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CONGRATULATIONS TO GENIE!!!! SHE'S A FORO MASTER NOOOOW!!!! Shhhheeee's on FIIIIIIIIIAAAA!!!




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OK LET SEE DID IT CHANGE???? DID IT WHAT AM I NOW  

wow... FORO MASTER!
WITH a flame!


All hail foro master flame girl Genie!!!!

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angelita dulce wrote: GENIE wrote: angelita dulce wrote: Looks like GENIE has only 4 more posts to go!!!        WOULD U ALL GET MAD IF I HIT 4999 AND STOP POSTING MUAHMUAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA LOL   ohhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooo you will NOT!!! That's the reason why i didn't call in sick today!! I almost used that "a$$" excuse!!           OK LET SEE DID IT CHANGE???? DID IT WHAT AM I NOW  


 


Yuju 5000 now I can go 2 work happy Congrats Genie..



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GENIE wrote: angelita dulce wrote: Looks like GENIE has only 4 more posts to go!!!        WOULD U ALL GET MAD IF I HIT 4999 AND STOP POSTING MUAHMUAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA LOL   ohhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooo you will NOT!!! That's the reason why i didn't call in sick today!! I almost used that "a$$" excuse!!

          OK LET SEE DID IT CHANGE???? DID IT WHAT AM I NOW
 







THAT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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angelita dulce wrote: GENIE wrote: angelita dulce wrote: Looks like GENIE has only 4 more posts to go!!!        WOULD U ALL GET MAD IF I HIT 4999 AND STOP POSTING MUAHMUAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA LOL   ohhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooo you will NOT!!! That's the reason why i didn't call in sick today!! I almost used that "a$$" excuse!!           OK LET SEE DID IT CHANGE???? DID IT WHAT AM I NOW  

GENIE'S ON FIRE!!!!

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GENIE wrote: angelita dulce wrote: Looks like GENIE has only 4 more posts to go!!!        WOULD U ALL GET MAD IF I HIT 4999 AND STOP POSTING MUAHMUAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA LOL   ohhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooo you will NOT!!! That's the reason why i didn't call in sick today!! I almost used that "a$$" excuse!!


          OK LET SEE DID IT CHANGE???? DID IT WHAT AM I NOW


 



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angelita dulce wrote: Looks like GENIE has only 4 more posts to go!!!        WOULD U ALL GET MAD IF I HIT 4999 AND STOP POSTING MUAHMUAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA LOL  

ohhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooo you will NOT!!! That's the reason why i didn't call in sick today!! I almost used that "a$$" excuse!!

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angelita dulce wrote: Looks like GENIE has only 4 more posts to go!!!        WOULD U ALL GET MAD IF I HIT 4999 AND STOP POSTING MUAHMUAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA LOL  

Hell yeah cause I have 2 do something here and I am not cause I am wating

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT AT THIS MINUTE???

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Looks like GENIE has only 4 more posts to go!!!


       WOULD U ALL GET MAD IF I HIT 4999 AND STOP POSTING MUAHMUAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA LOL


 



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Looks like GENIE has only 4 more posts to go!!!

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 It was weird....it was dark.....so I told him, for me to go to sleep I have to put my finger in a bellybutton....he told me OK. So after a bit he said..."hey that's not the bellybutton!!!" to which I replied...."and that's not my finger either...."

He ALWAYS plays that trick! Pepe's so funny!



But next time Daeveed, bring the hamster, he likes that too.

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Chale_Tanga wrote: GENIE wrote: angelita dulce wrote: ¿Qué es lo peor que le puede pasar a un enano?   ( sorry CHALE!)        NO SE PERO QUE SE ENCUENTRE CON DAEVEED Y RASPBERRY YOGURT???? LOL! Oh no.. what are you going to do to my poor Pepe?Oh yah, that reminds me, I have to ask Daeveed how it went last night with peeeeeeeeeeepeeeeeeeeee.  I hope he was gentle It was weird....it was dark.....so I told him, for me to go to sleep I have to put my finger in a bellybutton....he told me OK. So after a bit he said..."hey that's not the bellybutton!!!" to which I replied...."and that's not my finger either...."

         OMG U AND CHALE HAVE THE MOST TWISTED IMAGINATIONS EVER!!! LMAO!!!

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GENIE wrote: angelita dulce wrote: ¿Qué es lo peor que le puede pasar a un enano?   ( sorry CHALE!)        NO SE PERO QUE SE ENCUENTRE CON DAEVEED Y RASPBERRY YOGURT???? LOL! Oh no.. what are you going to do to my poor Pepe?Oh yah, that reminds me, I have to ask Daeveed how it went last night with peeeeeeeeeeepeeeeeeeeee.  I hope he was gentle


It was weird....it was dark.....so I told him, for me to go to sleep I have to put my finger in a bellybutton....he told me OK.


So after a bit he said..."hey that's not the bellybutton!!!" to which I replied...."and that's not my finger either...."



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GENIE wrote: angelita dulce wrote: ¿Qué es lo peor que le puede pasar a un enano?   ( sorry CHALE!)        NO SE PERO QUE SE ENCUENTRE CON DAEVEED Y RASPBERRY YOGURT???? LOL! the answer is Que un policía le diga ALTO Ya i know............NOT FUNNY!! But just like you i'm trying to reach the next level of GURUNESS!! LOL!! I have 201 more posts to go!!!


 


Yo crei que era que un Barbero le diga," Senor Quiere que le corte las Patas"



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angelita dulce wrote: ¿Qué es lo peor que le puede pasar a un enano?   ( sorry CHALE!)        NO SE PERO QUE SE ENCUENTRE CON DAEVEED Y RASPBERRY YOGURT????

LOL!

Oh no.. what are you going to do to my poor Pepe?


Oh yah, that reminds me, I have to ask Daeveed how it went last night with peeeeeeeeeeepeeeeeeeeee.  I hope he was gentle

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angelita dulce wrote: ¿Qué es lo peor que le puede pasar a un enano?   ( sorry CHALE!)        NO SE PERO QUE SE ENCUENTRE CON DAEVEED Y RASPBERRY YOGURT????


LOL! the answer is Que un policía le diga ALTO


Ya i know............NOT FUNNY!! But just like you i'm trying to reach the next level of GURUNESS!! LOL!! I have 201 more posts to go!!!



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angelita dulce wrote: ¿Qué es lo peor que le puede pasar a un enano?   ( sorry CHALE!)        NO SE PERO QUE SE ENCUENTRE CON DAEVEED Y RASPBERRY YOGURT????


 


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¿Qué es lo peor que le puede pasar a un enano?   ( sorry CHALE!)  

Que le corten las patas LoL

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¿Qué es lo peor que le puede pasar a un enano?   ( sorry CHALE!)  

     NO SE PERO QUE SE ENCUENTRE CON DAEVEED Y RASPBERRY YOGURT????

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angelita dulce wrote: ¿Cómo se dice pobre en Chino?           CHINDINERO  

DAMN GENIE ONLY 15 MORE POST 2 GO

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¿Qué es lo peor que le puede pasar a un enano?   ( sorry CHALE!)


 



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angelita dulce wrote: ¿Cómo se dice pobre en Chino?           CHINDINERO  

Hey that was good, but the answer is Chinun chentavo.

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¿Cómo se dice pobre en Chino? 


         CHINDINERO


 



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McOSIRIS wrote: angelita dulce wrote: K girl, answer this................... ¿En qué mes los hombres hacen menos idioteces? menos mal que es solo 1 mes....y no 12 como uds.... Did you read properly. February is the only month where los hombres hacen menos idioteces!! Need i explain more!! Oops sorry, it's not February yet, ok, so i understand you!!!

Good one Angelita!!

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¿Cómo se dice pobre en Chino?
 

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angelita dulce wrote: K girl, answer this................... ¿En qué mes los hombres hacen menos idioteces? menos mal que es solo 1 mes....y no 12 como uds....

Did you read properly. February is the only month where los hombres hacen menos idioteces!! Need i explain more!! Oops sorry, it's not February yet, ok, so i understand you!!!

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K girl, answer this................... ¿En qué mes los hombres hacen menos idioteces?

menos mal que es solo 1 mes....y no 12 como uds....

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How many popsicles does it take to give you a brain freeze????

           THREE IF I EAT THEM!!! BUT TWO GULPS OF A SLUSHIE!!

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K girl, answer this................... ¿En qué mes los hombres hacen menos idioteces?


          FEBURARY ITS THE SHORTES MONTH LMAO MALA


 



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How many women have you slept with? Kissed? Sex?  


        SLEPT WITH IN THE SAME BED WAY TOO MANY


           KISSED ONLY TWO


           SEX SO FAR NONE!



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¿En qué mes los hombres hacen menos idioteces?




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How come it's taking you so long to get to 5000???    


   BECAUSE OF THIS SHIAT


 You have recently posted a comment. Please wait a moment before trying to post again


GGGRRRRRRRRR


 



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People call them fingers....but how come I never see them fing????


            GOOD QUESTION ASK A CHICKEN FARMER NOT ME LOL LOL


           MC SOFT = THIS GOES AS ONE YES THEY DO!!! LOL


 



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Okay GENIE bo BENIE here it goes....proceed with caution.....   1.  Are you willing to give anal sex a try?I WOULD BUT IT HURTS TOO MUCH SO I HEARD!!


 2. Have you given anal sex a try?NOT YET 


 3.  Do you pee in the shower? EEEEEEEEWWWWWW NO I HATE FUNGUS LOL LOL


 4. Ever done el beso negro? DONE NO HAD IT DONE MAYBE!!


5. ever gotten so drunk that you wake up and wonder "how did I get here? YEP THE THURSDAY OF MY 25TH BIRTHDAY!!! STILL A BLANK AND I MISSED MY BOSSES FUNERAL!!


6. Ever have sex in public? YEP CANT SAY WHERE BUT YES I HAVE!


 7. Ever had a threesome? Okay that's all for now....answer them seperatly so it's more posts....... NOPE NOT YET BUT WILL SOMETIME OR TRY TOO LOL






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How many popsicles does it take to give you a brain freeze????


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Quienes somos, SOMOS ANIMALES LOL LOL BUENO LOS HOMBRES


de donde venimos,DE EL ESPACIO LOL ALIENS!!


 y a donde vamos???A LA CAMA CON DON JUAN!!! LOL LOL


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Do you eat the red ones last?NO I EAT THEM FIRST I DONT FOLLOW RULES VERY WELL!!  How many licks does it take to get to the end of a Tootsie Roll Pop? I DONT LICK I SUCK ON THEM! LOL  Which side of the bed do you sleep on? LEFT ALWAYS THE LEFT!! Can I have three wishes? YES U CAN BUT NOT SURE IF I CAN GRANT THEM ALL!! LMAO!!

        

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GENIE wrote: angelita dulce wrote: Do you really lick eye balls and have hairy nipples??? -- Edited by angelita dulce at 09:20, 2005-12-08        WHAT I DO ON MY OWN TIME AND FOR PLEASURE CAN NOT BE DISCUSSED ON A PUBLIC FORUM BUT EVERYTHING CHALE STATED YESTERDAY IS ALL REVERSED!! JUST SO U KNOW AND NO I DONT!!   So you have hairy eyeballs and like to lick nipples???

           LMAO LMAO I LICK NIPPLES BUT HAIRY EYEBALLS EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW

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How many women have you slept with? Kissed? Sex?


 



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chica wow wrote: what special day is today in my country???        TO BE DEAD HONEST IM NOT UP TO THE PANAMANIAN HISTORY BUT TODAY FOR ME ITS MINE AND ORALES ANNIVERSARY A WHOLE 5 MTHS!! (HEY PPL ITS A RECROD IN OUR BOOKS)  


WOW !!! Congratulations!!!


BTW It's mother's day in Panama.



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Gitana wrote: HMMMM WHAT WOULD I LIKE TO ASK GENIE???? ?? DO YOU SNORE ??          IF IM REALLY REALLY TIRED YES I DO OR IF IM SICK!

?? WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK ??

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Why is my manager so nice to me today???? she went downstairs to get me breakfast...... 1. am I getting fired? 2. Do I remind her of those "Sponsor a child" kids? 3. Is she gonna propose to me???   Help me GENIE!!!! -- Edited by McOSIRIS at 09:40, 2005-12-08

          THE ANSWER IS SHE GOT LAID LAST NIGHT!! AND HAD A GOOD ORGASAM!!!

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Okay GENIE bo BENIE here it goes....proceed with caution.....


 


1.  Are you willing to give anal sex a try?


2. Have you given anal sex a try?


3.  Do you pee in the shower?


4. Ever done el beso negro?


5. ever gotten so drunk that you wake up and wonder "how did I get here?


6. Ever have sex in public?


7. Ever had a threesome?


Okay that's all for now....answer them seperatly so it's more posts.......



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Gitana wrote:


?? WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TAKE-OUT FOOD ??

         POPEYES CHICKEN MMMMMMMMMMMM CAJUN!!!

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HMMMM WHAT WOULD I LIKE TO ASK GENIE???? ?? DO YOU SNORE ??

         IF IM REALLY REALLY TIRED YES I DO OR IF IM SICK!

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....and what about chicken fingers....do chicken really have fingers????


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People call them fingers....but how come I never see them fing????

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2. Do I remind her of those "Sponsor a child" kids? 

Hey McNug... Chale is looking to sponsor a child.. maybe she'll sponsor you. PM Chale for details!!!

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