YOU SUCK CULO CHALE.. YOU SUCK IT BIG TIME!   .... p.s. Luna would like to say "yOU don' Knooooow ME!"

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awwwww que viejita mas linda!


Okay Ms. Chiquitita Im sorry! just dont poke my eye out with a hot french fry



annnnnnnd we continue:


I would pick to be a gay porn ANYTIME over being probbed by a moose

Would you rather:

choke on a piece of bread or choke on water?

Chale wrote:

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Jaime Cruz wrote: Would you rather be Indian or Black? Indian. I love indian culture.I would go with horns, just cuz they look scary and then I could scare people into doing stuff for me. If I had antlers people would use me as a human coat rack Be sprayed with mase... im assuming that stuff heals after a whileWould you rather be stuck in room with Luna Chiquitita or in a room full of killer red ants?!?!?

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Room with Luna. A woman over insects any day.

Would you rather star in a Gay porno or in a beastiality porno FUcKing a moose?

Jaime Cruz wrote:

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Would you rather be Indian or Black?

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Indian. I love indian culture.

I would go with horns, just cuz they look scary and then I could scare people into doing stuff for me. If I had antlers people would use me as a human coat rack

Be sprayed with mase... im assuming that stuff heals after a while



Would you rather be stuck in room with Luna Chiquitita or in a room full of killer red ants?!?!?

Chale wrote:

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Bainaman wrote:  Be a Hip Hop artist? OR Be a Rock Star? Hip hop artist... then i can go around making songs about how rich I am and how much bling bling I got, and I can say stuff like.. 'yo homie dont be jelly of the rocks that I gots! Cuz Im still, Chale from around the way'Would you rather:have someone throw a computer mouse at your heard or a computer keyboard?

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Computer mouse...maybe I can even head it and score a gooooOOOOOOL!LLL!!!! (Germany 2006 is coming).

 

Would you rather be in a giant maze, or be sprayes with "maze"??

Bainaman wrote:

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 Be a Hip Hop artist? OR Be a Rock Star?

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Hip hop artist... then i can go around making songs about how rich I am and how much bling bling I got, and I can say stuff like.. 'yo homie dont be jelly of the rocks that I gots! Cuz Im still, Chale from around the way'


Would you rather:

have someone throw a computer mouse at your heard or a computer keyboard?

toe nails ripped off - ouchie on the nipples

herpes - it can be dormant herpes

tongue - my toes hurt just from the thought of paper cuts there

would u rather bleed thru ur eyes on a monthly basis or ur anus?

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

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Would u Rather Contract Herpes or  Gonorrhea???

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Gonorrhea.

It's more shocking.

 

Would you rather get papercuts on your tongue or in between your toes?

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

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would u rather have a 1 inch penis that worked wonders but noone gave u a chance 'cause no one wants no "short short" man or would u rather have a huge shhlong but be horrrible in bed and have a bad sex re****tion?-- Edited by Luna Chiquitita at 16:15, 2006-01-13

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the bad rep one, cuz then i at least get to go around saying 'shlong' all day long.
hey you, wanna see my shlong?
I have a shlong and you dont... na na na boo boo!


Would you rather:


have your nails ripped off one by one or have your nipples ripped off one by one.

angry jealous woman.. then i could kick her ass.. a chimp would continue slapping me until i die

would you rather have loved and lost than to never have known love at all?

that's sucks culo... big time..

i'd say born w/o a vagina.. atleast i wouldn't get my monthly visitor

would u rather have a 1 inch penis that worked wonders but noone gave u a chance 'cause no one wants no "short short" man or would u rather have a huge shhlong but be horrrible in bed and have a bad sex re****tion?

-- Edited by Luna Chiquitita at 16:15, 2006-01-13

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

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would u rather eat human toe nails or animal nails?-- Edited by Luna Chiquitita at 16:06, 2006-01-13

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human toe nails... hands down.
Eating toe nails is no big deal.. i eat mine all the time


Would you rather:

be born a boy with no penis or a girl with no vagina?

1. hairs on my head.. hands down.. i'd make sure that i kept my brazilian wax appt and then settle for my hair up top.

2. stabbed in the eye... a gunshot can go thru my head and blow my brains out .. eye stab will just puncture the eye.. again.. i'll look cute in my eye patch

3. knowing what can fit in my throat and what i dont want to fit in my arse... i would have to say throat

would u rather eat human toe nails or animal nails?

-- Edited by Luna Chiquitita at 16:06, 2006-01-13

Chale wrote:

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Would you rather:try to stick your hand up your arse or try to cram your entire fist in your throat  

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OMG, these questions are not good for me ...

But I would rather my fist in my throat ... I mean your arse was not made to stick anything up caray ...

WOULD YOU RATHER LIVE WITHOUT ANY LEGS OR WITHOUT ANY ARMS??

Chale wrote:

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Luna Chiquitita wrote: would u rather have the flesh eating disease or herpes? herpes guy!geez!At least I can still have sex with myself with herpes, if Im eaten alive by a flesh eating disease my chances for having sex again are really quite slim.Okay.Would you rather:have your pubies plucked out by a tweezer or have have the hair on your head plucked out by a tweezer?

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I'd prefer to have the hair plucked from the head above my shoulders. Below would be too painful.

Would you rather get shot in the eye or stabbed in the eye?

hmm.. dog.. it would have to be dog.... i've seen the size cows are when they're born and i dont think i could handle that... whereas dogs come out little and cute.. hehe

would u rather have the flesh eating disease or herpes?

Chale wrote:

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Luna Chiquitita wrote: would u rather die of a million rat bites or die by decapitation? decapitation. Easier, faster and a lot less painful.Would you rather:extreme boiling hell-like heat or freezing ice creating harsh cold?

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umm como que hell-like scares me ...

IF YOU KNEW THAT THE BABY YOU WERE HAVING HAD DOWN SYNDROME. WOULD YOU DECIDE TO KEEP IT OR DECIDE TO HAVE AN ABORTION?

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

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hunger... if u have something to drink it may help offset the hunger would u rather be stuck in a room that smells like 100 year old elephant poo or be stuck in a pool of horse semen?

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100 year old elephant **** and just hope I can hold my breath long enough or take just minor breaths.
I'm scared that if I'm in a pool of horse semen I may accidently drown in it or have it go in my ears, nose or mouth.

Would you rather perform indian porn by FuCKing a horse or a goat?

Bainaman wrote:

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Chale wrote: Phantasma wrote: would u rather give up ur first born to adoption if u were guaranteed he would have the best of everything plus super loving parents and a guaranteed future or raise it urself as an unwed teenage mother addicted to pain killers? soooo grim!I would rather give up my baby into a loving secure family rather than raise him in that sort of undesirable life. Would you rather: Be constipated for a week or hungry for a week? Hungry! I could lose some weight right about now. Be the richest person in the world...but be utterly miserable. OR Be the poorest person in the world....but be happy.

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I'd be miserably rich. Crying in my 1000 room mansion.

Would you rather die or thirst or die of hunger?

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

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would u rather die of a million rat bites or die by decapitation?

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decapitation. Easier, faster and a lot less painful.


Would you rather:

extreme boiling hell-like heat or freezing ice creating harsh cold?