LaDyBuG wrote: GENIE wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: @ GENIE PLEASE REFER TO THE "CUTIES" THREAD....OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT..... I BELIEVE YANKEE IS ON THE BACK BURNER LATELY SWEETNESS UNDERSTANDS!!! LOL YEAH I BEEN KEEPING HIM BUSY CUZ I KNOW U ARE WITH UR BAUTISTA!!! LOL LOL DONT WORRY YANKEES IN GOOD HANDS!!! I GOT JUST ONE WORD FOR U MISSY...... ORALEEEEEEEE LOL LMAO WITH THA HAND THING??? LOL LOL I KNOW I LOVE MY ORALEEEE I WOULDNT TRADE HIM FOR NADIE WELL MAYBE YANKEE!!!! LOL NO NEVER
NOT EVEN MIGUEL'S CAT? LOL
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GENIE wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: @ GENIE PLEASE REFER TO THE "CUTIES" THREAD....OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT..... I BELIEVE YANKEE IS ON THE BACK BURNER LATELY SWEETNESS UNDERSTANDS!!! LOL YEAH I BEEN KEEPING HIM BUSY CUZ I KNOW U ARE WITH UR BAUTISTA!!! LOL LOL DONT WORRY YANKEES IN GOOD HANDS!!! I GOT JUST ONE WORD FOR U MISSY...... ORALEEEEEEEE LOL
LMAO WITH THA HAND THING??? LOL LOL I KNOW I LOVE MY ORALEEEE I WOULDNT TRADE HIM FOR NADIE WELL MAYBE YANKEE!!!! LOL NO NEVER
LatinUrban dot ca wrote: anyway, Here's my contribution to the list: Tempo asked Santa for a DVD copy of "Escape From Alcatraz" Don Omar asked Santa for singing lesson/vocal coach (or atleast a new AutoTuner) Y2J asked Santa for a copy of "Concert Promo & Production For Dummies"
LaDyBuG wrote: @ GENIE PLEASE REFER TO THE "CUTIES" THREAD....OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT..... I BELIEVE YANKEE IS ON THE BACK BURNER LATELY SWEETNESS UNDERSTANDS!!! LOL YEAH I BEEN KEEPING HIM BUSY CUZ I KNOW U ARE WITH UR BAUTISTA!!! LOL LOL DONT WORRY YANKEES IN GOOD HANDS!!!
I GOT JUST ONE WORD FOR U MISSY......
ORALEEEEEEEE
LOL
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I remember years ago when I had Yankee's picture on my MSN and Genie would ask me...."who's that cutie"....and for jokes I'd say ohhh that's my new BF.....she's like..."girl, you're so lucky"..... Next thing I know.....she's flirting with him.....and now she's mistressing him....lol She's such a S.L.U.T.
WHAT CAN I SAY HE FELL INTO MY MAGICAL SPELLS!!! LOL LOL
AND I DONT GOTTA PUT UP WITH THAT WHERE ARE U AND STUFF!!!!
LMAO UR SO BAD LADY!!! Y VOZ GITA FOR GOING ALONG WITH IT!!!
anyway, Here's my contribution to the list: Tempo asked Santa for a DVD copy of "Escape From Alcatraz" Don Omar asked Santa for singing lesson/vocal coach (or atleast a new AutoTuner)
Y2J asked Santa for a copy of "Concert Promo & Production For Dummies"
I remember years ago when I had Yankee's picture on my MSN and Genie would ask me...."who's that cutie"....and for jokes I'd say ohhh that's my new BF.....she's like..."girl, you're so lucky"..... Next thing I know.....she's flirting with him.....and now she's mistressing him....lol She's such a S.L.U.T.
LMAO!!!
YOU'RE SO LUCKY YANKEE PICKED YOU AS GIS GF.... DAMN I'D SETTLE FOR HIS MISTRESS.... BUT GENIE ALREADY TOOK THAT
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I remember years ago when I had Yankee's picture on my MSN and Genie would ask me...."who's that cutie"....and for jokes I'd say ohhh that's my new BF.....she's like..."girl, you're so lucky".....
Next thing I know.....she's flirting with him.....and now she's mistressing him....lol
She's such a S.L.U.T.
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Chale_Tanga wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: Chake & Gita.... I can't belive u guys are "taken a liking" to 2 Feos.....LOL I'll just keep Yankee to myself...not DANNY.....LOL now Im CHAKE? Oh man!As for the Yankee..... ummm hummmm didnt know you liked them young LB!@ Gita: Tego rocks! Young Yankee is my age, if not 1 year older..... Nevertheless....he'd be the exception..... lol I prefer Tego over Don Omar anyday....but UGLY, they both are! @ GITANA.....Yankeee has been mine waaaaay before I introduced him to Genie.....(she's just the mistress and thinks I dont know about it)
LaDyBuG wrote: Chake & Gita.... I can't belive u guys are "taken a liking" to 2 Feos.....LOL I'll just keep Yankee to myself...not DANNY.....LOL now Im CHAKE? Oh man!As for the Yankee..... ummm hummmm didnt know you liked them young LB!@ Gita: Tego rocks!
Young Yankee is my age, if not 1 year older.....
Nevertheless....he'd be the exception..... lol
I prefer Tego over Don Omar anyday....but UGLY, they both are!
@ GITANA.....Yankeee has been mine waaaaay before I introduced him to Genie.....(she's just the mistress and thinks I dont know about it)
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LaDyBuG wrote: Chake & Gita.... I can't belive u guys are "taken a liking" to 2 Feos.....LOL I'll just keep Yankee to myself...not DANNY.....LOL now Im CHAKE? Oh man!As for the Yankee..... ummm hummmm didnt know you liked them young LB!@ Gita: Tego rocks!
WHATEVER GIRL!!!
I'LL STICK TO DON OMAR....
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For real! Don Omar sounds like ish!I forget what award show was on last night on much music, and he did his 2 seconds on stage.... that boy sucks more than a vacum! EWW! I dont know what it is about him, he def doesnt have the looks, or the personality, or the body, and Lord knows that boy CANNOT sing.... Puerto Rico must be hard pressed to find some good talent.
WHAT??
I THINK DON OMAR IS A CUTIE.... DON'T BE PUTTING HIM DOWN GIRL...
I DON'T PUT YOUR GORGEOUS TEGO CALDERON DOWN....
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Maybe you're just in a bad mood today SOme of those are funny and relevent to hip-hop "happenings" of this year. anyway, Here's my contribution to the list: Tempo asked Santa for a DVD copy of "Escape From Alcatraz" Don Omar asked Santa for singing lesson/vocal coach (or atleast a new AutoTuner)
For real! Don Omar sounds like ish! I forget what award show was on last night on much music, and he did his 2 seconds on stage.... that boy sucks more than a vacum! EWW! I dont know what it is about him, he def doesnt have the looks, or the personality, or the body, and Lord knows that boy CANNOT sing....
Puerto Rico must be hard pressed to find some good talent.
As a hip hop fan....I did not find this funny...... Not one line made me crack a smile.....poorly written, bad comparisons....this sucked! (Sorry JC)...it was dry! Can we, the foro crew come up with BETTER ones.....I think so!
Maybe you're just in a bad mood today SOme of those are funny and relevent to hip-hop "happenings" of this year.
anyway, Here's my contribution to the list:
Tempo asked Santa for a DVD copy of "Escape From Alcatraz"
Don Omar asked Santa for singing lesson/vocal coach (or atleast a new AutoTuner)
I truly think that DANNY 905 YANKEE was blessed with the "off topic syndrome"....... We are currently looking for cures.....any suggestions? (sorry D...just trying to help)
i know but since this topic is on hiphop i thought id say what i had to say
And as a "real" hiphop fan.. i think that most hiphop nowadays is garbage... what happened to the good old days??u know 95 96 97 when hiphop was real ..thank god reggaeton and urban latin music r expanding..other wise i wouldnt know what id be listening too..
Bow Wow asked Santa for respect from the Hip-Hop community, but will probably get a lump of coal instead…Bow Wow recently said that he is a better actor/rapper than Will Smith. What a clown.
ummm actor - NO WAY
Rapper....anybody is better than Will Smith and he might even be the bigger clown
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Any hip hop fans in this forum? If so you'll find this funny, if not you'll be as lost as an Afghan attending the Latin Grammy's or a gringo dancing salsa.
Hip-Hop's Christmas Wish List Wednesday - December 21, 2005 J-23
Just because they’re rich and famous (or at least pretending to be), doesn’t mean that your favorite rapper doesn’t ask good ol’ Santa Claus for a little something special under the tree come December 25th. Shout out to the HHDX staff and message board goons for their contributions! Merry Christmas!
50 Cent asked Santa for a yarmulke to fit in when performing at bar/bat mitzvahs…
Mase asked Santa for great success with G-unit. Santa told him to **** himself…
50 Cent asked Santa to sign with him.
The Game asked Santa for Mariah Carey, but he had to settle with a butterfly on his cheek instead…
The Ying Yang Twins’ baby mommas asked Santa for the Whisper 2000…
Kanye West asked Santa for a new house, just to his keep his ego in…
Eminem asked Santa for sleeping pills...oh wait a minute, nevermind...none of those…
Dame Dash asked Santa for Jay-Z back…
Jay-Z didn’t have to ask Santa for anything cause word is he bought Christmas…
DMX asked Santa for his sanity back…and a few rocks…
Bow Wow asked Santa for respect from the Hip-Hop community, but will probably get a lump of coal instead…
Bow wow asked Santa for puberty…
Bow Wow asked Santa for some inches so he wouldn't be so much shorter than Ciara…
Ciara asked Santa for an electric razor, a pair of boxer shorts and some aftershave…
Foxy Brown asked Santa for her hearing back…ouch!
TI asked Santa for a Bowflex and a lifetime subscription to Muscle and Fitness magazine
Ray J asked Santa for an actual musical career…
AJ asked Santa for Free back…
Memphis Bleek asked Santa for his "one hit"…
Bobby and Whitney asked Santa for some sobriety, but were too high and forgot to mail their letters…
Joe Budden and Styles P asked Santa for release dates…
Young Jeezy asked Santa for a white Christmas...
The LOX asked Santa to give all their presents to Diddy...
Ja Rule asked for a watch, that way him and Ashanti would "Always Be On Time" to their bar mitzvahs and children's birthday parties…
Lil’ Jon asked Santa for a hearing aid. Santa said 'you got it' and Lil’ Jon said ‘WHAT?!?’
Method Man asked Santa for better taste in beats...
Santa asked Canibus to stop making albums...
R Kelly asked Santa for a walk-in closet…
Ghostface asked Santa for hit Poughkepsie crispy chicken verbs throw up a stone richie, to which Santa replied ‘what the **** are you talking about?’
Peedi Crakk asked Santa for his voice to break…
Mike Jones asked Santa for a name tag and some money to pay his cell phone bill…
Optimas1 asked Santa not for a sense of humor as one might expect, but a book of excuses to mask his lack of humor…
Houston asked Santa to ‘see things his way,’ he then proceeded to dig out Santa's left eye in a fit of rage…
Paul Wall asked Santa for some melanin…
Lil’ Kim asked Santa for parole and a new nose…
Benzino asked Santa for a sense of reality, dignity, talent, and a loan…
Gloria Velez asked Santa for her herpes problem to go away…
Joe Budden asked Santa for Gloria Velez herpes problem to go away…
Everybody else asked Santa for Gloria Velez herpes problem to go away…
SWEETNESS UNDERSTANDS!!! LOL YEAH I BEEN KEEPING HIM BUSY CUZ I KNOW U ARE WITH UR BAUTISTA!!! LOL LOL DONT WORRY YANKEES IN GOOD HANDS!!! I GOT JUST ONE WORD FOR U MISSY...... ORALEEEEEEEE LOL LMAO WITH THA HAND THING??? LOL LOL I KNOW I LOVE MY ORALEEEE I WOULDNT TRADE HIM FOR NADIE WELL MAYBE YANKEE!!!! LOL NO NEVER 
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...
SOme of those are funny and relevent to hip-hop "happenings" of this year. anyway, Here's my contribution to the list: Tempo asked Santa for a DVD copy of "Escape From Alcatraz" Don Omar asked Santa for singing lesson/vocal coach (or atleast a new AutoTuner) 
"Most of us fall short much more by omission than by commission."
