LASER VAGINAL REJUVENATION® FOR THE ENHANCEMENT OF SEXUAL GRATIFICATION

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

RE: LASER VAGINAL REJUVENATION® FOR THE ENHANCEMENT OF SEXUAL GRATIFICATION

MarceloAddax · Guru

ahora saben por que todas las MONJITAS usan anteojos

por que no ven un PITO

jajajaj

salu2

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

NAH I CHANGE MY MIND I WILL GO IN BUSINESS BY MY SELF MEJOR... ILL BE 100% 4 ME..

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I copyrighted the idea sooo there

But if u need a secretary by any chance ... LOL!!

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

DulceGalletita wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote: YEAH BUT I WILL BE DOING ALL THE WORK, REMEMBER U WANT ME 2 FIND HE PERSON LoL SO IS 60% 4 ME AND 40% 4 U.. Alot of work you will do huh LOL!!!! Fine, 50-50 okis dokis ... So get working LOL!!! My payment is due in 2 weeks ...

NAH I CHANGE MY MIND I WILL GO IN BUSINESS BY MY SELF MEJOR... ILL BE 100% 4 ME..

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

YEAH BUT I WILL BE DOING ALL THE WORK, REMEMBER U WANT ME 2 FIND HE PERSON LoL SO IS 60% 4 ME AND 40% 4 U..

Alot of work you will do huh LOL!!!!

Fine, 50-50 okis dokis ...

So get working LOL!!! My payment is due in 2 weeks ...

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

DulceGalletita wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote: NO CAN'T DO, IS MORE LIKE 75% 4 ME AND 25% 4 U.. But I came up with the idea for the first time ... Ok ok ok ... how about 60% for me and 40% for you ... You also get to go around and meet the ladies that are CRAZY!!!

YEAH BUT I WILL BE DOING ALL THE WORK, REMEMBER U WANT ME 2 FIND HE PERSON LoL SO IS 60% 4 ME AND 40% 4 U..

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

NO CAN'T DO, IS MORE LIKE 75% 4 ME AND 25% 4 U..

But I came up with the idea for the first time ...

Ok ok ok ... how about 60% for me and 40% for you ... You also get to go around and meet the ladies that are CRAZY!!!

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

DulceGalletita wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: ummm nada I AGREE WITH U.. Awwwwwwww, ok so now go find out who wants to WASTE THEIR $$$ and I will do the rest so I can pay off some credit cards ... HEY I NEED 2 DO THAT 2 LoL I NEED 2 PAY MY ALSO.. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew there was a catch with you agreeing jijijiji ... Ok ok ok ... I get 75% and you 25% DEAL???

NO CAN'T DO, IS MORE LIKE 75% 4 ME AND 25% 4 U..

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

DulceGalletita wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: ummm nada I AGREE WITH U.. Awwwwwwww, ok so now go find out who wants to WASTE THEIR $$$ and I will do the rest so I can pay off some credit cards ... HEY I NEED 2 DO THAT 2 LoL I NEED 2 PAY MY ALSO..

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew there was a catch with you agreeing jijijiji ...

Ok ok ok ... I get 75% and you 25% DEAL???

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

DulceGalletita wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote: ummm nada I AGREE WITH U.. Awwwwwwww, ok so now go find out who wants to WASTE THEIR $$$ and I will do the rest so I can pay off some credit cards ...

HEY I NEED 2 DO THAT 2 LoL I NEED 2 PAY MY ALSO..

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

ummm nada I AGREE WITH U..

Awwwwwwww, ok so now go find out who wants to WASTE THEIR $$$ and I will do the rest so I can pay off some credit cards ...

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

DulceGalletita wrote:

Ok, las monjitas y los padresitos pues tendrian que ser virgenes ... @JOKER: if women really pay for this they are CRAZYYY ... Si van a gastar su $$$ asi pues que me la regalen a mi LOL!!!!! But I'm still ... Why waste your money for this ... my understanding is that you guys can't really tell anyways, just like fake orgasms exist ... I mean if you know the girl has been around then YEAH ... other then that can u?? @MC: ummm I didn't get that pic either ... did I miss something and if I did please explain and don't make it a word of the week LOL!!!!!!!!!! I'm remembering the Buenos Dias Joke about the plane LOL!!!! and how the word of the week CAGAR came about !!! KE KAGADA no entendi la pic, let me look again ... ummm nada

I AGREE WITH U..

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

McOSIRIS wrote:

CrazyBeautiful wrote: sorry...but i dont get that pic it's called "abstract art"....so you see whatever you wanna see....

Ummm my mind doesn't see ANYTHING!!!

What do others see?????

I'm just CURIOUS LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McOSIRIS · Comandante

CrazyBeautiful wrote:

sorry...but i dont get that pic

it's called "abstract art"....so you see whatever you wanna see....

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Ok, las monjitas y los padresitos pues tendrian que ser virgenes ...

@JOKER: if women really pay for this they are CRAZYYY ... Si van a gastar su $$$ asi pues que me la regalen a mi LOL!!!!!

But I'm still ...

Why waste your money for this ... my understanding is that you guys can't really tell anyways, just like fake orgasms exist ...

I mean if you know the girl has been around then YEAH ... other then that can u??

@MC: ummm I didn't get that pic either ... did I miss something and if I did please explain and don't make it a word of the week LOL!!!!!!!!!!

I'm remembering the Buenos Dias Joke about the plane LOL!!!! and how the word of the week CAGAR came about !!!

KE KAGADA no entendi la pic, let me look again ... ummm nada

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

MarceloAddax wrote:

Por 5000 Dolares podes ser Virgen lol Como esta cambiando el Campo, Mendietta --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- LASER VAGINAL REJUVENATION® FOR THE ENHANCEMENT OF SEXUAL GRATIFICATION

DO WOMAN REALLY PAY 4 THIS $HIT

CrazyBeautiful · Guru

sorry...but i dont get that pic

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Dogo · Comandante

confundida wrote:

angelita dulce wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: Yeah, girl ... but ummmm it still leaves me like Ademas, can a guy really tell if a girl is a virgen or not? Well it would be hard to believe that a 30yr old is a virgen, let alone a 20 yr old!! Y LAS MONJITAS KE???

Ya, las monjitas son virgen como vos!

RICKYRICARDO · Guru

confundida wrote:

angelita dulce wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: Yeah, girl ... but ummmm it still leaves me like Ademas, can a guy really tell if a girl is a virgen or not? Well it would be hard to believe that a 30yr old is a virgen, let alone a 20 yr old!! Y LAS MONJITAS KE???

Y los curitas que?...con las monjitas me vas a decir?..no ellos tambien son virgen...

confundida · Foro Master

angelita dulce wrote:

DulceGalletita wrote: Yeah, girl ... but ummmm it still leaves me like Ademas, can a guy really tell if a girl is a virgen or not? Well it would be hard to believe that a 30yr old is a virgen, let alone a 20 yr old!!

Y LAS MONJITAS KE???

FR35H · Senior Member

now THAT right there is crazy

-- Edited by FR35H at 20:56, 2006-01-10

angelita dulce · Foro Master

DulceGalletita wrote:

Yeah, girl ... but ummmm it still leaves me like Ademas, can a guy really tell if a girl is a virgen or not?

Well it would be hard to believe that a 30yr old is a virgen, let alone a 20 yr old!!

RICKYRICARDO · Guru

DulceGalletita wrote:

Yeah, girl ... but ummmm it still leaves me like Ademas, can a guy really tell if a girl is a virgen or not?

ESTA ES PREGUNTA PARA QUE CONTESTE EL LGIGOLO...

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

Yeah, girl ... but ummmm it still leaves me like

Ademas, can a guy really tell if a girl is a virgen or not?

angelita dulce · Foro Master

DulceGalletita wrote:

OMG!!! Iz this all true This must be expensive ... but WHY would one wanna pay for this

I guess for women who wanna feel like a virgen again!!

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

OMG!!! Iz this all true

This must be expensive ... but WHY would one wanna pay for this

angelita dulce · Foro Master

MarceloAddax · Guru

Por 5000 Dolares podes ser Virgen

lol

Como esta cambiando el Campo, Mendietta

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LASER VAGINAL REJUVENATION® FOR THE ENHANCEMENT OF SEXUAL GRATIFICATION

"EVERY SINGLE PROCEDURE HAS BEEN CONCEIVED AND DEVELOPED FROM LISTENING TO WOMEN"

LVR®/DLV® "There Is No Substitute"

LASER VAGINAL REJUVENATION® (LVR®)

Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation® (LVR®) will effectively enhance the vaginal muscle tone, strength, and control. It will effectively decrease the internal and external vaginal diameters as well as build up and strengthen the perineal body (the area immediately outside the vagina and above the anus). Sexual gratification for the female is directly related to the amount of frictional forces generated. We can accomplish this with LVR®.

"Our mission is to empower women with knowledge, choice, and alternatives." We encourage patients to participate in their healthcare and surgical design. In one of our patient surveys, women were asked; do women want to be loose or relaxed or do women want to be tight? Women answered 100% -women want to be tight. LVR® can accomplish what ever you desire.

We have learned a tremendous amount from listening to women we have treated from all 50 states and 30 countries. Women come to us because they want knowledge, choice, and alternatives. Women want their gynecologist to listen to them and provide viable solutions. Women throughout this nation and the world have told us that Kegels do not work - but no one is listening. Women who have had children want a solution to rejuvenate the vagina and achieve the best sexual experience possible. For women with no children, solutions are available through design modification to accomplish their desires.

No one wants to age or lose optimal function anywhere, and this includes the vaginal and vulvar structures: LVR® has the solution. We have found that the vaginal and vulvar issues women are self-conscious about can be solved with LVR® and DLV®.

Patients with involuntary loss of urine with coughing, sneezing, laughing, exercising, or sex can have their stress urinary incontinence corrected along with enhancement of sexual gratification with LVR®.

Vaginal Relaxation is the Loss of the Optimum Structural Architecture of the Vagina

In vaginal relaxation; the muscles are relaxed and have poor tone, strength, and control. The internal and external diameters increase. The muscles of the perineum are weak and poorly supported. Under these circumstances, the vagina is no longer at its optimum physiological state. As a result, the sensual side of sexual gratification is diminished. LVR® was designed to enhance sexual gratification for women who for whatever reason lack an overall optimum architectural integrity of the vagina.

Women throughout the world have told us that they want to be" like 16 years old, 18 years old, or as if they never had children." LVR® is the answer.

DESIGNER LASER VAGINOPLASTY®

Designer Laser Vaginoplasty® (DLV®) is the aesthetic laser surgical enhancement of the vulvar structures (labia minora, labia majora, mons pubis, perineum, introitus). Although our experience and techniques provide us the ability to design most anything that one can desire, our most common DLV® procedures are as follows:
DLV® -Laser Reduction Labioplasty (of the labia minora) can sculpture the elongated or unequal labia minora (small inner lips) according to ones specification. Most women tell us that they do not want the small inner lips to project beyond the large outer lips. Many women bring us magazines such as Playboy and say that they want to look like this. With DLV® -laser reduction labioplasty, we can accomplish the desires of the woman.

DLV® -Reduction of Excess prepuce (excess skin along the sides of the clitoris) Women tell us that they want the skin to drape neatly over the clitoris. The reduction of the excess prepuce provides the desired aesthetic enhancement of the clitoral skin. The majority of women having laser reduction labioplasty need the reduction of excess prepuce for a complete aesthetic result

DLV® -Laser Reduction Labioplasty with combined reduction of the thickness of the labia minora. Some women note that due to childbirth, aging, or genetics the labia minora are too wide or thick. .A combined reduction of the labia minora along with the thickness, can be accomplished with DLV® -laser reduction labioplasty and provide the desired aesthetic look.

DLV® -Removal of the hyperpigmented ends of the labia minora thorough DLV® -laser reduction labioplasty this can be accomplished. Some women do not like the hyperpigmented ends of the labia minora. They desire to have a uniform coloration throughout.

DLV® -Laser Reduction Labioplasty® of the labia majora (large outer lips). The large protruding or sagging labia majora can be aesthetically sculptured by one of three DLV® - laser methods to produce an aesthetically pleasing result. This sagging process can result from childbirth weight gain/weight loss or aging. Our DLV® -laser reduction labioplasty will restore that youthful look and feel.

DLV® -Laser Perineoplasty can rejuvenate the relaxed or aging vulvar introitus (vaginal opening), labia minora, labia majora and perineum (area immediately outside the vagina and above the anus) to provide that youthful, aesthetic look and feel of the vulvar structures.

DLV® -Our Laser Labioplasty techniques can also be used to reconstruct conditions that are due to the aging process, vulvar trauma/injury, or childbirth trauma.

DLV® -Augmentation Labioplasty of the labia majora via autologus fat transfer (your own fat). Some women feel that the labia majora are too flat or small and they want them augmented or enhanced according to their specifications. This can be done by removing as small amount of fat via liposculpturing from a particular area such as the abdomen, hips, or thighs. The fat is then processed and a small amount is injected into the fat of the labia majora. This provides a beautiful and natural enhancement of the labia majora.

DLV® -Vulvar Liposculpturing can completely remove the unsightly fatty bulges of the mons pubis (pubic area) and labia majora. The fatty accumulations in these structures produce clothing and undergarment, and bathing suit irregularity and buldges. In some cases it can prevent women from wearing clothing of their choice. DLV® -Vulvar liposculpturing will aesthetically enhance, reduce and define the structures.

DLV® -Combination of LVR® and LVR®: All of the DLV® procedures can be performed in combination with LVR®.

DLV® -Overall the laser procedures can provide youthful and aesthetically appealing vulva structures (labia majora, labia minora, introitus, perineum and mons pubis).

COMBINATION OF LVR® AND OR DLV® WITH OTHER COSMETIC SURGICAL PROCEDURES

Our surgical team of board certified cosmetic gynecologic surgeons, and board certified plastic and reconstructive surgeons can combine LVR® and DLV® with most cosmetic surgical procedures. The most popular combination cosmetic surgical procedures are as follows:
LVR® / DLV® combined with liposculpturing. (Note: Dr. Matlock has been performing liposculpturing for over 17 years and he has sculptured the bodies of over 4,000 patients.

LVR® / DLV® combined with breast augmentation.

LVR® / DLV® combined with breast reduction.

LVR® / DLV® combined with tummy tuck.

LVR® / DLV® combined with rhinoplasty (nose surgery)

LVR® / DLV® combined with eyelid surgery

LVR® / DLV® combined with face lift surgery

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