Confesiones wrote: cum, come, comer....co....er... correr....same idea. you said 'cum' LMAO!WOW!!!!! The first one was HILARIOUS!!!!Cuz you know, hugging a male co-worker can sometimes lead to an accidental hand on the crotch, which will most often than not lead to a hand job. But on a brighter note, at least the closeted skankaholic was truely concerned for the cleanliness of her office and so decided to be a trooper and slurp it all up. She's such a trooper that one!Kudos to her!!!
WOW!!!!! The first one was HILARIOUS!!!! Cuz you know, hugging a male co-worker can sometimes lead to an accidental hand on the crotch, which will most often than not lead to a hand job. But on a brighter note, at least the closeted skankaholic was truely concerned for the cleanliness of her office and so decided to be a trooper and slurp it all up. She's such a trooper that one! Kudos to her!!!
I've been with my guy for almost eight years. He wants sex way more often than I do, but I don't want it because I'm not attracted to his 80-pounds-overweight body. The one time I gently broke it to him why my libido was low, he acted really hurt and didn't sleep with me for a few weeks. He didn't go on a diet either. I can tell he feels occasionally guilty by the way he orders diet soda to go with his greasy fast food.
I've tried convincing him that I want him to be "healthy" so he'll feel better and live longer, tried cooking healthy food at home, tried getting him interested in exercising several different ways. It's not working. This isn't vanity weight, he is clinically obese.
The next time he chides me for having no sex drive or not initiating sex enough, do I tell him bluntly?
Wanting A Hot Husband
Women! You're all alike! You judge men on our bodies alone! You see us as these pieces of meat that exist only to turn you on. I mean, take WAHH here. Did she fall in love with the person who is her husband, or did she fall in love with a body? Does she love him for what's on the inside or what he is on the outside?
You know, WAHH, it's women like you that drive men and boys to stick their fingers down their throats. In malls all over America you can see teenage boys who are literally starving themselves to death—walking skeletons!—because of attitudes like yours. Having their looks constantly and critically assessed by females causes young boys to confuse their self-worth with their waist sizes! For SHAME!
About a year ago I moved abroad to be with my boyfriend. Now we don't have sex anymore! I confronted my partner about this and he admitted he is having impotency issues. He is 35 and drinks and smokes a lot and has a stressful job, and I think these are the reasons for our lackluster love life. How serious is this? I don't think I can survive without sex. He is eight years older than me and claims that sex is no longer important to him. Does he not love me anymore? Between A Rock And An Unhard Place How serious is this problem? Deadly serious, I should think, since you say you "can't survive" without sex and he's apparently not willing to make any effort or changes (drinking and smoking "a lot" can impede a man's ability to get it up), just excuses. Does he not love you anymore? Dunno, BARAAUP, but he clearly doesn't love you enough to take your unhappiness at the current state of your love life seriously. DTMFA.
I'm a 23-year-old straight male. Due to a rare autoimmune attack three years ago, I have been indefinitely confined to a wheelchair, paralyzed from the waist down. I was never sexually active before the attack, so now I'm left to face my sexual future from a significantly altered perspective. The important thing to remember is that I can still engage in sex. I can't speak for all men that use wheelchairs, but I think a common misconception that many people have is that we automatically can't have sex. I have always been very healthy and, aside from being in a chair, I still am. I would like to pursue physical relationships with women, but how do I let them know I can still perform without just coming out and saying it? "Hey, nice to meet you. I can still have sex, by the way. So, read anything interesting lately?" There's no casual way of approaching the subject. Perhaps I should just bypass the tentative and the apprehensive altogether. Are there any wheelchair fetishists out there I should know about?
Have A New Desire Inside Can Anyone Please Perform Erotic Deeds?
So how do you let a woman know you're ready, willing, and able to bone her brains out? "The most important thing is to see yourself as a sexual being and put out that vibe when you are in the kind of places where you might meet someone," says KSO. "All those things people do, like making eye contact and smiling (sensuously, mysteriously, impishly), get the message across (staring at breasts doesn't usually get the desired effect). A comment like 'I can do anything in this chair except climb stairs,' can also be useful. It might be a good idea to take someone on a first date to see Murderball," a film about athletes in wheelchairs, "as it has some fairly frank discussions about sex. It may not be in theaters much longer, but you'll be able to rent it soon!"
As for wheelchair fetishists, HANDICAPPED, they're out there and KSO has some good news for you: "They tend to be straight women looking for guys who use wheelchairs." Straight women—they're just a bunch of kinky, sex-crazed freaks, huh?
About a year ago I moved abroad to be with my boyfriend. Now we don't have sex anymore! I confronted my partner about this and he admitted he is having impotency issues. He is 35 and drinks and smokes a lot and has a stressful job, and I think these are the reasons for our lackluster love life. How serious is this? I don't think I can survive without sex. He is eight years older than me and claims that sex is no longer important to him. Does he not love me anymore?
Between A Rock And An Unhard Place
How serious is this problem? Deadly serious, I should think, since you say you "can't survive" without sex and he's apparently not willing to make any effort or changes (drinking and smoking "a lot" can impede a man's ability to get it up), just excuses. Does he not love you anymore? Dunno, BARAAUP, but he clearly doesn't love you enough to take your unhappiness at the current state of your love life seriously. DTMFA.
Four years ago I lost it in a boy-girl-boy three-way on a cruise ship. The girl was 16, the other boy was 17, and I was 15, gay and closeted. In the girl's parents' cabin, the other boy ****ed the girl first. When it was my turn the girl noticed that I was staring at the other guy while I was ****ing her. "Are you gay?" she suddenly asked. I was so shocked that I couldn't say anything. Then she started screaming, "Oh my God, you are! You gave me AIDS!" She pushed me off, the other boy jumped up, pulled on his shorts, and then punched me in the face for looking at him. Then he made me wash my dick, which had his come on it, because he didn't want me "tasting his sperm" after they threw me out. The best part? This happened on the first night and I was trapped on the ship with them for another week. Oh, and I had to make up a story for my parents about how I fell and broke my nose on the Fiesta Deck.
I love my husband SO much, but I have this male friend at work that I just really click with. He is really funny and nice and witty. He was really down in the dumps a couple of weeks ago because his grandmother, whom he was really close with, had just died. He came into my office and I was talking to him about it and comforting him. I started hugging him and the next thing you know I was giving him a handjob. I wasn't even thinking about it-I just did it. Then I honestly thought, "I don't want to make a mess in here," so I swallowed his come. Now I don't know what to do. We are still just friends, but I can't decide if I should tell me husband about the "incident." Can you help me?
Just One Break
Excuse me, JOB, but do you really expect me to believe that you were innocently comforting some dude whose grandmother just croaked and that somehow led to innocent hugging which in turn somehow led to a "next thing you know" handjob? Oh, and once the grief-stricken coworker got ready to shoot his load, JOB, your concern for the cleanliness of your office prompted you to swallow his load? Where the **** were folks like you when my grandmother died? My brothers and I weren't that close to her, but I'm sure they could've faked it for a little grief counseling, JOB style. But I haven't really answered your question: Should you tell your husband about this incident? If you think it was a one-time thing, if it really did just "happen," and if you're sure it won't happen again, then spare your poor husband-this man you love SO much-the incredible details and absurd rationalizations. Personally, JOB, I could forgive my boyfriend for jerking off some dude he thought was funny and nice and witty-hell, I'd wanna watch-but I would have to slap the gay right off his face if his admission came bobbing along in a similar stream of bull****. "And then the next thing I knew, honey, I was beating him off because, golly, I wasn't thinking about it and, gosh, I only swallowed his load because I didn't want to make a mess." If you decide to tell your husband you cheated on him, JOB, don't make things worse by insulting his intelligence too. Tell him you were into this guy and you took advantage when he was vulnerable and you ate his spunk because you dug him. And then tell him you're sorry-even if it's a lie, which I'm guessing it would be.
I'm scared!!! 
you said 'cum' 
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...
