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DONT LAUGH BUT IM NOT ALLOWED TO KEEP ANYTHING IN THE CAR!!! ITS NOT FULLY MINE SO UNTILL THEN JIMMY MUST REMAIN WOMEN FREE!!! LOLOLLOL


BUT I DO HAVE DUMBBELLS CUZ I JUST DO OK!! AND SHOES LOL THE ONLY THING IM ALLOWED IN THERE AND OUR MEXICAN TALKING MOUSE! THANKS LADYBUG HES WANTS CHEEEESSSE AND HE DONT LIKE NO STINKIN CATS!!! LMAO!! CUZ HES GOT A MUCHO MUSTACHO SO THAT MAKES HIM A MUCHO MUCHACHO!!



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torontotrucho wrote:  BAinaman, from now on have paper bags handy and as soon as you get condoms put them in, and have some more for the empty envelopes as well. In the heat of the moment we forget to get rid of them, we always remember to get rid of the used condom cause we are all relaxed and calm after the action, jijiji. As I can see, experience is speaking, LOL I am just picturing those parper bags all around, now it would always come to my mind when I'll see some in somebody's car

 YEs Julie, plastic bags are kind of translucent and sometimes people can have superman vision, unless the plastic bag is one of those from the XXX stores ,jijiji; but again, some people know that already.  Paper bags are the best

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Dogo wrote: Bainaman wrote: angelita dulce wrote: Bainaman wrote: Dogo wrote:  Did you at least get to use the condoms?! lol!   They were for "a friend".   (PM me.....I'll tell you about it.....You know.....my sibs are all in this damn foro now...............[note to self: gotta find a new forum to hang out in]...) Noooo, you can't leave us. What will be of DOGO if you leave. He'll be destroyed!! It's your fault for recruiting your family.   You know what the funny thing is.... I didn't recruit ANY of them.....   YOU GUYS recruited them at some point or other.... Don't matter..... I'm still the coolest for being the first!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh remember the days when the night crew was just you, me, chale, el rep and one or two more? ahhh... those were the days.......... and then Angelita showed up   YOU KNOW!!!! I never thought about it.....but you're RIGHT!!!!!!!!!   Ever since Angelita vowed to NEVER join the night crew......and then SHE DID!!!!......It was the end of the good foro days!  

 SAME THING GOES TO YOU!! YOU KNOW IT'S NOT THE SAME WITHOUT ME!!! ADMIT IT!!!

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Bainaman wrote: angelita dulce wrote: Bainaman wrote: Dogo wrote:  Did you at least get to use the condoms?! lol!   They were for "a friend".   (PM me.....I'll tell you about it.....You know.....my sibs are all in this damn foro now...............[note to self: gotta find a new forum to hang out in]...) Noooo, you can't leave us. What will be of DOGO if you leave. He'll be destroyed!! It's your fault for recruiting your family.   You know what the funny thing is.... I didn't recruit ANY of them.....   YOU GUYS recruited them at some point or other.... Don't matter..... I'm still the coolest for being the first!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh remember the days when the night crew was just you, me, chale, el rep and one or two more? ahhh... those were the days.......... and then Angelita showed up


..............I KNOW YOU LOVE IT WHEN I SIGN IN AT NIGHT!! COME ON ADMIT IT!! YOU KNOW IT'S NOT THAT SAME WITHOU ME!!  YOU LOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEE MEEEEEEEE!!!!!


 


 



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Dogo wrote: Bainaman wrote: angelita dulce wrote: Bainaman wrote: Dogo wrote:  Did you at least get to use the condoms?! lol!   They were for "a friend".   (PM me.....I'll tell you about it.....You know.....my sibs are all in this damn foro now...............[note to self: gotta find a new forum to hang out in]...) Noooo, you can't leave us. What will be of DOGO if you leave. He'll be destroyed!! It's your fault for recruiting your family.   You know what the funny thing is.... I didn't recruit ANY of them.....   YOU GUYS recruited them at some point or other.... Don't matter..... I'm still the coolest for being the first!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh remember the days when the night crew was just you, me, chale, el rep and one or two more? ahhh... those were the days.......... and then Angelita showed up   YOU KNOW!!!! I never thought about it.....but you're RIGHT!!!!!!!!!   Ever since Angelita vowed to NEVER join the night crew......and then SHE DID!!!!......It was the end of the good foro days!  

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Bainaman wrote: angelita dulce wrote: Bainaman wrote: Dogo wrote:  Did you at least get to use the condoms?! lol!   They were for "a friend".   (PM me.....I'll tell you about it.....You know.....my sibs are all in this damn foro now...............[note to self: gotta find a new forum to hang out in]...) Noooo, you can't leave us. What will be of DOGO if you leave. He'll be destroyed!! It's your fault for recruiting your family.   You know what the funny thing is.... I didn't recruit ANY of them.....   YOU GUYS recruited them at some point or other.... Don't matter..... I'm still the coolest for being the first!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh remember the days when the night crew was just you, me, chale, el rep and one or two more? ahhh... those were the days.......... and then Angelita showed up


 


YOU KNOW!!!!


I never thought about it.....but you're RIGHT!!!!!!!!!


 


Ever since Angelita vowed to NEVER join the night crew......and then SHE DID!!!!......It was the end of the good foro days!


 



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angelita dulce wrote: Bainaman wrote: Dogo wrote:  Did you at least get to use the condoms?! lol!   They were for "a friend".   (PM me.....I'll tell you about it.....You know.....my sibs are all in this damn foro now...............[note to self: gotta find a new forum to hang out in]...) Noooo, you can't leave us. What will be of DOGO if you leave. He'll be destroyed!! It's your fault for recruiting your family.   You know what the funny thing is.... I didn't recruit ANY of them.....   YOU GUYS recruited them at some point or other.... Don't matter..... I'm still the coolest for being the first!!!!!!


Ahhhhhhhhhh remember the days when the night crew was just you, me, chale, el rep and one or two more? ahhh... those were the days.......... and then Angelita showed up



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Dogo wrote:  Did you at least get to use the condoms?! lol!   They were for "a friend".   (PM me.....I'll tell you about it.....You know.....my sibs are all in this damn foro now...............[note to self: gotta find a new forum to hang out in]...)

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angelita dulce wrote:


Bainaman wrote: Dogo wrote:  Did you at least get to use the condoms?! lol!   They were for "a friend".   (PM me.....I'll tell you about it.....You know.....my sibs are all in this damn foro now...............[note to self: gotta find a new forum to hang out in]...) Noooo, you can't leave us. What will be of DOGO if you leave. He'll be destroyed!! It's your fault for recruiting your family.


 


You know what the funny thing is....


I didn't recruit ANY of them.....


 


YOU GUYS recruited them at some point or other....


Don't matter.....


I'm still the coolest for being the first!!!!!!




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Bainaman wrote:


Dogo wrote:  Did you at least get to use the condoms?! lol!   They were for "a friend".   (PM me.....I'll tell you about it.....You know.....my sibs are all in this damn foro now...............[note to self: gotta find a new forum to hang out in]...)

Noooo, you can't leave us. What will be of DOGO if you leave. He'll be destroyed!! It's your fault for recruiting your family.

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 Did you at least get to use the condoms?! lol!


 


They were for "a friend".


 


(PM me.....I'll tell you about it.....You know.....my sibs are all in this damn foro now...............[note to self: gotta find a new forum to hang out in]...)



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 BAinaman, from now on have paper bags handy and as soon as you get condoms put them in, and have some more for the empty envelopes as well. In the heat of the moment we forget to get rid of them, we always remember to get rid of the used condom cause we are all relaxed and calm after the action, jijiji.


As I can see, experience is speaking, LOL


I am just picturing those parper bags all around, now it would always come to my mind when I'll see some in somebody's car



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torontotrucho wrote:   The worst thing is when you forget to get rid off an open condom envelope in the car, and one of your parents gets in there and you find it a day later.  Make sure you put than one in a paper bag as soon as you open it, jijiji   I have a funny story about this.....   I was just getting home....but stopped at the gas station that was about a 1 minute drive from my house...........I got out...pumped some gas, paid.....and when I went back to the car.....I realized I had locked my keys in the car.......To make things worse....I didn't have my jacket on.....locked in the car aswell...........No prob right....you'd think I'd call my parents to come give me the spare key.........right?!!?  One problem......A BRAND NEW SPANKING BOX OF CONDOMS ON THE DASH BOARD IN PLAIN VIEW!!!! I had to walk home......that one minute drive to me 30 mins running.....WITH NO JACKET in the winter.....had to sneak in my parents room....to snag the spare key..... What a night.....


Did you at least get to use the condoms?! lol!



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 BAinaman, from now on have paper bags handy and as soon as you get condoms put them in, and have some more for the empty envelopes as well. In the heat of the moment we forget to get rid of them, we always remember to get rid of the used condom cause we are all relaxed and calm after the action, jijiji.

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NO EL REP...SHE IS ONE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS FROM BACK IN THE DAY... HOWEVER...GITANA KNOWS WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT...WE ALL WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHER...


LMAO!!!


YOU FORGOT TO MENTION HER SOCKS.... THAT GIRL HAD EVERYTHING IN THERE.... FROM HER SCHOOL BOOKS TO HER BLANKET....


LMAO!!!



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  The worst thing is when you forget to get rid off an open condom envelope in the car, and one of your parents gets in there and you find it a day later.  Make sure you put than one in a paper bag as soon as you open it, jijiji


 


I have a funny story about this.....


 


I was just getting home....but stopped at the gas station that was about a 1 minute drive from my house...........I got out...pumped some gas, paid.....and when I went back to the car.....I realized I had locked my keys in the car.......To make things worse....I didn't have my jacket on.....locked in the car aswell...........No prob right....you'd think I'd call my parents to come give me the spare key.........right?!!?  One problem......A BRAND NEW SPANKING BOX OF CONDOMS ON THE DASH BOARD IN PLAIN VIEW!!!!


I had to walk home......that one minute drive to me 30 mins running.....WITH NO JACKET in the winter.....had to sneak in my parents room....to snag the spare key.....


What a night.....




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PRECIOSA wrote: LOW AND BEHOLD THERE WAS 65 CENTS OF CHANGE AND ALSO A RED "TANGA" (I AM SERIOUS SHE HAD HER PANTIES THERE LAYING OUT LIKE IT WAS TAKING A BREATHER...) This Is Funny . . . Do We Know This Person ?


NO EL REP...SHE IS ONE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS FROM BACK IN THE DAY...


HOWEVER...GITANA KNOWS WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT...WE ALL WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHER...



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  The worst thing is when you forget to get rid off an open condom envelope in the car, and one of your parents gets in there and you find it a day later.  Make sure you put than one in a paper bag as soon as you open it, jijiji

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LOW AND BEHOLD THERE WAS 65 CENTS OF CHANGE AND ALSO A RED "TANGA" (I AM SERIOUS SHE HAD HER PANTIES THERE LAYING OUT LIKE IT WAS TAKING A BREATHER...)


This Is Funny . . . Do We Know This Person ?



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that's sweet a red tanga..i love that.
it doesnt' sound too hygenic, especially hangin around her change, and some herpes, and a pack of gum, but to each their own. lol.

my suv has everything i need, water bottles in the back, and a blanket. that's it.

if i ever find a tanga , I'm really going to wonder where it came from lol...



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Julie wrote: Out of the ordinary like the red tanga, no but 3 magalites (why 3, ok 1 was mine and I forgot it ), news papers from the past few months, change of clothes and shoes, numerous pairs of sunglasses (of course the owner is always wandering where they are), important papers, Kennel, etc...   Aclarando : it is not my car, I don't have one !-- Edited by Julie at 12:49, 2006-01-09 that car sounds familiar


Man, do have a Kennel T6 in your car ? I just can't figure out how you made it fit  

-- Edited by Julie at 12:57, 2006-01-09

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Julie wrote:

Out of the ordinary like the red tanga, no but
3 magalites (why 3, ok 1 was mine and I forgot it ), news papers from the past few months, change of clothes and shoes, numerous pairs of sunglasses (of course the owner is always wandering where they are), important papers, Kennel, etc...
 
Aclarando : it is not my car, I don't have one !-- Edited by Julie at 12:49, 2006-01-09




that car sounds familiar

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Do dead people count?  'Cause I swear Chale's driving around a dead midget in her car.  I was sitting in her car the other day and there was this little man in the back seat and I said "Chale, who dat?" and she said "Oh that's my Mexican lover pepe, don't pay attention to him". But in all seriousness, Chale's driving around with Tim Horton's in her backseat!!


BTW, Pepe says 'whaddup gurl'.  He says not to be freaked out next time, to just relax your mind and let your senses guide you. 

Yah mang, I have EVERYTHING in my car, and I mean everything!
I have lots and lotsa garbage, like cups, bags, wrappers, change, clothing, shoes, makeup, a battery, my evil pink pimp hat, Pepe, bottles, papers, cables etc. etc.

I practically live in my Marsh, so I gotta carry everything around.



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My car is 6 years old and it's like a piggy bank on wheels. I constantly lose change in my car, and I must have about $100 in coins. The problem is it goes into an abyss. Once it falls I have no idea where it lands.


Asides from change in my car I've also sound an ex girlfriends earing in my backseat. Ahh the sumeer is 2000



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Out of the ordinary like the red tanga, no but


3 magalites (why 3, ok 1 was mine and I forgot it ), news papers from the past few months, change of clothes and shoes, numerous pairs of sunglasses (of course the owner is always wandering where they are), important papers, Kennel, etc...


 


Aclarando : it is not my car, I don't have one !



-- Edited by Julie at 12:49, 2006-01-09

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Do dead people count?  'Cause I swear Chale's driving around a dead midget in her car.  I was sitting in her car the other day and there was this little man in the back seat and I said "Chale, who dat?" and she said "Oh that's my Mexican lover pepe, don't pay attention to him".


But in all seriousness, Chale's driving around with Tim Horton's in her backseat!!



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LMAO-red tanga



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I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU FOROSTERS...!!!


I HAVE NOTICED FOR AWHILE NOW THAT PEOPLE LIVE IN THEIR CARS...MEANING PEOPLE HAVE ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING LAYING WIDE OPEN IN THE BACK SEAT OF THEIR VEHICLE...


JUST THE OTHER DAY I AM CRUSING WITH A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND I LEAN OVER TO THE CUP HOLDER SECTION TO GET SOME CHANGE OUT...LOW AND BEHOLD THERE WAS 65 CENTS OF CHANGE AND ALSO A RED "TANGA" (I AM SERIOUS SHE HAD HER PANTIES THERE LAYING OUT LIKE IT WAS TAKING A BREATHER...)


I ASKED HER WHY IN HELL DO YOU HAVE THOSE THERE...???


SHE SAID THAT SHE WAS IN SUCH A RUSH THAT MORNING AND FORGOT TO PUT THEM ON...


NOW...HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED ANYTHING LIKE THAT...???


ANYTHING LAYING AROUND IN A CAR...OUT OF THE ORDINARY...???


MAYBE EVEN TWO FINGERS...



-- Edited by PRECIOSA at 12:42, 2006-01-09

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