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Julie wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote: Jinx wrote: mmm a priest...I always wanted to bang one jajajajjaa U ARE A PERV WOMAN LoL WANT 2 BANG A HOLY MAN Maybe it is about finding the Holy truth, jajajaja
muajajajajajaja

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Phantasma wrote:

Lahtina wrote: Phantasma wrote: How come nobody D.A.R.T.ed this? U guys are slippin! U guys? Me suena a ejército. Daeveed's the slipper in any case. I think el new hat se le a subido a la cabeza!!! (cheesy pun very much intended, so dont cheese me!!!)
LOL!!! Good one but CHESSY!!! LOL!!!

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Lahtina wrote:

Phantasma wrote:
How come nobody D.A.R.T.ed this? U guys are slippin!

U guys? Me suena a ejército. Daeveed's the slipper in any case.


I think el new hat se le a subido a la cabeza!!! (cheesy pun very much intended, so dont cheese me!!!)

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Phantasma wrote:

How come nobody D.A.R.T.ed this? U guys are slippin!


U guys? Me suena a ejército. Daeveed's the slipper in any case.



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How come nobody D.A.R.T.ed this? U guys are slippin!

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confundida wrote:

God wrote: confundida wrote: ANOTHER RULE SHOULD BE ADDED....   THE LESS CLOTHES U WEAR THE BETTER....SEDUCTION IS OUT OF THE PICTURE..... YOU AND I BOTH KNOW WHY WERE HERE........ WHAT ! estas loka..FOREPLAY it's a MUST jeeezzzzzz WHY?? THIS IS JUST A BOOTY CALL....... WHY GIVE THE EXTRA MILE??????

I truly don’t get you Konfu… you don’t care about the extra MILE, yet you crave for an extra couple of INCHES? Lol



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confundida wrote:
God wrote:
confundida wrote: ANOTHER RULE SHOULD BE ADDED....   THE LESS CLOTHES U WEAR THE BETTER....SEDUCTION IS OUT OF THE PICTURE..... YOU AND I BOTH KNOW WHY WERE HERE........ WHAT ! estas loka..FOREPLAY it's a MUST jeeezzzzzz
WHY?? THIS IS JUST A BOOTY CALL....... WHY GIVE THE EXTRA MILE??????


damn right I will go straight to the spankin !

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God wrote:

confundida wrote: ANOTHER RULE SHOULD BE ADDED....   THE LESS CLOTHES U WEAR THE BETTER....SEDUCTION IS OUT OF THE PICTURE..... YOU AND I BOTH KNOW WHY WERE HERE........ WHAT ! estas loka..FOREPLAY it's a MUST jeeezzzzzz
WHY?? THIS IS JUST A BOOTY CALL....... WHY GIVE THE EXTRA MILE??????

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confundida wrote:

ANOTHER RULE SHOULD BE ADDED....   THE LESS CLOTHES U WEAR THE BETTER....SEDUCTION IS OUT OF THE PICTURE..... YOU AND I BOTH KNOW WHY WERE HERE........


FINE!!!! I'll stop then!



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confundida wrote:
ANOTHER RULE SHOULD BE ADDED....
 
THE LESS CLOTHES U WEAR THE BETTER....SEDUCTION IS OUT OF THE PICTURE..... YOU AND I BOTH KNOW WHY WERE HERE........


WHAT ! estas loka..FOREPLAY it's a MUST jeeezzzzzz

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ANOTHER RULE SHOULD BE ADDED....


 


THE LESS CLOTHES U WEAR THE BETTER....SEDUCTION IS OUT OF THE PICTURE..... YOU AND I BOTH KNOW WHY WERE HERE........



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We need to add one more...No Cuddling Allowed

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Jinx wrote:

5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.


LOL That's my favourite clause.



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hmmmmmmmm....... this is veeeery interesting. I like!

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chica wow wrote: God wrote: The number 19 MUST be changed ! 19. No condoms, no ****ing. Carry your ass home. YES to condoms ! I don't think it means that no condom is needed, It means if you don't have them, you'll get no  action and to carry you ass home. oahhhhhhh ok never mind then


 


LOL


Dude make sure you read the contract "very" careful B4 u sign.....



-- Edited by McOSIRIS at 15:45, 2005-12-14

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chica wow wrote:
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The number 19 MUST be changed ! 19. No condoms, no ****ing. Carry your ass home. YES to condoms !
I don't think it means that no condom is needed, It means if you don't have them, you'll get no  action and to carry you ass home.


oahhhhhhh ok never mind then

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God wrote:

The number 19 MUST be changed ! 19. No condoms, no ****ing. Carry your ass home. YES to condoms !
I don't think it means that no condom is needed, It means if you don't have them, you'll get no  action and to carry you ass home.

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Julie wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote: Jinx wrote: mmm a priest...I always wanted to bang one jajajajjaa U ARE A PERV WOMAN LoL WANT 2 BANG A HOLY MAN Maybe it is about finding the Holy truth, jajajaja
LMAO this is so freaking funny and I just Imagine Jinx like the girl from the Exortsist F@ck me F@ck me LoL when she is telling the priest LoL

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The number 19 MUST be changed !

19. No condoms, no ****ing. Carry your ass home.

YES to condoms !

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Jinx wrote:
mmm a priest...I always wanted to bang one jajajajjaa


pick me....pick me!!!!

I been good really good......u can pump the good out of me

X@vier



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JOKER_ESCO wrote:

Jinx wrote: mmm a priest...I always wanted to bang one jajajajjaa U ARE A PERV WOMAN LoL WANT 2 BANG A HOLY MAN
Maybe it is about finding the Holy truth, jajajaja

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Jinx wrote:

mmm a priest...I always wanted to bang one jajajajjaa
U ARE A PERV WOMAN LoL WANT 2 BANG A HOLY MAN

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Jinx wrote:

mmm a priest...I always wanted to bang one jajajajjaa
OMG, you're such a bad girl, jajajaja

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OMG, this is so good. I will make some copy of it too, jajajaja

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mmm a priest...I always wanted to bang one jajajajjaa

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angelita dulce wrote:

Bainaman wrote: angelita dulce wrote: LOL!! I seen this before! I gotta make a copy!!!LOL!!   You got handed one of these on a booty call?!?!?!?   Damn!!!   LMAO!! I have to make a copy for my booty call. I don't want to snuggle or any of that sort. Let alone, a call the next day !! Please!!! I want no ties what so ever!!! LMAO!!!!               BTW, i'm just kidding!! I'm a good girl! (hence the nick name)
Yeah, and I am a priest! LOL

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Bainaman wrote:

angelita dulce wrote: LOL!! I seen this before! I gotta make a copy!!!LOL!!   You got handed one of these on a booty call?!?!?!?   Damn!!!  

LMAO!! I have to make a copy for my booty call. I don't want to snuggle or any of that sort. Let alone, a call the next day !! Please!!! I want no ties what so ever!!! LMAO!!!!


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


BTW, i'm just kidding!! I'm a good girl! (hence the nick name)



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This is so wiked LoL I have 2 make some copies LoL



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angelita dulce wrote:

LOL!! I seen this before! I gotta make a copy!!!LOL!!

 


You got handed one of these on a booty call?!?!?!?


 


Damn!!!


 




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LOL!! I seen this before! I gotta make a copy!!!LOL!!

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Booty Call Agreement


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This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 200_, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.


THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:

1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.

3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have **** to talk about.

4. None of that "lovemaking" **** - only sex allowed.

5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The
answer is no, so don't ask.

6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from
out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.

7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.

8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.

9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.

10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.

11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.

12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.

13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the
**** home.

14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.

15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's
girlfriend/boyfriend."

17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.

19. No condoms, no ****ing. Carry your ass home.

20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.

21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.


* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:

The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically
become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.


Participating Party

Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________

Participating Party

Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________




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