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LaDyBuG wrote: Ok....so in conclusion: DOGO is waaaayyy too informed on prison procedures & wee wees... AND MCPRISONER watches OZ sin falta, con lujo de detaSHe..... @ Lahtina.....tu y yo sobramos on this thread.....let them chit chat alone...and exchange stories.....LOL I know, let's go to an all girly thread now. Sheez!


 


make a thread about Strawberry Shortcake and the Care Bears or something like that.....



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LaDyBuG wrote:


Ok....so in conclusion: DOGO is waaaayyy too informed on prison procedures & wee wees... AND MCPRISONER watches OZ sin falta, con lujo de detaSHe..... @ Lahtina.....tu y yo sobramos on this thread.....let them chit chat alone...and exchange stories.....LOL


I know, let's go to an all girly thread now. Sheez!



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LaDyBuG wrote:


Ok....so in conclusion: DOGO is waaaayyy too informed on prison procedures & wee wees... AND MCPRISONER watches OZ sin falta, con lujo de detaSHe..... @ Lahtina.....tu y yo sobramos on this thread.....let them chit chat alone...and exchange stories.....LOL

FREAKS!!!

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Ok....so in conclusion:


DOGO is waaaayyy too informed on prison procedures & wee wees...


AND


MCPRISONER watches OZ sin falta, con lujo de detaSHe.....


@ Lahtina.....tu y yo sobramos on this thread.....let them chit chat alone...and exchange stories.....LOL



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LaDyBuG wrote: Dogo wrote: Lahtina wrote: Dogo wrote: Yeah! I agree (WTF?) if they catch you checking out "wee wees" in prison, you are soooooooooo "girlfriend" material!!! Hmmmm, you sure seem to know a lot of how things work in male prisons. NO! I've just watched "Shashank's Redemption" a couple of times...... don't start any chismes now! So in regular spanish that would be:  LLALLANK'S REDEMPTION LOL LLit disturber!!!!!! LOL!


That's Ladrona de SHocolates to you! LOL



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LOL.....have you watched "OZ"? No, I heard it's a good show, but no, I never watched it..... why? a lot of "banging" going on? (why are we talking about this? I feel dirty! LOL!)


 


yeah..... waaaaaaay too much banging......


 


but the tattoos were cool.....



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LaDyBuG wrote:


So in regular spanish that would be:  LLALLANK'S REDEMPTION LOL


LMAO... good one, girl! You rock!



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Dogo wrote: Lahtina wrote: Dogo wrote: Yeah! I agree (WTF?) if they catch you checking out "wee wees" in prison, you are soooooooooo "girlfriend" material!!! Hmmmm, you sure seem to know a lot of how things work in male prisons. NO! I've just watched "Shashank's Redemption" a couple of times...... don't start any chismes now! So in regular spanish that would be:  LLALLANK'S REDEMPTION LOL


LLit disturber!!!!!! LOL!



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Dogo wrote:  NO! I've just watched "Shashank's Redemption" a couple of times...... don't start any chismes now!   LOL.....have you watched "OZ"?


No, I heard it's a good show, but no, I never watched it..... why? a lot of "banging" going on?


(why are we talking about this? I feel dirty! LOL!)



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LaDyBuG wrote:


 So in regular spanish that would be:  LLALLANK'S REDEMPTION LOL


 


yes....that's "Argentinglish"...



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Lahtina wrote: Dogo wrote: Yeah! I agree (WTF?) if they catch you checking out "wee wees" in prison, you are soooooooooo "girlfriend" material!!! Hmmmm, you sure seem to know a lot of how things work in male prisons. NO! I've just watched "Shashank's Redemption" a couple of times...... don't start any chismes now!


So in regular spanish that would be:  LLALLANK'S REDEMPTION


LOL



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 NO! I've just watched "Shashank's Redemption" a couple of times...... don't start any chismes now!


 


LOL.....have you watched "OZ"?



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Dogo wrote: Yeah! I agree (WTF?) if they catch you checking out "wee wees" in prison, you are soooooooooo "girlfriend" material!!! Hmmmm, you sure seem to know a lot of how things work in male prisons.


NO! I've just watched "Shashank's Redemption" a couple of times...... don't start any chismes now!



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Dogo wrote:


Yeah! I agree (WTF?) if they catch you checking out "wee wees" in prison, you are soooooooooo "girlfriend" material!!!


Hmmmm, you sure seem to know a lot of how things work in male prisons.



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Ok this is weird....I mean don't they have to shower (naked) before they are put in jail uniform and locked up? Didn't anyone notice that there was no wee wee there  

This is a good point

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LaDyBuG wrote: Ok this is weird....I mean don't they have to shower (naked) before they are put in jail uniform and locked up? Didn't anyone notice that there was no wee wee there   Well, aren't they more concerned about butts in male prisons? I mean, what's with the: oops, I dropped the soap.


Yeah! I agree (WTF?) if they catch you checking out "wee wees" in prison, you are soooooooooo "girlfriend" material!!!



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LaDyBuG wrote:


Ok this is weird....I mean don't they have to shower (naked) before they are put in jail uniform and locked up? Didn't anyone notice that there was no wee wee there  

My thoughts exactly!!

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 Didn't anyone notice that there was no wee wee there  


 


between "gentlemen" you don't look at wee wees....



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Ok this is weird....I mean don't they have to shower (naked) before they are put in jail uniform and locked up? Didn't anyone notice that there was no wee wee there  


Well, aren't they more concerned about butts in male prisons? I mean, what's with the: oops, I dropped the soap.



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dude....don't u ever get in prison.......te van a hacer charki....


I don't know what "charki" means, but it sounds too much like "busted Ass" LOL!



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Ok this is weird....I mean don't they have to shower (naked) before they are put in jail uniform and locked up?


Didn't anyone notice that there was no wee wee there


 



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would it be the same in a women prison???


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McOSIRIS wrote:


dude....don't u ever get in prison.......te van a hacer charki....

They'll eat him alive!!!LOL!!

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Lahtina wrote: Alrighty then, now we which "decent guy" is going to get banged.   Lo que????!!!! LOL!


Holy crap! Is one not allowed to friggin miss a word? I edited, sweety, just not fast enough for ya.  



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dude....don't u ever get in prison.......te van a hacer charki....


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Alrighty then, now we which "decent guy" is going to get banged.  


Lo que????!!!! LOL!



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I can't answer........ I know there's no way I would screw a guy, and by the sounds of it, this woman is soooo ugly she's not "bangable" ..... I'd do none of the above




Alrighty then, now we know which "decent guy" is going to get banged.  



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I can't answer........ I know there's no way I would screw a guy, and by the sounds of it, this woman is soooo ugly she's not "bangable" ..... I'd do none of the above

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In prison they'll "make her" a woman anyways....


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Thats messed up......but i was a guy i would do the fugly woman i mean think about it.....they are all guys in the prision anyways  so whats the difference  if she looks like one. At least by doing the woman it would be the real thing.


Better to do a woman who looks like a guy than a guy who is a guy.


Thats just me



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Lahtina wrote: Dogo wrote: Hmmmmmmm..... interesting Stop analyzing and frickin' answer the question! Girl, i told you he wouldn't mind!LOL!!


I know, he's probably like: as long as it moves...



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Dogo wrote: Hmmmmmmm..... interesting Stop analyzing and frickin' answer the question!

Girl, i told you he wouldn't mind!LOL!!

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Hmmmmmmm..... interesting


Stop analyzing and frickin' answer the question!



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Hmmmmmmm..... interesting

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WTF!! how can this have happened....that's crazy!! Must be some ugly looking woman!! LOL!! I'm sure DOGO wouldn't mind, if he were in prison with her!!!



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This is an interesting story... (sorry I don't have the complete details - dates and such)


A Peruvian woman spent a month in a male prison in Argentina after she was mistaken for a man.


And, when she was finally discovered and transferred to a women's jail, she asked to be transferred back.


Pagina 12 newspaper reports that Carla Aguilera was arrested for robbery but told police her name was Manuel Martin Aguilar.


According to police in Buenos Aires, Mrs Aguilera was checked by several policeman but none noticed she was a woman.


An anonymous phone call alerted the police to Mrs Aguilera´s real gender and after a medical examination she was sent to Ezeiza female prison.


A police spokesmperson said: "She looks and acts exactly like a man, it was impossible to see that she is a woman.


"She insists she is a man and wants to be transferred back to the male prison!"


I wonder if the male prisoners were happy about this mix-up? Question for you men... if you were in prison or any other place where sex with a woman wasn't readily available, would you rather bang a fugly woman (the real deal) or a decent looking guy?


 



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