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Daeveed wrote:


Gitana wrote: Daeveed wrote: I don't cook naked!!!??? Who told you girls that???                             I wear a hat. WHICH HEAD DO YOU PLACE YOUR HAT ON??? hahahahahhaa!!! you're dirty!!!   to answer your question.... on the important one.

LMAO!!!

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Daeveed wrote: I don't cook naked!!!??? Who told you girls that???                             I wear a hat. WHICH HEAD DO YOU PLACE YOUR HAT ON???


hahahahahhaa!!! you're dirty!!!


 


to answer your question.... on the important one.



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I don't cook naked!!!??? Who told you girls that???                             I wear a hat.

WHICH HEAD DO YOU PLACE YOUR HAT ON???

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I don't cook naked!!!???


Who told you girls that???


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


I wear a hat.



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omg....eeeewwwwww


Talk about "special sauce"  eeeeeeeewwwwwww



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LaDyBuG wrote: My zapatillas better not hit the floor and they better not be aaaaanywhere near your dong Don't worry, I'll shower that day.


For what......Makes it more "sala'o" if you don't


 


 



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LaDyBuG wrote:


My zapatillas better not hit the floor and they better not be aaaaanywhere near your dong

Don't worry, I'll shower that day.

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Daeveed wrote: OK, maybe I'll do it at the next one. Genie, brace yourself. My zapatillas better not hit the floor and they better not be aaaaanywhere near your dong


        DONT U KNOW HE COOKS NAKED!!! THATS WHAT I HEARD EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW


         DAVEED ILL BRACE MY SELF!!!



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OK, maybe I'll do it at the next one. Genie, brace yourself.

My zapatillas better not hit the floor and they better not be aaaaanywhere near your dong

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OK, maybe I'll do it at the next one.


Genie, brace yourself.



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LaDyBuG wrote:


GENIE wrote: Daeveed wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: @ Daeveed...no more Potluck Parties for u! hahahaha hey, why not?? soooo no more zapatillas for you!!! (I had one last night, aaaand I'm getting some more for tomorrow)            WAIT A MIN U MADE ZAPATILLA SO DID THEY FALL ON THE FLOOR??? OMG I ATE SOME!!!          OH AND LADYBUG MAKE HIM COME TO THE NEXT ONE HE MADE ME LAUGHT WITH HIS LITTLE DANCE!!!! U GUYS HAD TO SEE IT!!!   Ohhhhh....you mean the one where he makes circles with his Dong??  hahahaha


        I DIDNT QUITE SEE THE DONG!! BUT IT LOOKED LIKE RICKY MARTINS SHAKE UR BON BON DANCE LOL LOL GO RICKY!!! LOL


    @DAVEED QUITE WHEN UR SLEEPING THATS IT


 



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GENIE wrote:


Daeveed wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: @ Daeveed...no more Potluck Parties for u! hahahaha hey, why not?? soooo no more zapatillas for you!!! (I had one last night, aaaand I'm getting some more for tomorrow)            WAIT A MIN U MADE ZAPATILLA SO DID THEY FALL ON THE FLOOR??? OMG I ATE SOME!!!          OH AND LADYBUG MAKE HIM COME TO THE NEXT ONE HE MADE ME LAUGHT WITH HIS LITTLE DANCE!!!! U GUYS HAD TO SEE IT!!!  

Ohhhhh....you mean the one where he makes circles with his Dong??  hahahaha

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GENIE wrote:


WAIT A MIN U MADE ZAPATILLA SO DID THEY FALL ON THE FLOOR??? OMG I ATE SOME!!!          OH AND LADYBUG MAKE HIM COME TO THE NEXT ONE HE MADE ME LAUGHT WITH HIS LITTLE DANCE!!!! U GUYS HAD TO SEE IT!!!  


what dance??? that wasn't me....


I'm a quiet guy.



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Daeveed wrote:


LaDyBuG wrote: @ Daeveed...no more Potluck Parties for u! hahahaha hey, why not?? soooo no more zapatillas for you!!! (I had one last night, aaaand I'm getting some more for tomorrow)  


         WAIT A MIN U MADE ZAPATILLA SO DID THEY FALL ON THE FLOOR??? OMG I ATE SOME!!!


         OH AND LADYBUG MAKE HIM COME TO THE NEXT ONE HE MADE ME LAUGHT WITH HIS LITTLE DANCE!!!! U GUYS HAD TO SEE IT!!!


 



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LaDyBuG wrote:


@ Daeveed...no more Potluck Parties for u! hahahaha


hey, why not??


soooo


no more zapatillas for you!!!


(I had one last night, aaaand I'm getting some more for tomorrow)


 



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@ Daeveed...no more Potluck Parties for u!


hahahaha



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Bainaman wrote: Julie wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: Julie wrote: OMG, I can't stop laughing. I remember that I still have a bottle at home and since I am out soon, I will go and try the recipe. LMAO   Y que no invitas Gustan ? Ohhh, but wait, I don't have any Nuts at home, jajaja, can somebody bring some ?     And I will provide the Tempra for the after cake effect,   Don't forget the Tempra for New Year's!!!! If possible...   Are you kidding me ! I already put reminders all over my place not to forget them. I am sure they will be much appriciated, jajajaja 


You know it!!!!


 



 



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Julie wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: Julie wrote: OMG, I can't stop laughing. I remember that I still have a bottle at home and since I am out soon, I will go and try the recipe. LMAO   Y que no invitas Gustan ? Ohhh, but wait, I don't have any Nuts at home, jajaja, can somebody bring some ?     And I will provide the Tempra for the after cake effect,   Don't forget the Tempra for New Year's!!!! If possible...  

Are you kidding me ! I already put reminders all over my place not to forget them. I am sure they will be much appriciated, jajajaja 

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JOKER_ESCO wrote: Julie wrote: OMG, I can't stop laughing. I remember that I still have a bottle at home and since I am out soon, I will go and try the recipe. LMAO   Y que no invitas Gustan ? Ohhh, but wait, I don't have any Nuts at home, jajaja, can somebody bring some ?     And I will provide the Tempra for the after cake effect,


 


Don't forget the Tempra for New Year's!!!!


If possible...


 




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Julie wrote: OMG, I can't stop laughing. I remember that I still have a bottle at home and since I am out soon, I will go and try the recipe. LMAO   Y que no invitas


Gustan ?


Ohhh, but wait, I don't have any Nuts at home, jajaja, can somebody bring some ?


 


 


And I will provide the Tempra for the after cake effect,



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OMG, I can't stop laughing. I remember that I still have a bottle at home and since I am out soon, I will go and try the recipe. LMAO  

Y que no invitas

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OMG, I can't stop laughing.


I remember that I still have a bottle at home and since I am out soon, I will go and try the recipe.


LMAO


 



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OMG I have 2 try that cake, I can almost taste it

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Pick the frigging fruit up off floor....

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"shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts"

HAHAHAH!!!!




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Hello everyone,
try this fantastic recipe!


Tequila Christmas Cake

      Ingredients:


      1 cup of water
      1 tsp baking soda
      1 cup of sugar
      1 tsp salt
      1 cup of brown sugar
      Lemon juice
      4 large eggs
      Nuts
      1 bottle tequila
      2 cups of dried fruit


       Sample the tequila to check quality.  Take a large bowl, check the
      tequila again.   To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one
      level cup and drink.  Repeat.  Turn on the electric mixer.  Beat one
      cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.  Add one teaspoon of sugar.
      Beat again.   At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is
      still OK.  Try another cup...just in case.  Turn off the mixerer
      thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of
      dried fruit.

      Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner.  If the
      fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
      drewscriver.   Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.  Next,
      sift two cups of salt.  Or something.  Check the tequila.  Now shift
      the lemon juice and strain your nuts.  Add one table.  Add a spoon of
      sugar, or somefink.  Whatever you can find.  Greash the oven.

      Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.  Don't forget


      to beat off the turner.  Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
      Finish the tequila


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