STRICTLY MATHEMATICAL VIEWPOINT...

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

RE: STRICTLY MATHEMATICAL VIEWPOINT...

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Ummmmmmm, interesting so this is my mathematical perspective:

H-O-T C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E

8+15+20 + 3+8+15+3+15+12+1+20+5 = 125%

F-O-R-O-L-A-N-D-I-A

6+15+18+15+12+1+14+4+9+1 = 95%

GRAND TOTAL OF 220%

See and then they want me to do WORK ... LMAO!!!!!

LaDyBuG · Comandante

THIS IS SOOOOOOO......

D.A.R.T

Julie · Comandante

LMAO, very good one.

I think I should put that in the board at the coffeee station @ work.

Da Drumma · Senior Member

I can't count pass eleventeen

angelita dulce · Foro Master

Ah geez, i hate MATH!! I'm come back to this tomorrow!!!

PRECIOSA · Guru

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE
than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say
they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up
100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X YZ

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that
While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull**** and Ass
kissing that will put you over the top ........

-- Edited by PRECIOSA at 23:05, 2006-01-12