LGigolo wrote: " D.A.R.T.!!! (just because... read it before somewhere ELSE!) LOL LOL yes, it's true! Wasn't it LB the one who posted it last time too?
I really dont remember if it was me last time.....but I think it's LEGAL to DART yourself....LOL......no?
I'm glad at least 2 other people found it funny this time around.....
Long Live the DART!!!!!
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LaDyBuG wrote: A train hits a busload of Catholic schoolgirls and they all die. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates, and St. Peter asks the first girl, Wait you mean to tell me that i forgot to tell you guys this joke!!!!!!!!:furious: OOh well sorry !!!!!!
Where you gonna stand up for this one too?
LOL
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A train hits a busload of Catholic schoolgirls and they all die. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates, and St. Peter asks the first girl,
Wait you mean to tell me that i forgot to tell you guys this joke!!!!!!!! OOh well sorry !!!!!!
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NADIE ES HONESTO EN ESTE MUNDO!! Y NO MIENTAS PORQUE HASTA TU HAS MENTIDO ...
A train hits a busload of Catholic schoolgirls and they all die. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates, and St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer, have youever had any contact with a male organ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Samantha sticks her arse in it."
D.A.R.T.!!!
(just because... read it before somewhere ELSE!) LOL
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Not everything I post or say on foro are necesarily true facts. <- THAT is a fact! :blankstare:
A train hits a busload of Catholic schoolgirls and they all die. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates, and St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer, have youever had any contact with a male organ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Samantha sticks her arse in it."
A train hits a busload of Catholic schoolgirls and they all die.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates, and St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls.
One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Samantha sticks her arse in it."
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"To be a good Promoter you must have the heart of a Gambler and the mind of a Computer"
OOh well sorry !!!!!! 
LoL
