confundida wrote: SORI AH BUT THE BEST PIK UP LINE IS KE TE......
Well I was told that the best pick up line is...(cantando)..."Yo tengo la camisa negra...y abajo tengo el difunto.....PA ENTERRARTELO CUANDO QUIERAS MAMI..."...I dont know...tha's what I was told...
PS...and the answer is NO...to have I used before?...I dont use pick up lines...
Anyways is that how the song goes?..I hope I got it right...I got the beat in my head...I got to go to my car and listen to it again...BRB
"HAVEN'T I SEEN YOU SOME PLACE BEFORE...???" (YOU PROBABLY THINK OK THAT'S A LAME PICK UP LINE) BUT WHAT WAS SO FUNNY WAS WHEN MY FRIEND RESPONDED BY SAYING "YES...THAT'S WHY I DON'T GO THERE ANYMORE" I'M STILL LAUGHING TO THIS DAY...
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Is this the night shift??? , I had a bad dream I had a dream that I was Foroing at 4:30am aaahhhh crap, it is true Damm you all... and Ponches is also responsible for me being here...at this hour of the morning....losing my beauty sleep. I still say this is a conspiracy no, no... its a cult!!! ahhhhhhhh But Night shift still rules best....
I HAD THE NIGHTMARE...OOOPS....I MEAN DREAM.....
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Damm you all... and Ponches is also responsible for me being here...at this hour of the morning....losing my beauty sleep. I still say this is a conspiracy
no, no... its a cult!!! ahhhhhhhh
But Night shift still rules best....
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Ponches wrote: This is the first time I see ppl at this time of the night in foro. Night shift RULES!!! @ Lady - I'm still confused OK THAT MY JOB!!!! SO KE TE!!!!
confundida wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: confundida wrote: SORI AH BUT THE BEST PIK UP LINE IS KE TE...... HAHAHAHAHA HOW?? PLEASE GIVE US AN EXAMPLE CONVERSATION OF HOW THE FIRST TIME FLIRTING WOULD GO......LOL FOR EXAMPLE : KE TE PASHA PONCHE PORKE NO PUDISTE DORMIR, KE TE PIKO ALGO??? CONFU.....YOU TRYING TO PICK UP PONCHES DOES BAINA KNOW??? BETTER YET.......WAIT TILL LA CHIKKIS WAKES UP....LOL
KE TE.........IMAGINAS LO KE ME PUEDES HACER LA CHIKKIS... ME MATTA!!!
HELL NO!!! NO OFFENCE BUT........I WAS ONLY GIVING AN EXAMPLE......
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LaDyBuG wrote: confundida wrote: SORI AH BUT THE BEST PIK UP LINE IS KE TE...... HAHAHAHAHA HOW?? PLEASE GIVE US AN EXAMPLE CONVERSATION OF HOW THE FIRST TIME FLIRTING WOULD GO......LOL FOR EXAMPLE : KE TE PASHA PONCHE PORKE NO PUDISTE DORMIR, KE TE PIKO ALGO???
CONFU.....YOU TRYING TO PICK UP PONCHES
DOES BAINA KNOW???
BETTER YET.......WAIT TILL LA CHIKKIS WAKES UP....LOL
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Ponches wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: Ponches wrote: Pick line don't work... It's about how ugly the guy is. Ugly guys = Home alone Cute guys = Booooyakaa!!! LOL ITS "BOOOOYAKAASHAAAN" PLS REFER TO THE ALI G THREAD...THANKS! AND WHERE WERE YOU ALL MORNING??? I was sleeping like an angel... but I kept waking up... I felt like ppl were talking about me! IMAGINACIONES TUYAS....LOL AKI NO PASO NA' AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT....I'D RATHER TAKE A BURRO THAN GET IN A CAR WITH YOU..... DO U FEEL CONFUSED? LOL NEXT TIME GET UP AND FORO DURING THE DAY..... IF I CAN SACRIFICE SLEEP, SO CAN YOU....
NO NO NO WE NEED TO RECURIT FOR THE NITE SHIFT!!! PPPFFFTTTT!!! DOESNT DAY SHIFT HAVE ENUFF PPL AND NONE OF THEM SAY NADA..... AT LEAST THE NITE SHIFT POSTS.......
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LaDyBuG wrote: Ponches wrote: Pick line don't work... It's about how ugly the guy is. Ugly guys = Home alone Cute guys = Booooyakaa!!! LOL ITS "BOOOOYAKAASHAAAN" PLS REFER TO THE ALI G THREAD...THANKS! AND WHERE WERE YOU ALL MORNING??? I was sleeping like an angel... but I kept waking up... I felt like ppl were talking about me!
IMAGINACIONES TUYAS....LOL
AKI NO PASO NA'
AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT....I'D RATHER TAKE A BURRO THAN GET IN A CAR WITH YOU.....
DO U FEEL CONFUSED? LOL
NEXT TIME GET UP AND FORO DURING THE DAY.....
IF I CAN SACRIFICE SLEEP, SO CAN YOU....
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confundida wrote: SORI AH BUT THE BEST PIK UP LINE IS KE TE...... HAHAHAHAHA HOW?? PLEASE GIVE US AN EXAMPLE CONVERSATION OF HOW THE FIRST TIME FLIRTING WOULD GO......LOL
FOR EXAMPLE : KE TE PASHA PONCHE PORKE NO PUDISTE DORMIR, KE TE PIKO ALGO???
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Ponches wrote: Pick line don't work... It's about how ugly the guy is. Ugly guys = Home alone Cute guys = Booooyakaa!!! LOL ITS "BOOOOYAKAASHAAAN" PLS REFER TO THE ALI G THREAD...THANKS! AND WHERE WERE YOU ALL MORNING???
I was sleeping like an angel... but I kept waking up... I felt like ppl were talking about me!
As you can see Lamparoso, there is no such thing as a Best Pick Up line. So if you were trying to get some ideas for next time, don't, just be yourself
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ONE GUY BACK IN THE DAY CAME UP TO ME ONCE AND SAYS "CAN I SEE THE TAG IN THE BACK OF YOUR SHIRT"...SO GRADUALLY I SHOW HIM...HE THEN SAYS "DAMN...MADE IN HEAVEN"
BUT THE ULTAMATE LINE WAS THIS DUDE ONE DAY WAS TRYING TO GET MY FRIENDS ATTENTION SO BAD...AND FINALLY HE APPROACHES HER AND SAYS "HAVEN'T I SEEN YOU SOME PLACE BEFORE...???" (YOU PROBABLY THINK OK THAT'S A LAME PICK UP LINE) BUT WHAT WAS SO FUNNY WAS WHEN MY FRIEND RESPONDED BY SAYING "YES...THAT'S WHY I DON'T GO THERE ANYMORE"