like 2 weeks ago at priviledge...when my bf was getting arrested and i was running towards him as he the police were handcuffing him....my sandals fell off and i was running barefeet n the snow...i must have looked soo ridiculous....i heard a horses tail even hit me n the face...2 bad i dont even remember horses being there...
wow...Confu is not the only one running without shoes on clubs and at the parties anymore.......Do you have pictures of you running in the snow without shoes?
like 2 weeks ago at priviledge...when my bf was getting arrested and i was running towards him as he the police were handcuffing him....my sandals fell off and i was running barefeet n the snow...i must have looked soo ridiculous....i heard a horses tail even hit me n the face...2 bad i dont even remember horses being there...
GIRL THIS IS TOO FUNNY PHONE CALLS YOU MAKE/RECEIVE @ 4 AM.... (CHALE) EATING.... ALL THOSE TIMES @ MCDONALDS AND/OR COMMISSO'S .... CLUMSINESS.... FALLING ON YOUR ASS AND/OR BREAKING YOUR SHOES.... THE HANGOVERS.... DON'T EVEN WORTH MENTIONING!!!
OH GIRL...YOU FORGOT FALLING HEAD FIRST DOWN THE STAIRS...
First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holiday's hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:
1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?
2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball and some stale chips (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this time.
3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock.
4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop! This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities.
Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what do with the extra money in my pockets. In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.
Thank you, Your Biggest Fan
P.S. THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. British Constitution 3. Passive-aggressive disorder
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more beer for me. 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Good evening, officer. Isn'tit lovely out tonight? 5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
...you can run without shoes there too...
....Do you have pictures of you running in the snow without shoes?
EATING.... ALL THOSE TIMES @ MCDONALDS AND/OR COMMISSO'S .... 
CLUMSINESS.... FALLING ON YOUR ASS AND/OR BREAKING YOUR SHOES.... 
DON'T EVEN WORTH MENTIONING!!! 
