Squash raquette hurling Miguel? Yup! Sounds about right! And thats only on good days... most of the time he prefers to toss his cats across the room to see just how far he can toss em. He tried with midgets first, but then he grew tired of all the complaining about broken bones and fractured ribs and missing teeth and all of that... so now he spends his leisure time cat tossing.Ahhhhh.... good ol Miguel... he's a good guy...
Is Miguel that mean ....
@ Ian : I was still trying to figure out the racket across the head part LOL
Squash raquette hurling Miguel? Yup! Sounds about right!
And thats only on good days... most of the time he prefers to toss his cats across the room to see just how far he can toss em. He tried with midgets first, but then he grew tired of all the complaining about broken bones and fractured ribs and missing teeth and all of that... so now he spends his leisure time cat tossing.
dang yo, It's hard to think of interesting things to say at such a late hour on Wednesday.. usually at this hour I'm just trying to think of how I'm going to sneak away from my cubicle without incurring the wrath of any passing tyrants who are likely to heave an old server at me or try to get me to spend the next hour watching Japanese cartoons. Frankly Miguel isn't such a bad guy to have in the office, at least when he's sober. We had an intervention for him last week, in which all of his previous employees took turns explaining the impact his abuse had on their lives, and to his credit, Miguel only bit two of them. Most of the day, he wears a muzzle, but that's really as much for his own safety as the rest of the company. Of course this is all just in fun; I felt far more creative insinuating I had a truly evil boss when his identity was still a secret... now that the truth is known I can't go around spreading rumours we actually get along quite well, or did until I posted the abusive boss thread. Now I spend most of the day dodging flying squash raquettes
hahaha, that was funny.
Just tell him you hate those stinking Peruvians, and you'll be in good terms with him.
dang yo, It's hard to think of interesting things to say at such a late hour on Wednesday.. usually at this hour I'm just trying to think of how I'm going to sneak away from my cubicle without incurring the wrath of any passing tyrants who are likely to heave an old server at me or try to get me to spend the next hour watching Japanese cartoons. Frankly Miguel isn't such a bad guy to have in the office, at least when he's sober. We had an intervention for him last week, in which all of his previous employees took turns explaining the impact his abuse had on their lives, and to his credit, Miguel only bit two of them. Most of the day, he wears a muzzle, but that's really as much for his own safety as the rest of the company.
Of course this is all just in fun; I felt far more creative insinuating I had a truly evil boss when his identity was still a secret... now that the truth is known I can't go around spreading rumours we actually get along quite well, or did until I posted the abusive boss thread. Now I spend most of the day dodging flying squash raquettes
This is your thread to post whatever you want to get off your chest.
We all know how cruel and malicious Miguel can be... just take a look at his poor cat. Poor thing looks like a replica of Dr. Evil's shaved pussy cat...
So feel free to post your comments/concerns/questions/rants and raves.
we actually get along quite well, or did until I posted the abusive boss thread. Now I spend most of the day dodging flying squash raquettes 
